2023 MLB Thread - Season Is Over

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  1. DirtBall

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    I don’t think the pitch tracker is calibrated for slow pitch either. Look at its readings vs where the catcher actually caught it. IIRC it gets its reading at the very front of the dish, with that trajectory those balls easily could of been a foot high and still fallen into the zone.
     
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  2. zeberdee

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    yea I was watching it live. the catcher was catching them right over the plate but they were so slow they came in high. the balls would have had to bounce to register a strike in the middle of the zone.
     
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  3. devine

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    He will get rocked
     
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  4. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Wow can you not?!
     
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  5. bro

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    Glasnow looks sharp, imo. Just given up som le hard contact from Muncy and freeman. Really painting the corners
     
  6. poor paul

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    fire the 3rd base coach here. in game.

     
  7. Nug

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    Just went for a nice swim in the Pacific, ate some Chilaquiles verde from my favorite restaurant, now relaxing in a hammock listening to Braves-Phillies on the radio because my internet is too shitty to stream.

    All-in-all a pretty prettttty good Saturday so far.
     
  8. bro

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  9. Truman

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    Calling that a laser is generous. Yellich could have thrown him out.
     
  10. bro

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    Presumably a joke? Or just the garbage Twitter accounts put out to get fan engagement
     
  11. Truman

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    We hate Jomboy now?
     
  12. bro

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    What’s to like accounts putting out highlights meant to maximize fan engagement? Sometimes their tweets are cringe because of it. Only you said the word hate.
     
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  13. gus_chiggins

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  14. Tex

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    [​IMG]
     
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  15. poor paul

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    I like Jomboy, they're fun.
     
  16. DirtBall

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    Much better than a bottle of coke or a hot dog
     
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  17. Nug

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    Beer garden is in left-center, but can't imagine it applies to there.
     
  18. texasraider

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    #Texas Rangers now with the second best record in baseball despite having the worst bullpen in baseball
     
  19. Truman

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  20. Killy Me Please

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    Wtf does he squat. I need to know.
     
  21. Handcuffed

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    pretty nice day for our #Seattle Mariners pitchers

    2 hits allowed and 17 strikeouts in a shutout of the pirates
     
  22. electronic

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    Rope a doped them yesterday.

    Also nice that Julio appears to be emerging from his black hole month.
     
  23. DirtBall

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    The Big Hurt did that vs KC many a moon ago. No clue how it’s possible.
     
  24. Cornelius Suttree

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    This guy is fucking huge lol
     
  25. Cornelius Suttree

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    Kenley with career save #58 vs AZ

    At least I believe that's what they said
     
  26. Killy Me Please

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    20 HR for Pete.
     
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  27. Killy Me Please

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    Alvarez is hotter than 2 rats fuckin in a wool sock
     
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  28. Cornelius Suttree

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    this kid's the best prospect in baseball

     
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  29. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Brewers are A's level bad when they play against the Giants
     
  30. Cornelius Suttree

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    Bachman and now Joyce

     
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  31. Andy Reocho

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    the card is hilarious
     
  32. Hank Scorpio

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  33. Han Solo

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    The one dude in the background running in to try and get his teammates to stop celebrating and finish the play is the only guy I feel sorry for.
     
  34. DirtBall

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    1. Where did the ball end up?
    2. Can you not wear the same uniforms? Maybe get some green duck tape for one of the team so me, random internet guy, can tell who’s who.
     
  35. electronic

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    Both teams wearing red is insane.
     
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  36. Gin Buckets

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    Has Brandon Marsh’s sister been discussed? She’s also a good athlete it seems.

     
  37. devine

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    I don’t understand why the catcher didn’t just throw it to first
     
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  38. Andy Reocho

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    FOMO celebrating with the boys.
     
  39. devine

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    Happens to the best of us
     
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  40. Gunners

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    Why are both teams in red jerseys
     
  41. Nug

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    Michael Soroka starting tomorrow for the Braves, first time pitching since Aug 3, 2020 after two straight Achilles tears.

    He was a borderline cy young candidate, or at least on his way, before the injuries. If he can just be serviceable it'd be a huge help.

    Thankfully his first start is against Oakland.
     
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  42. fish

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    The catcher puts it in his back pocket to save the souvenir.
     
  43. poor paul

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    14 runs before 12:30pm in the Eastern time zone.
     
    #8443 poor paul, May 28, 2023
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  44. Vinegar Strokes

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    It’s PM
     
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  45. Nug

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    maybe Mr. Paul is in Asia.
     
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  46. bro

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    Dodgers just giving away bases all year while also not really stealing many of their own definitely won’t be an issue at any point in the fall



     
    #8446 bro, May 28, 2023
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  47. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Only disappointing thing in this TB/LAD game is that Fleming isn't going to get a win for giving up 10 in 6 innings.
     
  48. MG2

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    That box score is hilarious. Been watching off and on, but there's 21 runs and 20 scoring plays. Only scoring play that brought in more than one run was a Paredes 2-run double everything is else is just inching forward one run at a time.
     
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  49. bro

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    Thank god that road trip is over. That was a fun game, even taking the L
     
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  50. dblplay1212

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