2023 NFL Coaching Carousel Thread - Arizona, Carolina, Denver, Houston, Indy

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by MG2, Dec 26, 2022.

  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  2. MG2

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    Duce Staley is going to Carolina. Not sure if it's as RB coach only or maybe OC?
     
  3. AIOLICOCK

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    Love this.
     
  4. Tobias

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    he oversaw one of the worst secondaries in p5 so idk
     
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  5. Vito Corleone

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    Just when you think the Lions have made progress, you hire one of the worst CFB positional coaches to your worst position group
     
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  6. Tobias

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    the one thing i will give dre credit for is also our dline coach is a high school strength coach who assembled an even worse unit so the corners had to cover all day

    i think they both stink but that is the logic in that hire i guess
     
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  7. Gritty Badger

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  8. snowfx2

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  9. vander02

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    Amazing, have to be glad Big Mike took that year off to study analytics and new ideas… just so he could hire the ultimate nepo baby OC
     
  10. bro

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  11. hood b. goode

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    Iceberg vs Titanic year for the cowboys. Good luck run-run-passing and putting it all on the defense
     
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  12. Josey Wales

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    Idc about schottenheimer but in he interest of discussion it’s funny to pin shit offenses on the qb coach. Particularly teams with bad personnel, franchises literally known for mismanagement, and citing a year luck was hurt all season.
     
  13. Josey Wales

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    And holy crap with the nepotism on the 2001 Washington team. Schotty had Brian and his brother Kurt on staff.
     
  14. kennypowers

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    In hindsight, maybe Darrell Bevell, Schottenheimer, and Urbs was less than ideal for a rookie quarterback.
     
  15. MG2

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    Flores probably isn't getting this job, either

     
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  16. dump

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    This guy will be a HC before Flores gets another shot

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  17. HotMic

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  18. DUCKMOUTH

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    give us the tank for Caleb Williams
     
  19. Doug

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    Worse than Dennis Allen and Pete Carmichael?

    He'll fit in nicely :(
     
  20. fucktx

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    Grantham is on that staff too lol
     
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  21. MG2

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    The Saints just need to eat as much cap hell as possible this year so they can fire Allen after 2023 and have a reasonable situation for the next guy. Instead, they'll probably keep kicking that can and try to trade for someone like Carr while making it impossible to do anything for the next 2-3 years again.
     
  22. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Plz hire Kafka or Flores
     
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  23. bertwing

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    Agree on all points. It’s infuriating.
     
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  24. Vito Corleone

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    If Flores goes to Arizona, Vikings are a little fucked right now in the DC search
     
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  25. southlick

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  26. MG2

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    #Broco Country Let's Ride
     
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  27. ned's head

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    Every russell wilson story I hear is the weirdest russell wilson story I hear. I wonder if this is why it seemed like nc state let him walk
     
  28. Charles DeMar

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  29. BudKilmer

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    Russ had/has his own office in the complex.
     
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  30. seanofthedead86

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    I thought Brady's thing with Alex Guerrero was a little unhinged, but Russ takes it to a whole new level with fucking everything.
     
  31. Dan Kendra

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    His coach is Jake Heaps the former 5 star bust?
     
  32. Saul Shabazz

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    I was tellin myself no way its the same guy Holy shit
     
  33. fucktx

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    the funniest thing is he was on the Seahawks as a practice squad guy when russ was mvp level and now russ is taking pointers from the loser
     
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  34. ~ taylor ~

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    Craziest thing I've read today and I'm active in the Lizzie McGuire thread.
     
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  35. MG2

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    Flores took the DC job with Minnesota, so he must have been told he wasn't a finalist in Arizona?
     
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  36. goheels10

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    What’s so crazy over there?
     
  37. UncleJesse

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    Lions, tigers, and pubes oh my.
     
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  38. MG2

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  39. CaneKnight

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    It’s Jeff Saturday
     
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  40. nexus

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    we as an organization (Colts)

    I mean jfc that reads like an unhinged Trump tweet
     
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  41. Gaknight

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    It reads as Jeff Saturday is the football coach tweet.
     
  42. fucktx

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    Is there anyone in the running for the job besides Saturday at this point
     
  43. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Did Gubbs hack Irsay's account?
     
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  44. Lip

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    The pills always lead to poor grammar/punctuation. I’d like to see a study on this.
     
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  45. MG2

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    8-10 other guys
     
  46. Gaknight

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    Irsay Is going to announce it in the middle of the Super Bowl and hope no one notices
     
  47. val venis

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    Literally every local reporter says he’s out lol.
     
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  48. MG2

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    The NFLN guys were saying the same as well a week ago. Maybe not "out", but at least that they would be surprised if he's the guy in the end.
     
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  49. CaneKnight

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    Irsay can't be trusted imo :laugh:
     
  50. bertwing

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    You fucking asshole
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