2023 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, Feb 12, 2023.

  1. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    that’s a lot for a WR who’s best skill is blocking
     
  2. ohbluefan

    ohbluefan Well-Known Member
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    Whoa whoa dude, they could drop acid together, you don’t know.
     
  3. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Man fucked up real bad last year when KC tried to pay him top left tackle money and he played himself down to average tackle money.
     
  4. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    My thoughts on that contract have been influenced by a report I saw a month or so ago saying Lazard was looking for $20M per in his next deal. Because suddenly this reported deal doesn't seem quite so insane to me now.
     
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  5. Yanks711

    Yanks711 TMB's Hoosier
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    Well that sucks
     
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  6. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Bradberry back to Philly for 3/$38M is much lower than expected. Similar to Dean and TB yesterday.
     
  7. theregionsitter

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    Got a first ballet ball of famer out of being proven wrong, Jerry stays winning
     
  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    nothing says "BIG TRADE" like trading a washed up CB for a 5th round comp pick

     
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  9. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  10. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  11. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    I think I like this.
    But also it does nothing about our shit offensive line.
    Eat Arby's
     
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  12. lfriend

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    Maybe top 3 but it's a hard gamble with his injury history and being beyond 30.
     
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  13. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  14. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Its a late 3rd rounder.. whats the gamble?
     
  15. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  16. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Be good to our little red rocket

     
  17. lfriend

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    The gamble is the contract for him to be on the IR. End of 3rd is perfectly fine for draft comp for a playoff team like the Giants.
     
  18. Gaknight

    Gaknight Well-Known Member
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    Thanks for this hard hitting news
     
  19. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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  20. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    My dude just needs to take that $12 mil, sign a 1 day contract with Atlanta and retire a Falcon.
     
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  21. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Or sign with the jets once they’re spurned by a certain evil mustachioed qb from ‘Sconsin
     
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  22. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    This guy sucks

     
  23. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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  24. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    What the fuck is a high vibration food
     
  25. Irush

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    Whataburger is definitely a low vibration food
     
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  26. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    If you have to ask, your contract probably doesn't enough springing guarantees in it
     
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  27. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    Elite rich athlete telling other people who don’t have his lifestyle, money or genetics that they don’t need medicine. What a fucking piece of shit

    money just destroys the brains of all these assholes
     
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  28. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    It's all about the vibes
     
  29. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    he’s a huge fan of the masculine ego acct whatever the fuck that is

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  30. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    He caught that disease from his time in Nashville.
     
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  31. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    he’d probably still be dumb if he didn’t have money.
     
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  32. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Nashville.
     
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  33. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    I do wonder if there’s a limit how much Jeffrey Lurie will put up with. hopefully someone has a word with him and he takes it the right way.
     
  34. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    If he has the season again this year he did last year Lurie probably invites him over for a nice fruit salad.
     
  35. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  36. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  37. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    maybe. I honestly don’t know but Lurie is about as left as a billionaire can be. he’s financed documentaries on things like the 2008 financial crisis, MLK being harassed by the FBI and Trump’s handling of covid in the early days.

    I’m genuinely curious because the Eagles have never really had a player be outspoken and stupid like this.
     
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  38. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    aj makes a good point, because as we all know no one ever died from a disease until medicine was invented
     
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  39. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    [​IMG]
     
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  40. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    TO told no lies.
     
  41. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    If it was a special teams player barely making the roster yes. Your star WR you traded for, no.
     
  42. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
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    Narrator: He didn't have plenty left
     
  43. Yanks711

    Yanks711 TMB's Hoosier
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    Feel like this is a pretty good deal for them
     
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  44. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
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    They just died of diarrhea or old age at 34
     
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  45. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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    Meh Lurie kept DeSean on the team after the “accidental” anti-Semitic quotes
     
  46. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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    Also Riley Cooper and now that I think about it I should be embarrassed that wasn’t my first go to