2023 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, Feb 12, 2023.

  1. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    To be fair, that's pretty much everyone in the NFC South due to us being paired with the AFC South. The 2 worst divisions in the NFL.
     
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  2. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Yeah, not saying Saints will win a bunch of games, but pretty easy schedule as far as strength of opponents
     
  3. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Same opponents for us, except we get to play the Saints :nahnah:
     
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  4. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    No argument here. Very average roster with a shitty coach.
     
  5. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    This is outstanding. Had trouble remembering about 1/3 of them.


     
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  6. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Roast his ass!
     
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  7. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Who is surprised the NFL told a small market team to shove it

     
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  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Good for the nfl
     
  9. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    if they don't win ten games with that schedule and their defense, then move the team to Virginia Beach and the Pels to Seattle
     
  10. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Your expectations are already too high
     
  11. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    Bro Derek Carr is our quarterback
     
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  12. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    which means we better win 12
     
  13. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Known overachiever
     
  14. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  15. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    I think Bryce will do well in the NFL, despite his size.

    But that looks like a Make a Wish kid out there.
     
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  16. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    why would the nfl do this lol
     
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  17. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    okay Arkadin
     
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  18. lfriend

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    Nice of the Panthers to be strong believers in take your child to work day.
     
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  19. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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  20. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    I see Dallas after failing to make the NFC Championship game for the 27th consecutive season is deservedly tied for the lead in most primetime appearances.
     
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  21. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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  22. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  23. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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    Congrats Commanders fans. I hope you guys go back to Washington Football Team.
     
  24. lfriend

    lfriend Well-Known Member
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    A real heel turn would be going back to the name before that.
     
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  25. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Where the hell did this come from
     
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  26. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    go march at nbc and fox HQs until the networks put performance over profits!
     
  27. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    He’s going to draw so many roughing the passer calls
     
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  28. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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    Congrats to our Washington friends joining us Sixers fans and our friends on the ice in North Jersey on never ever ever ever getting out of the second round of the playoffs
     
  29. goheels10

    goheels10 Well-Known Member
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    Ok apu… I love you

     
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  30. Earn_Marks

    Earn_Marks Lemon Pepper Wet
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    For 2-4 weeks until he’s on IR at least
     
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  31. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  32. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    Browns have a really solid roster. Sucks their qb is a serial sexual assulter
     
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  33. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    The only thing I dispise more than Dallas is cardio.
     
  34. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  35. goheels10

    goheels10 Well-Known Member
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    Agree on both statements
     
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  36. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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  37. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode B I O I N B I O
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  38. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    It must be incredibly hard to not like Jalen Hurts.
     
  39. slhorn

    slhorn Well-Known Member
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    The guy went to Bama. Then OU. And then Philly. And I still root for him. He’s a unicorn.
     
  40. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
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    TYFYS!
     
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  41. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    No real practical reason to finish that degree other than he must be a pretty “normal” person. Gotta love it.
     
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  42. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    Most needed in the league. But unfortunately, I’m guessing they’ll be as disappointing as Arizona’s.

     
  43. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    This hits really hard
     
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  44. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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  45. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    The Dov Klieman dude creating a general aggregator account is kind of wild to me
     
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  46. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    curious how he monetizes it
     
  47. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    I'm not even sure he's a real person.

    supposedly he's some guy living in Israel.
     
  48. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    yeah that’s what I meant. Just making up a random name, aggregating content and getting retweeted and poster like it’s Rappaport or Soulless Shefty
     
  49. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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