2023 SEC Football Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Tiffin, Jan 10, 2023.

  1. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Beamer gives off Boo vibes
     
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  2. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    He wishes.
     
  3. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    #NoPotatoes
     
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  4. Tiffin

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    SCAR/Clemson quickly becoming the least likeable rival coach duo
     
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  5. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Gundy/Venables up there.
     
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  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Shane needs to stick to the “find some joy” brand IMO. You don’t see Ted Lasso doing clap back tweets
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  8. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  9. bigjrock

    bigjrock Pillsbury Geauxboy
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    :tebow:
     
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  10. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Pls respect our privacy at this time.
     
  11. Gallant Knight

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    Thank you tcu
     
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Guy jumping ship from your disaster of a program
     
  13. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    how long until you update your name to Gallant Chad Morris
     
  14. Gallant Knight

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    I’m putting a curse on you. United will lose this afternoon
     
  15. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    after last year you can't hurt me
     
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  16. dump

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    Am I supposed to cry when a feral hog dies?
     
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  17. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    35-50 feral hogs

    Every day
     
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  18. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    Maybe the guy that pissed Shane off should have had a father who was very successful in broadcast media. Big whoopsy on that guys part. He will never get out of JV without connections.
     
  19. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    The world would be a better place without them
     
  20. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I want to waste a hog with a grenade launcher but you have to travel to Thailand for something like that
     
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  21. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Buddy, no you don't. This is America.
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    Please show respect for bertwing's family
     
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  23. dump

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    Same goes for any member of the Walton family
     
  24. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Still salty you couldn’t pass the pre-employment testing at your local Walmart
     
  25. dump

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    I don’t shed tears for dead billionaires okay
     
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  26. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    COT DAM, that's a heater
     
  27. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Hogs and the Waltons are a good match

    they fuck up whatever environment they are in due to their greediness in wanting to eat and attack everything in sight
     
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  28. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Your school is funded by oil and gas magnates who are some of the worst people on the planet. Zip it with your morality bullshit
     
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  29. dump

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    Okay? They are in the guillotine line as well.
     
  30. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  31. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Enos was OC under Bert yes? Or was he just QB coach?
     
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  32. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    He had an interesting start here, but turned Brandon Allen into a monster his senior year. He’s going to inherit a nice little offense and won’t have the dipshittery in the redzone
     
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  33. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Both
     
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  34. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Uneasy. Somebody tell me how to feel about this
     
  35. Nug

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    *Cambodia
     
  36. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    it's tough, kid, but it's life

    don't forget to pack a wife
     
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  37. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    He’s a step down from Loggains but he’ll probably do all right
     
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  38. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes Team Mac OG
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    The way he left Alabama was pretty shitty ioo but he’s a hell of a QB coach. Wouldn’t count on him staying long, he’s been at five schools in nine years.
     
    #188 Jake Barnes, Jan 19, 2023
    Last edited: Jan 19, 2023
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  39. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    It’s a good hire
     
  40. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    We were all pretty fired up to have him as OC after Daboll moved on until he left us like a thief in the night.
     
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  41. PrinceWimbley

    PrinceWimbley Well-Known Member

    “Where the fuck is Dan!?”

    One of my favorite Saban quotes.
     
  42. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass Well-Known Member
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    I thought it was Kiffin who was just suddenly gone and Saban asked where he was in a meeting. Did it happen twice?
     
  43. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    it was definitely just Enos. Kiffin accepted the FAU job and told Saban he would fulfill his duties and coach in the natty. He was ultimately fired in the days leading up to the game because he was half assing his OC duties and only worried about filling his staff out at FAU and getting a jump on recruiting. Not sure what the last straw was but it didn't end up great for us. We lost that game to Clemson with Sark coming in last minute to call plays. Sark did fine but a little too much dysfunction for the team to overcome.
     
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  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sounds like Saban is the problem
     
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  45. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Thanks everyone, I'm now less uneasy, but more of a meh. We aren't winning 10 anyway
     
  46. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass Well-Known Member
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    Enos was really good and occasionally really great as OC here. It helped that he had Brandon Allen, one of the gutsiest and hardest-working QBs in program history. He was helped less by having Austin Allen, one of the most underachieving and bitchmade QBs in (recent) program history.

    Overall, I'm happy to have him back.

    Our 2015 bitch-slapping of LSU at their place (when they were ranked in the top ten and I think undefeated) is one of the more underrated highlights of the Bert era.
     
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  47. Roy

    Roy Well-Known Member
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    I wasn’t even aware there were highlights of the Bert era
     
  48. Truman

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  49. Gallant Knight

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    after we gave away the game to yall i think i just tagged him and yuracheck (AD) and said something like we will find out how ruthless yuracheck is soon.

    i dunno i've been out on pittman since the middle of the season. like 9/10 football coaches are morons and he makes the morons look smart
     
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