2024 B1G Thread: Big Nope Saturday

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  1. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    This is so ridiculous.
     
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  2. Goose

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    I was about to say that it looked like a soccer stadium...then I realized it was.
     
  3. HotMic

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    I was fully expecting the Oregon Duck to switch it up and do a “LET ME OUT!” at this monstrosity.
     
  4. ats

    ats I heard Vance and all of Ohio love couches

    northwestern parking lot is the best part
     
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  5. 20/20/20/20

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    [​IMG]
    His neighbor now flies a "It wasn't a fair catch" flag.
     
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  6. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I would not want to live next to PJ Fleck.

    Him and Bielema seem like they would be terrible neighbors.

    Bielema probably never mows his yard and Fleck is calling the homeowners association because my kids are coloring with sidewalk chalk on my driveway.
     
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  7. 20/20/20/20

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    Fleck for sure, I don't get that sense from Bielema.
     
  8. herb.burdette

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  9. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Kirk Ferentz probably gives out terrible candy to kids on Halloween, like your choice of black licorice or a popcorn ball.
     
  10. 20/20/20/20

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    Yeah, that looks like a guy who definitely mows his lawn.
     
  11. ~ taylor ~

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    Bielema would be a great neighbor. And his wife is probably down to clown.
     
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  12. herb.burdette

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    Matt Rhule just moved into the neighborhood. We see a lot of contractors coming and going from his house, but no one has been invited over yet to see what he’s done to renovate.
     
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  13. herb.burdette

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    Ryan Day has definitely called the cops on Sherrone Moore.
     
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  14. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Jonathan Smith seems like the type who would roll your cans back to the garage on trash day if you were late getting home from work.
     
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  15. Celemo

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    salt of the earth
     
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  16. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Gives you a nickname within 5 minutes of meeting him
     
  17. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    See I’d exactly flip Fleck and Bielema from your impressions. Bert definitely has a riding mower in my mind and also hates joy.
     
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  18. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Gotta save that for basketball season when he visits the Hitler bunker
     
  19. VaxRule

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    But also slightly passive aggressive.
     
  20. jokewood

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    first time I have ever liked James Franklin

     
  21. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    What I learned from that video is that the coaches in the league are just like me and they can't remember who is in the conference at this point. Because I forgot UCLA and Deshaun Foster were in the league until they mentioned his name the first time.
     
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  22. ~ taylor ~

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    and a beer
     
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  23. ats

    ats I heard Vance and all of Ohio love couches

    Bert seems like the one neighbor who cuts the kids at the block party and ends up dropping one of the two overloaded paper plates he fixed for himself while he maybe brings ice, a bag of chips, or more than likely nothing at all to contribute to the spread
     
  24. teel

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    You did not forget, that’s a lie
     
  25. The Banks

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    There’s a non-zero chance Bert gets a DUI on a lawnmower in his lifetime.
     
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  26. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    5 people said PJ Fleck and I thought "that makes sense". Then someone mentioned Foster and I remembered UCLA was in the B1G. So yes, I forgot.
     
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  27. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Tony Petitti never aerates his lawn
     
  28. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Brewski
     
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  29. Steve Prefontaine

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    We just like to be mentioned now and again
     
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  30. 20/20/20/20

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    Minnesota’s QB is trash
     
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  31. PSU12

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    Minnesota has no offensive weapons. They are just so limited in what they do. Missing a chip shot FG in the first half doesn’t do in most teams but it feels like it might with this Minny team
     
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  32. PSU12

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  33. The Banks

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    Why are QBs in the B1G so bad?
     
  34. PSU12

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    The strength of Midwest football is line of scrimmage players. B1G teams recruit to that strength and then play to that strength. It’s a combo of bad HS talent locally combined with chosen style of play by alot of the b1g programs.

    not many playmaker high school kids want to suit up for these types of offenses in todays football
     
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  35. The Banks

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    Would love to see that stats on OL getting drafted from the B1G vs the other P4/5 conferences. I know Iowa and Wisconsin punch above their weight but do others as well?
     
  36. PSU12

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    This game really stinks. Would be a tough loss for Minny but they are extremely limited offensively again. UNC looks like they have the better team.
     
  37. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Embarrassing loss. Fire Fleck.
     
  38. Rabid

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    Homeowners association? Maybe it’s different elsewhere but that is for a way lower income level here.
     
  39. Lip

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    Yes - many wealthy neighborhoods across the country have homeowners associations to maintain uniformity and keep the riff raff out
     
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  40. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Neither one of the teams in the Minnesota-NC game threw the ball particularly well. NC finished 14/23 for 105 0 TD 1 int.

    For having what I thought would be the better OL, Minnesota didn’t really run that well.
     
  41. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    You’ll have the chance to voice your concerns at our next monthly HOA meeting.

    In the meantime, remember that the neighborhood pool closes on September 3 and all trash bins must be removed from the street by 10:00 PM on garbage day.
     
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  42. gowolverines8

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    Yeah a bunch do(lot of under recruited jumbo type farm boy athletes too). Midwest gets under rated and under recruited and there’s been studies showing it. Even at Michigan we had the Glasgow brothers(ol, dt, and lb) all 3 were walkons, all were drafted and played in the nfl. Lot of stories like that across the b1g.
     
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  43. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 Not all time is Standard time, bitch
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    Damn
     
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  44. Celemo

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    still better than that steaming pile of shit P12 Network
     
  45. 20/20/20/20

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    Welcome, new brothers. Not her best work.

     
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  46. Lip

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    too many clothes
     
  47. dump

    dump Knee deep in the passenger seat
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  48. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    I like the fick man going on 4th on his own side of the field

    hopefully hes ready to do it against the actual teams on the schedule as well
     
  49. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    44 plays to put up 10 points against the worst team on the schedule

    very much not good
     
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  50. Vinegar Strokes

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    We’re back baby.
     
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