2024 CFB Carousel: UCF finds its White Knight

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  1. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Hell if I know. But with all things considered and the state of our program I hope it’s true. Probably the best hire we could make
     
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  2. BudKilmer

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    Huff leaving Marshall bc he hates the admin guts would be funny
     
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  3. ned's head

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    #Oregon Ducks any indication that you'll be looking for a new safeties coach this cycle?
     
  4. The Banks

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    Our play calling DC?
     
  5. ned's head

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    Hampton. Our notoriously unreliable bloggers seem to think there is mutual interest for our DC spot.
     
  6. The Banks

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    He needs a raise but don’t see why he’d make a lateral move. How much would y’all be offering?
     
  7. ned's head

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    Fuller was making almost $2 or something stupid. Is that lateral, though? I assumed it was the lanning defense and lupoi as the #2?
     
  8. The Banks

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    Lupoi is the ra-ra guy. Dan’s defense, Hampton running it.

    (Lanning has never confirmed who calls the plays, calls it a team effort)
     
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  9. theseasonisover

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    Unless Lanning speaks a silent code this year, he’s not calling plays.
     
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  10. ned's head

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    Well that certainly sounds better than I assumed. I would imagine we are going to throw a ton of money at the coordinators as a hail mary to avoid a norvell buyout, but who knows
     
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  11. Sir Phobos

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    Okie State getting on the ride soon?

     
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  12. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    yes but only because gundy will be named governor of oklahoma
     
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  13. Shiggityshwo

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    wrong thread me dumb
     
  14. OHW

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    Is Gus gonna get fired at UCF?
     
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  15. devine

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    A lot of p4 schools relieved they didn’t hire Chadwell
     
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  16. Saul Shabazz

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    new OC at FSU

    I wanna jump in the gorilla cage forever just like Morty
     
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  17. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Didn’t think he was ever a serious candidate at any school in the P4.
     
  18. beerleagueman

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    wouldn’t wish that on anyone
     
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  19. ned's head

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  20. CF3234

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  21. Gaknight

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    I’m so sorry Florida State. Why would you do this?
     
  22. ButchCassidy

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    Can ya boi get a breaking news for Ryan Day??
     
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  23. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    This seems like a bad move for FSU

    I don’t know ball, though.
     
  24. Detlef Schrempf

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahaha
     
  25. Detlef Schrempf

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  26. CUgator

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  27. kennypowers

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  28. xec

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    Thamel’s source can eat shit.
     
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  29. afb

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  30. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    2027 head coach hot boards?
     
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  31. ned's head

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  32. Jake Scott

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    Mike what are you doing
     
  33. devine

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    Neal brown out tomorrow
     
  34. kennypowers

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    I’ve never seen a program change trajectories so sharply than the night that Jordan Travis tore his acl.
     
  35. Gaknight

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  36. Saul Shabazz

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    Broken ankle
     
  37. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    securing that buyout money
     
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  38. kennypowers

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    My bad. Genuinely hope it works out for you guys. I mean there’s no way it does but you never know. At least your rushing offense is about to be elite.
     
  39. Saul Shabazz

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    I need it to fail asap
     
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  40. Gaknight

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    How did you know this was happening?
     
  41. kennypowers

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    Well you got your guy then
     
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  42. Gaknight

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    It will. Get ready to find the new Cam Newton. Then they will convince you all offseason that they guy is best and by the end of season you will be on your 4th QB and every real QB ends up portaling and starting elsewhere.
     
  43. Saul Shabazz

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    Because it was the worst possible outcome
     
  44. bricktop

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    Genuinely apocalyptic for the program. Worst coaching hire at the p5 level in the past 15 years


    Even more concerning that our AD didn’t block it
     
  45. Saul Shabazz

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    Alford is just as terrible
     
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  46. Handcuffed

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    i've read it a dozen times and i still keep checking that thamel tweet to see if it's a faux account

    zooming in on the m to see if it's an rn
     
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  47. Gaknight

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    You can have our AD too!
     
  48. bricktop

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    I thought for sure it was a fake when I saw it. Absolutely hilarious prank.

    then I kept reading
     
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  49. afb

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    first it was the taggart bus

    now it's the gus bus

    [​IMG]
     
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  50. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    He couldn’t abide by not calling plays.