2024 MLB Thread - The Home Stretch

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  1. ohhaithur

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    On cue Bryce Harper gets knocked out by a HBP to the elbow
     
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  2. WillySaliba

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  3. zeberdee

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    way more worried about the other elbow
     
  4. fucktx

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  5. DirtBall

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    That is hilarious. He played college at Creighton and never hit a HR while there. KC played some random game at Creightons stadium 5 years ago and what does he do? Hits his first career home run there. Home cooking I guess.
     
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  6. DirtBall

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    I sexualize El Cap and take a pic of his Venezuelan fatty and the Royals get a crocked number for the first time in a week next inning. Coincidence?

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  7. MG2

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    White Sox up 7 in Baltimore going into the bottom of the 9th. Can they hold on?
     
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  8. bro

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  9. devine

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  10. DirtBall

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    Chunky Cubs fan just told me combined no no through 8
     
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  11. devine

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    Rowdy Tellez has made 3 pitching appearances in 10 days
     
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  12. DirtBall

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    If I knew you were here tonight I would of bought you a beer Gunners

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  13. DirtBall

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  14. bro

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    Bobby Miller going for the opposite of a no-no
     
  15. devine

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    Just a combined so no one really cares
     
  16. Irush

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    The pirates are so ass
     
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  17. slhorn

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    We can fight.
     
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  18. Emma

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    rhys sucks butt, huge waste of a batter
     
  19. Bert Handsome

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  20. DirtBall

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    Thomas Pham, just a wholesome midwestern KC awe shucks kid comes up with the big hit. Love seeing a humble no nonsense guy being the hero.
     
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  21. Gunners

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    I kinda hate this guy

    Sox were actually really good tonight all around. Career nights for half the team
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Didn’t realize this till I got home…3 of the top 6 batters for KC tonight were White Sox cast offs. We waiver claimed all of them.
     
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  23. i am a bammer

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  24. Gunners

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    i love you
     
    #12274 Gunners, Sep 4, 2024 at 11:36 PM
    Last edited: Sep 5, 2024 at 5:21 AM
  25. dblplay1212

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    Now Zona has one going in the 8th
     
  26. PeterGriffin

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    Naaaaando


    Edit to add the NSFW(ives) Gatorade bath, make sure your wives aren’t checking your screen so they don’t get pregnant:
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    #12276 PeterGriffin, Sep 5, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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  27. i am a bammer

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  28. Charles DeMar

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  29. DirtBall

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    NL doesn’t deserve an MVP this year

     
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  30. i am a bammer

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    Meh Shohei having the best DH season ever is pretty cool
     
  31. bro

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    starting to enjoy the idea of how much KC fans will cry when Witt doesn't win an MVP this year despite finishing 1st or 2nd in WAR
     
  32. bro

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    excuse me, *Junior
     
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  33. fucktx

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    tbf judge hasn’t done shit for a while. witt might win if judge has a terrible september
     
  34. bro

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    and yet at any time he may just hit 10 homers in 8 games. we shall see.
     
  35. MG2

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    It's interesting to me in years like this where you have amazing MVP-level stuff in normal years that just get lost to history because one or two guys just went insane. Soto has been on the short list of best hitters in the sport since he came up and is having by far the best full season of his career. Henderson is a SS who could hit 40 HR and with a 160 wRC+. Both should end up as 8+ WAR guys and neither are even sniffing the MVP conversation.
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    I don’t think any of us expect him to win. If they win the division I think there was a chance but that’s not happening. He’ll finish top 3 and we’ll get the extra first round pick so we’ll be happy. It does suck for him it will go down as one of if not the best season from a SS ever but it’s just bad timing with Judge doing his own historic stuff.
     
  37. i am a bammer

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    Abandon all hope for anyone but Judge or Ohtani winning
     
  38. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Ozuna?
     
  39. MG2

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    I think Lindor has a shot. Ohtani doesn't have the pitching card to play this year. Might be tough if the Mets don't make it, though.

    I don't think Witt has any chance.
     
  40. bro

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    definitely the most valuable domestic abuser in the league this year
     
  41. devine

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    AL hitters face much weaker pitching
     
  42. bro

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    We all know Witt got fat off that White Sox pitching smh
     
  43. i am a bammer

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    Lindor has a shot but if/when Ohtani 50/50 happens it's over
     
  44. football501

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    He's hit .469 against the Sox in 13 games lol so that's not inaccurate, only 2 homers though
     
  45. DirtBall

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    Haven’t we all? I’m surprised no one’s pointed out the home/road splits yet and our pitch com hacking.
     
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  46. bro

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    Reds have Astros in absolute hell this series
     
  47. i am a bammer

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    Astros have lost 9 in a row to them
     
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  48. Charles DeMar

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    :awshucks:

     
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  49. fucktx

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    Rangers and cubs are trying to see who can win the most amount of meaningless games to end the season after shitting it up all year
     
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  50. PeterGriffin

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    Profar got all of that one