2024 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Feb 11, 2024.

  1. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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    your hate sustains me
     
  2. Jax Teller

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  3. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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    my wife’s office had a list of names they thought it would be and Golden was at the top
     
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  4. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Whitehouse. That's definitely Whitehouse behavior.
     
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  5. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Please tell your wife we are proud of her and her friends for figuring it out before the rest of us
     
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  6. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    This isn't easy for me. It will put me in great pain if the Ravens don't win this week. But if it comes down to Chiefs/Bills for the AFC, I think I gotta root for the Bills.
     
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  7. Jax Teller

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    So are we buying TMB island with the winnings or what?
     
  8. GoodForAnother

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    I will do that thank you
     
  9. Sportfan

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    Imagine getting booted off multiple teams, lucking your way to the divisional round only to be a pouty bitch in the locker room and get dismissed. Woof.

     
  10. ohhaithur

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    Oh no he's dumb
     
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  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    of course he is dumb but the good kind of dumb.
     
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  12. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    Yeah, you can tell Vrabel is a big meat head but he's a damn good coach and gets results
     
  13. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Coaches for the top five offenses by EPA per play this season - John Harbaugh, Sean McDermott, Dan Campbell, Todd Bowles, and Dan Quinn.

    get a good QB / coordinator and have your meathead coach play aggressively and you are set.
     
  14. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    That's not really a dumb coach quote in the video.
     
  15. Nostradumass

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    What's funny to me about this is I read Buck's flowery prose in his typical dry, monotone delivery, adding an extra layer to the joke.
     
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  16. Wywan Bwowna

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    There is clearly correlation between the two, but Vrabel seems to have the causation mixed up. I would imagine most QBs who have thrown the ball 50+ times in a game have done so when behind and trying to catch up. Rather than the 50+ throw attempts being the reason the game was lost.
     
  17. MG2

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    Of course. I guess I am giving just him the benefit of the doubt that he's using that hyperbole to say he doesn't want to put it all on Maye and wants to be balanced, which is what every coach says.
     
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  18. GoodForAnother

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    oh no my poor cat has gone to the QB graveyard
     
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  19. Whammy Business

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    They got a QB under contract!
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    Lady knows nothing. Sterling is the oldest so she wasn’t named for being second, she was named after their dog.
     
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  21. Shinzon

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    Was that the reason? He was being a cancer in a locker room for the third time in one season.
     
  22. BudKilmer

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  23. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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  24. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    On first glance it's a really high number for Miami. Fortunately for them, a lot of those snaps were players who needed to be gone anyway. Holland and Fuller are probably the only two actually useful players hitting FA. I'd pay to never see another snap with Eichenburg or Robert Jones on the field.
     
  25. GoodForAnother

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    Hopefully we get rid of Butker
     
  26. afb

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    Then you’d have to buy a new jersey
     
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  27. zeberdee

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  28. Lip

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    Guessing Darnold weighs super heavily here for #Minnesota Vikings
     
  29. Vito Corleone

    Vito Corleone Deluxe Member
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    The entire starting secondary, Tillery, Aaron Jones, and Cam Robinson and Dalton Risner for half of the season also. I think Darnold played all but like 15 snaps this year.

    Many of the backups were on one year deals too like Akers, Jihad Ward, Shaq Griffin, and Kreiger-Hill. Those were the next ones up at RB, DL, CB, and LB, respectively.

    Will be a lot of turnover on depth chart, but no more Cousins handicap. Interior OL and CB will be where money goes in offseason
     
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  30. southlick

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  31. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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  32. zeberdee

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    seems like it was an exceptional rookie class.
     
  33. Butthead

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    Oregon with 3 players on there :beaver:
     
  34. zeberdee

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    and people were trying to drag my guy Howie this offseason. all guys he brought in (not sure exactly who is responsible for Fangio but I'm sure he at least played a part)

     
  35. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    He’s also not good at playing qb. Dude must be a hell of locker room guy and elite on scout team
     
  36. CaneKnight

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    Considering I wanted dejean and we fell as backwards into what’s looking like an elite pass rusher in chip Robinson this is definitely one hell of a class
     
  37. ohhaithur

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    Did Jeremiah Smith win a lawsuit or something?
     
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  38. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Congrats on DJU, Titans
     
  39. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Heads up Chad, from recent experience. You might not want to setup your draft picks by calling them generational talents, because then when they end up sucking it makes you look like a big ol dummy.
     
  40. Butthead

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    That sounds to me like the pick could be traded :twocents:
     
  41. BudKilmer

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  42. Butthead

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    lol what is this? 1 hour with jon gruden and vontaze burfict

     
  43. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  44. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    So basically, Jags got told no by so many coaches because of Baalke, Shad finally took the fucking hint
     
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  45. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    He'd have Ben Johnson if he had done this a month ago lol.
     
  46. kennypowers

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    We really are the premier poverty franchise in the nfl. It’s not even particularly close.
     
  47. Hank Scorpio

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    There's an organization about 70 miles to the southwest looking to hire a GM. I have a feeling I know who it's going to be :killme:
     
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  48. lfriend

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    What a dumb fucking franchise. It was clear Baalke needed to go months ago.
     
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