2024 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Feb 11, 2024.

  1. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Years. Years ago. Actually not even promoted from within to begin with.
     
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  2. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    It ended up not mattering either way, but it was wild when Byron Leftwich passed on the HC gig because of Baalke only to be out of the NFL a year later. Probably wound up costing himself $40ish million
     
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  3. Equinsu ocha

    Equinsu ocha I like to party
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    Daytona Beach needs a gm?
     
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  4. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    God damnit, I meant southwest
     
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  5. Shinzon

    Shinzon Shadow Daddy
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  6. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    “Noticed them carrying suspicious luggage to their car”
     
  7. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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    Patrick is once again heroically fixing this league
     
  8. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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    Bruce Huff was a disaster but this is a pretty good run
     
  9. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Big upset for Butker to not win biggest piece of shit kicker in the league this year but it appears Tucker’s got him beat
     
  10. DirtBall

    DirtBall Space Zaddy
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    You see who’s kicking up in Green Bay?
     
  11. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Totally exonerated, no wrongdoing
     
  12. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    Looks like we are getting an NFL game in Melbourne next season. Rams vs Eagles.
     
  13. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    Let's bring back sooz just for that game thread
     
  14. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    I think it’s in 26
     
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  15. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    well that doesn't fix anything outside of just not having to use the chain crew
     
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  16. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    wasn’t this on the table for this season and then they scratched it at the last minute?
     
  17. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    correct
     
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  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    That’s so cool man. So glad they are changing the rules after the bills lost again. That’s great. What a fun annual tradition.
     
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  19. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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    :woot:
     
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  20. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    At least bro got a title from his favorite college football team
     
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  21. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    [​IMG]
     
  22. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    it wouldn't change that call
     
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  23. strike

    strike Well-Known Member
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    And his baseball team. Tough break not getting 3 titles in 6 months.
     
  24. dump bueckers

    dump bueckers paige bueckers stan account
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    college baseball team too
     
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  25. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Rough week for the OSU/LA/Buffalo from Tennessee crossover fans
     
  26. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  27. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Hill is washed so he is correct. Point for Noah
     
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  28. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Eat a Snickers!!!!!

     
  29. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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  30. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    In terms of expected value rankings:

    1. Let it ride
    2. Bet $4,520 on PHI ML -113 to ensure no risk (a true hedge)
    3. Bet $133,677 on PHI +3 -140 to lock in $91,391 profit minimum, make $229,161 if KC wins by 1 or 2, or get your full $220,000 if KC wins by 3 (a middle)
    4. Bet $118,835 on PHI ML -113 to ensure $101,164 profit (arbitrage)
     
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  31. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
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    Damn time zones
     
  32. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    If you’re betting 4K on an exact SB matchup then you’re either a fucking degenerate or rich, why hedge and very good chance you are winning that bet
     
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  33. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Welp folks I don’t think I will be a Saints fan anymore
     
  34. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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  35. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    The judge who ultimately struck down the ability for victims to seek damages without a statute of limitations was being CC’d on these emails and cheering them on in coordination with the church and the Saints.
     
  36. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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  37. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Nooooooooooooooooo
     
  38. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    :pray:
     
  39. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    What we trading bro
     
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  40. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    The falcons contingent will offer Kirk Cousins and a 1
     
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  41. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Shit, throw in a gently used once in a generation TE as well to spice it up.
     
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  42. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    pay up, guys

    <3 Myles, he deserves a trade
     
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  43. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Guys. he wants to be traded so he can compete for a Super Bowl
     
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  44. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Ok fine we will throw in Taysom
     
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  45. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    If we're being real, the Commanders have to be considered a heavy favorite here, but Ryan Poles loves trading draft picks for expiring contracts.
     
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  46. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    :redcard:
     
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  47. dump bueckers

    dump bueckers paige bueckers stan account
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    myles garrett to the chiefs
     
  48. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Sam Hubbard and a first round pick for Garrett
     
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  49. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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    howie szn rest of the league is fucked*

    *until we lose to Patrick Mahomes in the SB for the 3rd time a year from now
     
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  50. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    What does Garrett pull? 2 first rounders?