2024 SEC Football Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, Dec 14, 2023.

  1. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    They stopped selling at the half at the peach bowl. The whole state of Georgia needs to get its shit together.
     
  2. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    Be sure to be on the lookout for this guy, too :awesomeface:

     
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  3. BudKilmer

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    Tagging Elon Musk :laugh:


    Just taking the old mask off David.
     
  4. Keef

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    He's always been the worst, and now he's showing the masses
     
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  5. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    He’s hoping to be hired if Elon starts a twitter sports channel.
     
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  6. wes tegg

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    Pollack is just ornery because he has an eating disorder.
     
  7. The Blackfish

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    and he's unemployed
     
  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    "Wokeism is a demonic ideology intended to replace God's truth with the lies of this world."

    -college graduate
     
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  9. Fran Tarkenton

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    Barrett Sallee and Josh Pate nodding along
     
  10. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    What's the eating disorder?
     
  11. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    isn't that the guy people were bemoaning the loss of because we got doofus McGee instead? because fucking lmao at ever wanting someone espousing those ideals to hold a job where they have an audience of millions.
     
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  12. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    He didn't make those thoughts public until he was fired
     
  13. wes tegg

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    Anorexia, I guess? He does some kind of extreme calorie restriction thing. He refused to ever eat anything on camera and pitched a fit when the rest of the gameday cast tried to get him to eat something fried when they were at the RR Shootout. He threw the plate and shit.
     
  14. Fran Tarkenton

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    if not for the fact we all knew he was a tremendous prick, with a side of hypocrisy, while in undergrad

    I would say the Crossfit Cult was his gateway drug to being a right wing extremist
     
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  15. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    more than zero percent chance he and MTG had a fling
     
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  16. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    They still have dry counties in GA. Alcohol is obviously still the devil.
     
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  17. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    I guess you didn't know it
    But he's a fiddle player too
     
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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    I thought the SECCG was a dumb SEC rule
     
  19. Rammer Jammer

    Rammer Jammer Fan Of: Bama, Braves, Packers, MSU Baseball
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  20. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass Well-Known Member
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    I hope they decide to separate football from the rest of the sports institutions. No reason basketball and baseball (et al) needs to be messed with to accommodate SEC/BigTen greed.
     
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  21. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    "opportunities for the betterment of the student-athlete experience"

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  22. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  23. Lt. Pete Mitchell

    Lt. Pete Mitchell Back2Back Natty Champs
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    That’s a nice donation Truman

     
  24. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Must be nice.
     
  25. Truman

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    I didnt want to make a big deal about it. Just found some pocket change in the couches
     
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  26. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    Anonymous huh? Mizzou getting that Saudi money too?
     
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  27. Truman

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    Probably Walmart money
     
  28. wes tegg

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    The slaw cucking won’t stop!
     
  29. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    [​IMG]
     
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  30. KeepingItRealSince1853

    KeepingItRealSince1853 We're Not Cocky, We're Honestly Just That Good
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    Ted Danson?
     
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  31. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Radicalized
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  32. Jake Scott

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    I was thinking Fentanyl but RIP.
     
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  33. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
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    what’s the difference
     
  34. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    The vaxx gets you so much higher than fentanol.
     
  35. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    This podcast was hilarious.



    - Said Mizzou tampered with Cayden Green (good).
    - Said we paid him 5x what OU was offering (doubt it was that much, but it was certainly more)
    - Oregon paid Gabriel 7 figures
    - Said Oklahoma doesnt tamper. They do things the right way and only contact kids when they hit the portal
    - Claims OU doesnt have a ton of big donors and was begging fans for donations by the end of the podcast.

    OU aint ready pawwwwwwwl
     
    #787 Truman, Feb 7, 2024
    Last edited: Feb 7, 2024
  36. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Wasn’t OU among the dirtiest in the SWC days?
     
  37. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Yes. Always have been dirty.
     
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  38. HowdyHorns

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    Luckily OU has history on their side showing how they have always played fairly in recruiting.
     
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  39. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    OU left the SWC for the Missouri Valley Intercollegiate Athletic Association (later known as the Big 8) in 1919. But yes, they were dirty in the 80s.
     
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    2024 o/u.

    Venables has Oklahoma cooking in year 3

    • Alabama 9.5
    • Arkansas 5.5
    • Auburn 7.5
    • Florida 5.5
    • Georgia 10.5
    • Kentucky 6.5
    • LSU 9.5
    • Mississippi State 4.5
    • Missouri 9.5
    • Oklahoma 7.5
    • Ole Miss 9.5
    • South Carolina 5.5
    • Tennessee 8.5
    • Texas 10.5
    • Texas A&M 8.5
    • Vanderbilt 2.5
     
  41. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Goddam Florida
     
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  42. Keef

    Keef Liked by Pierre Gasly
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    seems like an easy under
     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm pretty fucking jealous of Billy right now.

    Dude is like 9 months from getting 30 million
     
  44. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Florida and South Carolina becoming a pretty big rivalry.
     
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  45. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    What site/service is this from?

    edit: never mind, guessing Fanduel based on some quick Juggsian research.
     
    #797 Hank Scorpio, Feb 12, 2024
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2024
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    I thought I said it was fan duel, but yes
     
  47. HowdyHorns

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    Yeah but they are doing it the right way, ya cheater.
     
  48. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    The whining about NIL/portal by the historical “haves” proves how awesome it is.
     
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