2024 SEC Football Discussion Thread

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  1. Eathan Edwards

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    Main guy needs to fully commit like a Chris Pontius g string situation if you really want to get the party going.
     
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  2. southlick

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  3. southlick

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  4. JonathanCoachman

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    Jaxson Dart being a devout Mormon as the starting QB at Ole Miss almost sounds like the premise for a sitcom.

    I just now learned he’s from Utah but the spelling of Jaxson was enough to raise my LDS suspicion alarm.

    Hopefully Dylan Stewart and Kyle Kennard go even further than “soaking” with Jaxson.
     
  5. Nostradumass

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    Title of the show:

    Soakin' in the Grove
     
  6. Truman

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    And BYU has a Jewish QB. What a wild world we live in
     
  7. i am a bammer

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    Obama's America
     
  8. Eathan Edwards

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    Many people are saying Ole Miss has the best poly/lifestyle scene in the SEC.
     
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  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    Dart could've been married and banging a broad in Auburn by his soph year. Pick the wrong school
     
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  10. Nug

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    Sounds super tight
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    You rather bang as a soph or be a V Card holder at 24 at Ole Miss?
     
  12. Nug

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    Why is this a binary choice?? Is there no in between?
     
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  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    Are you familiar with how hardcore mormons are?
     
  14. dump

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    Seems like Drink is scared Truman

     
  15. Truman

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  16. wes tegg

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    He just turned 21.
     
  17. JonathanCoachman

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    Probably one of those Ancient Jews that were here in America after sailing from the Holy Land.
     
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  18. Eathan Edwards

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    You mean you don't want to get married at 19?

    Also lol at the topic in general considering Dart got publicly outed for cheating on TMZ.

    I love Dart but he isn't Tebow, dude is probably having a pretty normal time in Oxford.
     
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  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    Guys, it was a fucking joke.

    Y'all are in shambles over your recent loss
     
  20. TC

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    Back to the real issues. Will Dart wear a hoodie to warm up Saturday??
     
  21. Eathan Edwards

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    I hate to admit it but I am somewhat interested in what his outfit choice will be.
     
  22. wes tegg

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    I liked your post because I knew it was a joke. I was just clearing up that he’s still young as shit.
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Too old to get married. Should've been banging at 16
     
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  24. Hatfield

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    Tux is the ironic/funny move, but idk if he has enough self-awareness for that
     
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  25. Eathan Edwards

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    Just a t-shirt saying "I forgot my jersey at fashion week" would put Ole Miss message boards in freefall.
     
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  26. dump

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    Josh Rosen said the same thing, Brady

     
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  27. One Two

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    Where is the boogs vs dawgs Super Bowl thread?
     
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  28. Capstone 88

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    Does Thorne set the NCAA single game INT record this week or does Horny Hugh pull him before he gets the crown?
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hugh said our best chances to win this weekend are to have a mistake free & turnover free game.

    So it appears Auburn will turn the ball over 0 times because that is what Hugh's beautiful game plan will depict. Auburn emerges super bowl winners and our instate rival falls to 0-2 vs two historical West opponents
     
  30. i am a bammer

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    We're actually calling him horny Harsin now
     
  31. TC

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    They have milkmen grabbing nuts in your face at practice, Brady?
     
  32. TC

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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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  34. Owsley

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    Just saw that Mondon is out this weekend and potentially has a broken foot. How big of a loss is this for #Georgia Bulldogs?
     
  35. Connor Norman

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    I don’t remember one play he’s made through 4 games this year if that tells you anything
     
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  36. electronic

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    Should've been devastating considering what was expected of him coming into the year.

    Actually fairly inconsequential based on how he's performed to this point.
     
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  37. Eathan Edwards

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    "It's on to the next game. This is a big challenge going up against really good players in a hard place to play, a really good scheme and could easily could be a top-12 team the way they beat Kentucky and, if it wasn't for a penalty, they have LSU beat by two scores. These guys are really, really good."

    Really wish Kiffin would have gone full heel and pulled the 9/10 line out here.
     
  38. JGator1

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    Looking forward to the real competition in Knoxville next weekend

     
  39. Truman

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  40. Shinzon

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    Walter Nolen: 8 tackles, 0.5 sack.
    Evan Stewart: 14 catches, 162 yards, 1 TD.

    They have to be two of the most disappointing transfers relative to expectations in the portal era.
     
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  41. RJF-GUMP

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    Pete Golding had a defense with Will Anderson and Dallas Turner on it and couldn't get pressure on the QB. So the Nolen thing is not surprising.
     
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  42. LeonardWashington

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    Will Anderson led the nation in sacks as a sophomore and led the SEC in TFL. As a junior he also led the SEC in both categories so while Pete sucks idk if you can really complain about his pass rush production when he was here.

    Dallas Turner was a good player but I would agree in college he was underwhelming relative to his talent in the pass rushing department.

    Walter Nolan was a highly rated recruit that hasn’t done too much at any point in college. Maybe he’s just not that good?
     
  43. wes tegg

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    Nolen has been tremendous, stats be damned.
     
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  44. Eathan Edwards

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    Wat? Nolen has been great. That has not been our area/areas of disappointment.

    "Ole Miss’ defensive line currently leads the nation in PFF grade as a unit (91.9) while the Rebels are first in team run-defense grade (95.9) and are tied for second in pass-rushing grade (86.0), ironically with South Carolina. Ole Miss leads the FBS in yards per attempt allowed (2.5) and is second in the country with 113 total pressures this year. Four Rebels’ defensive linemen have earned 80-plus PFF grades this year: Jared Ivey, Princely Umanmielen, Walter Nolen and Suntarine Perkins."
     
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  45. bertwing

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    PFF grades when Ole Miss has played a D2 schedule thus far doesn’t really move the needle for me pal
     
  46. Shinzon

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    And tbf, I based that completely off his individual numbers without watching much Ole Miss this year. Should’ve just said it about Stewart.
     
  47. Truman

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    Counting stats dont really tell the story for DTs. Eating up blocks and pressure up the middle go a long way without getting credit in the box score
     
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  48. Gallant Knight

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    A Florida/chelsea fan is possibly the most new money fan combination imaginable

    not surprised buddy doesn’t know ball
     
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  49. Shinzon

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    :meh:

    But you should know about shitposting.