2025 CFB Carousel: No longer at our Whit’s end

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    Hear me out: The Two Kellys. A 30 for 30 on the coaching careers of Brian and Chip.
     
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  2. dump maye

    dump maye fan of: ann michael maye
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    as someone who would like Justin Herbert not to be killed, I would like this to happen only if he brings Greg Roman to Ann Arbor too
     
  3. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    When you realize the NCAA only has the power you allow them, you truly become free.
     
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  4. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    He was among the last guys we interviewed.

    Kind of wild that he has 5 years of coordinator experience at ND, Bama, and the NFL at age 33.
     
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  5. beeds7

    beeds7 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Having a dad with connections helps. Low key nepo baby.
     
  6. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    This is a net gain for Aggie. Was a weird hire to begin with.
     
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  7. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    fooball terrorist matt wells is back on the loose looking to destroy another team

     
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  8. CUgator

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    Did he want to keep the DC or he just found a new job before he could get canned?
     
  9. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    North Texas is looking for an offensive coordinator
     
  10. Earn_Marks

    Earn_Marks Lemon Pepper Wet
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    This coaching cycle has been a little too good… what is the government distracting us from?
     
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  11. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Well we did just take over a Venezuelan oil tanker because reasons.
     
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  12. dump maye

    dump maye fan of: ann michael maye
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    There was a rumor he was bringing along former KU DC Jordan Peterson from A&M to KSu
     
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  13. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Sherron’s Moore

    Luckily, one brave DoorDash employee had the courage to blow the whistle.
     
  14. CUgator

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    Solid south Georgia recruiter, wasn't in Boulder long enough to know about his coaching abilities. Was seen at the strip club the night before home games about 50% of the time. Congrats to our FSU posters.

     
  15. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    If he’s got five stars with him in said strip clubs, we’ll be aight
     
  16. Josey Wales

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    GA…gooner analyst

    (my gutter mind after reading the article on the DoD staffer posted today)
     
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  17. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Officially named Southern MissHC. Was named interim last week, but guess school wanted to gauge outside interest first to be safe. I’m good with this all things considered.
     
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  18. Bo Pelinis

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    He looks like if someone left Matthew Lillard out in the sun way too long
     
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  19. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    as long as he wins games he can look like Eugene Levy for all I care
     
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  20. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Didn’t he have some scandal at Utah state
     
  21. CB

    CB I'm the laziest person you will ever meet
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    yes

    Utah State announced its intention to fire Anderson on July 2, 2024, prior to the start of the 2024 football season, which was made formal on July 18.[12][13] Following an internal investigation, he was alleged to have been non-compliant with university rules regarding the reporting of complaints of sexual misconduct
     
  22. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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    And he's been in the same room as Sean McVay.
     
  23. ned's head

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    If strip clubs are his vice, Tallahassee might as well be provo
     
  24. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    #Miami Hurricanes what are your thoughts on Lance Guidry? He is joining Shephard at Oregon State as our DC.
     
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  25. Nole0515

    Nole0515 Well-Known Member
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    As an FSU fan we liked him
     
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  26. duc15

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    yea looks like he was pretty bad there
     
  27. CB

    CB I'm the laziest person you will ever meet
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    Make sure he has Uber readily available

    Multiple duis
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    friends don’t lie to each other
     
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  29. Gritty Badger

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    Canes had a championship level offense last season and missed the playoffs because of his unit. He was decent his first year but that dropoff was brutal
     
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  30. dump maye

    dump maye fan of: ann michael maye
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    was one of the main catalysts for that infamous Aggie class iirc
     
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  31. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    I remember when this happened. I believe one of the players had been accused of domestic violence and he reached out to the roommate or victims roommate on what he called a fact finding mission. Utah State aid he shouldn’t have done that and fired him.

    sounds like he should have stayed out of it instead of trying to determine himself if he needed to protect the player or get rid of them. Pretty dumb of him for sure.
     
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  32. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    He was fantastic year one. Last year he was a complete train wreck. Misused the shit out of our elite DEs. Ran stunts at every opportunity which led to us getting gashed in the run game. He arguably cost UM a playoff spot last year.
     
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  33. sc_chant

    sc_chant Not accountable for a grown mans athleticism
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  34. jimmy butler stan account

    jimmy butler stan account mpl92, bad (or sick) guy!
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    damn michigan you snooze you lose
     
  35. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Top Christ Following Man
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    nah our issue is if you snooze we might be watching
     
  36. Truman

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    Getting Missouri St to 7-5 in their first year at FBS was quite the feat. Someone to keep an eye on
     
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  37. ATX305

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  38. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
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    as others have said he was fine his first year and a couple guys that went to the league from that defense swear by him but last year he was a complete disaster. Not trying to slander him but I've always wondered if he started boozing again because he was completely lost as a playcaller last year.
     
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  39. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    My two years in Tally can confirm this. The only risqué shit I saw was at the Riverfront Bar.
     
  40. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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  41. Saul Shabazz

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    C U L8TR on his license plate
     
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  42. lazy bum

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    I’m sorry UCLA. You guys have also had it rough lately and don’t deserve this.
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I feel like it’s not a nice pull I have the sneaky feeling that you are lying
     
  44. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    his license plate was (allegedly) EVALU8R
     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    well that changes everything!!!!!!
     
  46. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    There were also lots of rumors of him getting around when his wife was sick when he was at Arky State
     
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  47. CB

    CB I'm the laziest person you will ever meet
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    Yuck
     
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  48. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    I interned at McNeese while he was the head coach. I'm not sure he's a fit for the pacific northwest, but he was always a nice guy to work for/with. Pretty much your prototypical insane football coach. He's a good defenisve guy.
     
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  49. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    It's probably one of those beauty is in the eye of the beholder things. A lot of people really liked dju
     
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  50. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    feels like we could have done much worse then and we went young at OC so wasn’t realistic to do it on both sides.