2025 MLB Thread - OPENING DAY EVE

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  1. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Oops wrong thread
     
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  2. ashy larry

    ashy larry the egg bar is coveted as fuck
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    no you’re in the right thread. it’d be a great bit.
     
  3. CF3234

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    Someone check with Dave Berg. Most mid player I can think of. Career .269 hitter with like no power as a utility player yet always did well against Randy

    Statline against Randy

    22 AB

    .318 BA
    .773 OPS
    3 doubles

    by far his best against any pitcher. Never made any sense.
     
  4. tylerdolphin

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    Enrique Wilson hit .364/.382/.485 against Pedro over 35 career ABs. He was a career .244/.288/.350 hitter with a career -5.3 bWAR.

    Most likely just a small sample fluke, but I remember the Yankees always putting him in the lineup vs Pedro because of his career splits against him and it inexplicably usually working out.
     
  5. dblplay1212

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    Knowing what's coming and still having no shot to hit it has to be demoralizing. Mo was the same way. Man threw one pitch.
     
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  6. CF3234

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    Berg was the same way. He’s got more at bats against Randy than anyone else in his career with the most success. Hearing the above story you wonder if guys like that figured out a tell and just kept it to themselves for their entire career because that little edge might be the thing that kept them in the majors.
     
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  7. poor paul

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    I did it. I found the dumbest take in internet history.

     
  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  9. RoderickJaynes

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    So he is an idiot, but he also says shit like this on purpose because he thinks people will think he’s a “free thinker” or some shit

    I don’t think he actually thinks this but it’s really stupid to think comments like that will lead people to think he’s smart or thoughtful
     
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  10. soulfly

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    And Edgar feasted on it :yousoright:
     
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  11. dblplay1212

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    Martinez vs. Rivera (includes postseason): .579 / .652 / .1.053 in 23 plate appearances

    I'd say that qualifies. Very small sample size but still.
     
  12. soulfly

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    Everything is going to be a pretty small sample size against a closer. From what I see Manny Ramirez has the most plate appearances against him with 53?
     
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  13. dblplay1212

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    Yea for sure. Small sample size is still small sample size.
     
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  14. MG2

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    I think he believes a lot of this stuff because he thinks analytics have cost him money during his career.
     
  15. 40wwttamgib

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    edgar was so good
     
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  16. teel

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    The team record before and after the Iglesias call up confirms Castellanos' ball knowledge

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  17. i am a bammer

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    Players will say literally anything to try to get one over on anuhlickticks nerds, I'm sure even he doesn't believe that
     
  18. zeberdee

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    I think Castellanos is just genuinely dumb.
     
  19. RoderickJaynes

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    Blue jays just ecstatic someone took their money
     
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  20. devine

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    Im happy you see Nick continue to stuff the nerds in lockers
     
  21. RoderickJaynes

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    Roki down to dodgers padres and blue jays
     
  22. i am a bammer

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    He would be the only player the Padres have signed this off-season so far. Not having a good time
     
  23. RoderickJaynes

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    Your offseason activity is a fight over ownership
     
  24. bwi2

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    Does someone have eyes on that guy from Shark Tank this time
     
  25. i am a bammer

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    Yeah not good. Hoping Sheel wins out or they get sold to an oligarch. Pete's deadbeat bros are just going to reap profit as much as they can.
     
  26. Fancy

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    To me this is crazy to me

     
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  27. Fancy

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    You’re telling me their carefully thought out plan to underpay him didn’t work out?

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  28. bwi2

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    why would he want to pitch for a team that has made the playoffs once in his lifetime?
     
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  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    normally its at bats the ms struggle with, not pitches
     
  30. devine

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    Refreshing list of teams, can’t wait to find out who he picks
     
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  31. Fancy

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    Why anyone wants to play in Seattle I have no idea. Cursed all around
     
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  32. Fancy

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    Nice to see some new faces
     
  33. Irush

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    Can’t believe he didn’t want to be a member of the White Sox
     
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  34. bwi2

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    it’s a lovely city and for true free agents, they can conceptually offer more money. I think everyone’s cash offer to Sasaki is more or less identical.
     
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  35. MG2

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    Why would he say he's doing all this research and then probably sign with the Dodgers when all the research says that's a guaranteed TJ in the next 3 years?
     
  36. dblplay1212

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    He's only eligible for a rookie contract, right? I don't think they can underpay that.
     
  37. tylerdolphin

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    Granted I know nothing about baseball in Japan, but it's kinda surprising to me that the Yankees having had Matsui and Tanaka and still having great relationships with both doesn't even get their foot in the door with the the latest wave of Japanese players.
     
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  38. bwi2

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    reporting from last season seemed to suggest he was going to need it anyway, might as well get it over with

    Going to guess that guys he had played with are a lot more influential than guys he watched on tv, especially Matsui - he was 8 when Matsui left the Yankees
     
  39. ZeroPointZero

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    I think the baseball players of Japan and the greater nation as a whole are still mad at Hideki Matsui for buying every available piece of porn in the country for 20 years strong
     
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  40. bwi2

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    his porn collection was 60th percentile at best for Japan
     
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  41. bro

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    Maybe I’ll be wrong and the Jays will land Roki, but Toronto constantly finishing in the top 3 for guys they don’t land must drive all their fans absolutely insane. Becoming a meme at this point
     
  42. MG2

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    kiss of death for the friars

     
  43. i am a bammer

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    rip
     
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  44. i am a bammer

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  45. bro

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  46. bwi2

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  47. bro

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    [​IMG]
     
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  48. MG2

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    Hard to believe a move for a name like this won't solve Seattle's offensive issues.

     
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  49. bro

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    this will sound weird but that guy looks like 15 other MLBers who he is not.
     
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