2025 MLB Thread - Spring

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Nov 2, 2023.

  1. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Just went to do this on the app and only see the option to delete my account. How did you go about getting this offer?
     
  2. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  3. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Dodgers adding 100 players for depth looking like a genius move
     
  4. DetroitNole

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    My x algorithm for some reason always throws tweets in of people dunking on Bauer



    Also hilarious that he and his agent always jump in on any negative tweet about him



     
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  5. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    can't believe nobody wants this guy in their clubhouse. it must be some conspiracy.
     
  6. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    :shocker:
     
  7. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    So many mouth breathers in his replies saying he should sue the MLB :laugh:

    Please do!
     
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  8. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Rough week for the 2011 UCLA rotation
     
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  9. RoderickJaynes

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    Cole’s staunch hatred of Bauer is my favorite thing about him
     
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  10. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    MLB finally telling that carpetbagger Sternberg to take a hike. He can renew his Mets season tickets.

    Wonder if they would approve an Eddie DeBartolo group?
     
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  11. Fat Drunk & Stupid

    Fat Drunk & Stupid Barning Hard
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    TIL, Eddie DeBartolo is still alive.
     
  12. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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  13. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    It’s pretty wild that Rachel Luba ruined her career and reputation by attaching herself to Bauer
     
  14. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    I'm pretty sure Bauer was basically her only client.
     
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  15. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    and Puig :laugh:
     
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  16. DetroitNole

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    I always figured her and Bauer were just banging
     
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  17. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    they definitely were / are dating
     
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  18. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    knew you were a bauer truther
     
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  19. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Hearing that Bauer will now agree to the Yankees’s offer since they’ve removed the facial hair policy
     
  20. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    factually incorrect
     
  21. DetroitNole

    DetroitNole Well-Known Member
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    A smug and jaded Bauer in the same clubhouse again with Cole would be must see TV
     
  22. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    Cole might kill him
     
  23. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    That Rangers hat is gonna go triple platinum at Hispanic strip clubs

     
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  24. bwi2

    bwi2 Not affiliated with BWI
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    all the others son culos

    especially the anaels
     
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  25. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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    :facepalm:
     
  26. Fat Drunk & Stupid

    Fat Drunk & Stupid Barning Hard
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    everyone wins
     
  27. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  28. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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  29. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    This can't be real
     
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  30. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Dad and his "Well the Braves dealt with that last year" got me wanting to square up with him for first time since high school. Shut up, old man, let me have a pity party.
     
  31. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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  32. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Braves lost a good pitcher last year so it’s not really comparable
     
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  33. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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    Yankees fans don’t deserve pity parties
     
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  34. RoderickJaynes

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    I saw Noelvi Marte got optioned yesterday. They should just let him use PEDs again if he can’t make their team without them
     
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  35. b7

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    That’s my thought as well
     
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  36. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Now it’s a collectors item

     
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  37. DetroitNole

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    Seriously how did they not learn their lesson after the Ass hat last year
     
  38. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    might be one of their best selling hats ever
     
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  39. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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  40. RoderickJaynes

    RoderickJaynes Well-Known Member
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    It’s absolutely absurd they still forced him to be a platoon guy last year with how abysmal their team was. Just give him at bats, what’s the worst that could happen?
     
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  41. RoderickJaynes

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    Oof hate this for him

    Edit: Were definitely in TJ watch szn the next few weeks. Check in on your starters who saw their fastball go up a tick or two
     
  42. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  43. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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  44. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Fourth time's the charm?

    He was so bad last year. Even when the numbers said he was decent at the end he still looked lost in most of his ABs.
     
  45. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    I'm stuck with him one more year so just have to hope he makes the team. at least I can cut him this year.
     
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  46. Celemo

    Celemo Ban the Corner 3
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  47. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Nope
     
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  48. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    The rare 3x post hype sleeper

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