2025 SEC Football Thread

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  1. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Man, he’s aging like mayonnaise.
     
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  2. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  3. southlick

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  4. Roy

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    “I’ll suck the bottom outa 12 ounce can” lmaooooooo
     
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  5. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    He'll let Laura throw the empty ones out the window

     
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  6. Line 4 Guy

    Line 4 Guy Well-Known Member
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  7. HowdyHorns

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    Reporter response to Elmo:

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  8. MLS

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    Not much else to argue about in the offseason
     
  9. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Nyck Harbor quit track and has been focusing on WR full time this offseason :chan:
     
  10. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    SEC Mascot Top Tier (unique, cool, evocative)
    • Gamecocks
    • Gators
    • Crimson Tide
    • Razorbacks
    • Longhorns
    • Volunteers

    SEC Mascot Bottom Tier (generic, boring, and/or offensive)
    • Bulldogs
    • Bulldogs
    • Tigers
    • Tigers
    • Tigers
    • Wildcats
    • Aggies
    • Rebels
    Kinda cool, kinda cringe: Commodores, Sooners
     
  11. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  12. Truman

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    "Crucial"
     
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  13. MLS

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    Mike the Tiger and UGA being bottom tier has to be a joke

    We don't even have one so I'll accept whatever the worst tier is, but come on
     
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  14. HowdyHorns

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    Generic is the first reason in that tier. Bulldog is the most common college mascot followed by Tiger.
     
  15. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I made that Friday when I was bored looking to engage. Today I’m busy so no questions please
     
  16. MLS

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    You put UGA and the only team that has a live tiger as bottom tier, so I will have my say
     
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  17. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Maybe I should have said nickname? I didn’t mean live mascot. I would need separate rankings for live mascot as well as costumed performer mascot
     
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  18. MLS

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    You put these in the same tier

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  19. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Despite being a generic tiger, Auburn has the best costumed mascot in the SEC.
     
  20. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    We are strong in all three phases of the game (Gamecocks, Cocky, Sir Big Spur)
     
  21. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    It doesn't have the Clemson crack eyes at least
     
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  22. MLS

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    We're rock bottom but y'all's husband and wife situation may be second.
     
  23. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    I forget about Alberta. But yes, Col. Reb and the Rebels is the worst mascot and nickname in the country by default.
     
  24. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    UGA's dog is dumb and in extremely poor health. It's a bottom tier mascot solely b/c the medical condition/inbreeding of said dog.

    It's a shame b/c dogs are elite animals. Even the dumbass Lassie in Texas
     
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  25. HowdyHorns

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  26. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 in this new lame America
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    Aubie, the mascot for the Auburn Tigers, has won the most national championships in the collegiate mascot division, with a total of 11 titles.
    Aubie's Title 1991, 1995, 1996, 1999, 2003, 2006, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2021, and 2024.
     
  27. MLS

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    "During the championships, all 11 mascots showcased their skits, each competing for the coveted title. Aubie’s performance, titled "Aubie’s Great Escape Room," captivated the audience and judges as he skillfully navigated through an array of challenges, employing audio cues and props to enhance the experience."

    Y'all narrowly beat Tennessee for this honor but it all sounds very A&M
     
  28. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 in this new lame America
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  29. IvanTheTerrible

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    Volunteers ending up on the cool/unique list is perplexing.
     
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  30. southlick

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  31. southlick

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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Let's just completely ruin college football. Maybe expand to 20 teams and completely remove all rivalry games

    We are almost there
     
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  33. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Feels good to be back in the playoff discussion
     
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  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    Did you change teams?
     
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  35. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Bama too low
     
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  36. MLS

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    I still think that's too high for us, but barring another Kentucky loss, a top 10ish Ole Miss vs. a top 20ish Arkansas in Oxford will be fun in week 3
     
  37. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    I'll be moderately surprised if we're the #2 team next year
     
  38. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Founder
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    UGA should be 10-15
     
  39. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    It's too early to be sandbagging this hard
     
  40. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Founder
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    We still have Mike Bobo, and Stacey Searles.


    We have no backup walkon qb coming through that door.
     
  41. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    Yeah Mike Bobo and Searles. We also inexplicably had the worst defense of Kirby's tenure last year with a 2 deep of top 100 players.
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    FPI is mostly shit and this is probably heavily relying on past performance vs knowing Bobo/Searles.

    Also, your "awful" defense allowed 20ppg and essentially top 20.
     
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  43. Redav

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    I didn't say awful but what I did say was factually correct
     
  44. Jake Scott

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    Believe it's worth repeating but I've heard there are 7 losable games on our schedule.
     
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  45. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    not going to buy into the Georgia down year until I see it. thought they were pretty mediocre (for their standard) all year last year but kirby doesn't lose many games. also you dawg posters are notorious sandbaggers.
     
  46. Jake Scott

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    There is far too much evidence out there on Bobo for anyone to think we are sandbagging imo
     
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  47. Fat Drunk & Stupid

    Fat Drunk & Stupid Barning Hard
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    You are weak in football, (M) basketball, baseball.
     
  48. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Now we head into 2025 with a less talented, less experienced QB. The same can be said for the OL. Offense is going to be dog shit :twocents:

     
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  49. Redav

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    Pair that with a defense who gave up the most yards per game of any UGA team since 2014 and you've got what I call a bad trend.
     
  50. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    We lost to Vandy so all our SEC games are losable. Outbagged!