2025 SEC Football Thread

“I’ll suck the bottom outa 12 ounce can” lmaooooooo

 

He'll let Laura throw the empty ones out the window

 

Reporter response to Elmo:

 

Not much else to argue about in the offseason

 

Nyck Harbor quit track and has been focusing on WR full time this offseason

 

SEC Mascot Top Tier (unique, cool, evocative)

• Gamecocks
• Gators
• Crimson Tide
• Razorbacks
• Longhorns
• Volunteers

SEC Mascot Bottom Tier (generic, boring, and/or offensive)

• Bulldogs
• Bulldogs
• Tigers
• Tigers
• Tigers
• Wildcats
• Aggies
• Rebels

Kinda cool, kinda cringe: Commodores, Sooners

 

"Crucial"

 

Mike the Tiger and UGA being bottom tier has to be a joke

We don't even have one so I'll accept whatever the worst tier is, but come on

 

Generic is the first reason in that tier. Bulldog is the most common college mascot followed by Tiger.

 

I made that Friday when I was bored looking to engage. Today I’m busy so no questions please

 

You put UGA and the only team that has a live tiger as bottom tier, so I will have my say

 

Maybe I should have said nickname? I didn’t mean live mascot. I would need separate rankings for live mascot as well as costumed performer mascot

 

You put these in the same tier

 

Despite being a generic tiger, Auburn has the best costumed mascot in the SEC.

 

We are strong in all three phases of the game (Gamecocks, Cocky, Sir Big Spur)

 

It doesn't have the Clemson crack eyes at least

 

We're rock bottom but y'all's husband and wife situation may be second.

 

I forget about Alberta. But yes, Col. Reb and the Rebels is the worst mascot and nickname in the country by default.

 

UGA's dog is dumb and in extremely poor health. It's a bottom tier mascot solely b/c the medical condition/inbreeding of said dog.

It's a shame b/c dogs are elite animals. Even the dumbass Lassie in Texas

 

Aubie, the mascot for the Auburn Tigers, has won the most national championships in the collegiate mascot division, with a total of 11 titles.
Aubie's Title 1991, 1995, 1996, 1999, 2003, 2006, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2021, and 2024.

 

"During the championships, all 11 mascots showcased their skits, each competing for the coveted title. Aubie’s performance, titled "Aubie’s Great Escape Room," captivated the audience and judges as he skillfully navigated through an array of challenges, employing audio cues and props to enhance the experience."

Y'all narrowly beat Tennessee for this honor but it all sounds very A&M

 

Volunteers ending up on the cool/unique list is perplexing.

 

Let's just completely ruin college football. Maybe expand to 20 teams and completely remove all rivalry games

We are almost there

 

Did you change teams?

 

Bama too low

 

I still think that's too high for us, but barring another Kentucky loss, a top 10ish Ole Miss vs. a top 20ish Arkansas in Oxford will be fun in week 3

 

I'll be moderately surprised if we're the #2 team next year

 

UGA should be 10-15

 

It's too early to be sandbagging this hard

 

We still have Mike Bobo, and Stacey Searles.


We have no backup walkon qb coming through that door.

 

Yeah Mike Bobo and Searles. We also inexplicably had the worst defense of Kirby's tenure last year with a 2 deep of top 100 players.

 

FPI is mostly shit and this is probably heavily relying on past performance vs knowing Bobo/Searles.

Also, your "awful" defense allowed 20ppg and essentially top 20.

 

I didn't say awful but what I did say was factually correct

 

not going to buy into the Georgia down year until I see it. thought they were pretty mediocre (for their standard) all year last year but kirby doesn't lose many games. also you dawg posters are notorious sandbaggers.

 

You are weak in football, (M) basketball, baseball.

 

Pair that with a defense who gave up the most yards per game of any UGA team since 2014 and you've got what I call a bad trend.

 

We lost to Vandy so all our SEC games are losable. Outbagged!