2025 SEC Football Thread

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  1. Tiffin

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    Can we get the full list. Don't have twitter
     
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  2. THF

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    This is perfect

     
  3. SummerOfGeorge

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    Holy shit almost all of those are fantastic
     
  4. Boom TittyMilk

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    Venables getting cruise is the only wtf reach
     
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  5. SummerOfGeorge

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    Yep. Offerman as Kirby was a little bit of a reach but not too bad.

    Gyllenhaal as Sark and Hanks as DeBoer I'd have laughed at until I saw them put in an image and they look dead on. Same with Wahlberg as Beamer and Sandler as Freeze.

    Reilly as Elko, Gillis as Heupel, Hill as Lebby and Timberlake as Kiffin were almost scary good.
     
  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Idk, not sure this is the best. Some religious sex freak isn't available?

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  7. Boom TittyMilk

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    He’s got the humor and acting ability to pull Hugh off
     
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  8. Tiffin

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    Hugh has already been played by an actor, we don't need a new guy. Run it back Blindside
     
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  9. Eathan Edwards

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    Just incredible phrasing work here.
     
  10. Tiffin

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    Or Willem Dafoe
     
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  11. BP

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    How about Harvey Weinstein as Hugh Freeze?
     
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  12. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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  13. Eathan Edwards

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    Not remotely unexpected but Simmons (our starting QB) officially announced he's not playing baseball this year - had a solid year for a 17 year old before the injury.

    2024 (Freshman):

    Made 13 relief appearances on the season... Posted a 2-0 record with a 3.21 ERA good for second on the staff... Held opponents to a team low .173 batting average, surrendering just nine hits across 14.0 innings of work... Allowed only five earned runs, struck out 20, walking only 11... Made his Ole Miss debut on 2/18 against Hawaii, tossing a scoreless frame, striking out two... Picked up back-to-back winning decisions against Missouri State (2/28) and Iowa (3/2)... Struck out the side in 1.0 inning of work on 3/26 against Austin Peay... Worked 2.0 innings on 4/2 against Memphis, striking out a career-high five batters... Finished his campaign allowing zero earned runs over his final three outings.
     
  14. Truman

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    Shane's world, we're just living in it

     
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    Next year is going to be chaos. Tons of new QBs. Seems like a ton of turnover from the elite teams and the mid levels getting better each year with NIL/Portal.
     
  16. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    UGA way too high
     
  17. Hank Scorpio

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    Who are you all portaling to play QB?
     
  18. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    That's one reason we're too high bc who the hell knows
     
  19. Truman

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    pawwwwwwwwwl
     
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  20. Eathan Edwards

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    It's gotta be best case scenario for us to be unranked going into the year.

    I'm not saying we will and I have an unreasonable amount of confidence in Simmons, but I would not be mind-blown if we're either undefeated or 3-3 going into Athens.

    Half our roster will be new on campus and we basically don't really do Spring camp.

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    UGA in Athens
     
  21. Keef

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    You and MLS coming to Athens?
     
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  22. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm for sure witnessing our first few attempts at football before committing to the trip - I'm not sandbagging, I have zero clue how we look next year (or even a reasonable expectation).
     
  23. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Are you talking about UGA or Ole Miss here because honestly this could go both ways
     
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  24. Eathan Edwards

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    Ole MIss - y'all actually have some depth. Our situation is almost the inverse of yours with being very happy at QB, WR, TE and opening a mystery box for almost everywhere else.
     
  25. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Eric The Viking posted our depth charts and it's all redshirt and true freshmen on D and then strugglebus + transfers in O
     
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  26. BP

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    NIL has killed our depth
     
  27. Eathan Edwards

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    By some depth remember my baseline is us returning 3 starters.
     
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  28. Eric The Viking

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    Not ideal
     
  29. IvanTheTerrible

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  30. TheFreak55

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  31. Daddy Rabbit

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    It seemed like it got worse this year on ESPN
     
  32. TC

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    I respect MLB when it gets to the playoffs. “First pitch will be 8:07pm”
     
  33. Tex

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  34. TC

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    Muschamp was also extended after a 9-4 season :drunk:

    We like Shane much better though
     
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  35. JGator1

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    Happy birthday Ryan

     
  36. Eathan Edwards

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  37. TC

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  38. TheFreak55

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  39. Truman

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    ku fan still not over getting smoked by the bball team.
     
  40. JonathanCoachman

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    Her hourglass figure has reminded me that Kansas Basketball’s time in the top 25 has run out.
     
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  41. TheFreak55

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  42. The Blackfish

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  43. TheFreak55

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    I was hoping one of you all would tell me, but appears one top right is a bama or ole miss girl that fucked her boyfriend's dad
     
  44. Redav

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    "hooker" is a pejorative

    :themoreyouknow:
     
  45. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    What's going on at Ole Miss?
     
  46. Eathan Edwards

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    You're gonna have to narrow that down a bit.

    But we apparently had a KD that banged her boyfriend's dad that is making the rounds.
     
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  47. Truman

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    We need spring ball to start
     
  48. Boom TittyMilk

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    Im not sure how you really ever come back from that, unless they Eiffel towered her and I’m still not sure there’s coming back from that, just on her back.
     
  49. TheFreak55

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