A chat with a new person.

you’re a real guys guy

 

No ruder than you, cuntshit. Rule 1. Now go and get a fuck. You need one.

 

Anybody got any popcorn? This is entertainment. Don't ever leave, aussiefooty.

 

he’s committed to his craft

no one else has what it takes

 

I'm a fucking Dees man, sleepy. You're a laugh. Keep it up.

 

Quit the charade pigeon.

 

You're a laugh too, dork! Are you married to aussiefooty?

 

aussiefooty I hope you're not erroneously assuming that Control is a different poster pretending to be someone new? That is seriously frowned upon here

 

I’ll do it if y’all pay for my trip. I’m sure we have money left over in the make a wish fund.

 

I'll provide the video camera.

 

Are all Aussies cuntshit shitposters?

I’m taking notes for future moderator duties

 

No. It's just JVP and aussiefooty. But I'm entertained. Don't know about you. Doesn't matter really.

 

Have we figured out why aussiefooty is so angry like 24/7 yet?

 

and like sands through the hourglass..

 

I still say it's because she needs a fuck. God knows how long JVP has neglected her.

 

At this point I’m fairly certain control and footy are the same person

 

They’re both farva?

 

Seems like too elaborate of a catfish for a DeVry attendee to execute

 

Aren't we all?

 

Spoiler

 

Yo, I tried looking up AFL gifs earlier and it's not easy to find any really good one. Well, this one, but still:


Your new board should have an AFL gifs section. Would be a great niche resource not offered elsewhere; would really drive traffic to your site. JMO

 

also, what team does this guy support?


'cause this is basically me at least once a week with the teams in other various sports I'm a fan of. Feels like I'd do well in his fanbase too

 

It says Hawthorn right in the title you cuntshit.

 

are Hawthorn's team colors black and yellow or brown and yellow?

 

Yeah, piss yellow I can do. Brown is a no tho.

Need a piss yellow and black, or dark blue and white. Those are my color colour palette options for team colors colours

What do y'all got for me?

 

<Perks up>. What shade of blue? Would you describe the yellow as more maize-like?

 

Hail to the cuntshits.

 

I mean, you guys pretty much already say that.

 

You said it, sleepy. Wake up. A good fuck will do it. Go talk to your husband JVP. I barrack for Melbourne. I don't know what "bigfooty" is so I can't be "from" there. I saw last night's game and the legend Daisy Pearce was right as usual. Neither team were prepared and put on a rat shit game.

 

But now we'll say it with a Crocodile Dundee accent.

 

You can't say it until you learn how to show us what a real knife is.

 

Just happened to stumble on this forum and have spent the majority of your time replying to aussiefootys posts. All random I guess.

 

Well the dork finally got something right.

Born in Melbourne? No. Born in Shepparton. Live in Melbourne, yeah.

 

We at footyaussieforum, now the world’s premier forum for all things footy and aussie, have received some minor complaints about the site design. It seems that some muppets are unable to tell what is and isn’t a forum, so we have made some url modifications.

footyaussieforum.com/that’snotaforum/thisisaforum

 

Can use this to practice
https://responsivevoice.org/text-to-speech-languages/australian-text-to-speech/

 

Remind me again just how you guys found this site in the first place.

 

Control trolling the other aussies is hilarious.