a look into the greatest dynasty the NCAA has ever seen: texas tech meat judging

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    This just shows how humble we KStaters are that kslim didn't even mention our complete dominance in the world of collegiate crop and soil judging.
     
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  2. Wu

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    I’m here to declare my allegiance to House Texas in the Game of BBQ Thrones

    “No sauce, No mercy”
     
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  3. Name P. Redacted

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    Texas is more of the Lannisters, big hat no cattle.
     
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  4. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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  5. Wu

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    Kansas City is half Missouri lmbo
     
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  6. Taques

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    say that to the nick saban of meat judging's face and see what happens
     
  7. Name P. Redacted

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    and texas is just mexico
     
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  8. Taques

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    "There’s also Raider Red Meats, a side business established in 1982 to recoup the costs of running the meat judging team by packaging and selling leftover teaching product as steaks, chops and processed meats. Over time it’s mushroomed into a $2.2 million auxiliary enterprise of Texas Tech that does retail and catering across the state. All proceeds funnel back into the program’s endowment, which presently is in the neighborhood of $10 million."

    war chest
     
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    Taylor Schertz stayed on the move as she considered the four pig carcasses dangling in front of her, their hooves pierced by gleaming silver hooks

    no cattle
     
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  10. Wu

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    :trumpanzee:
     
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  11. kslim

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    known you a long time, now shunned
     
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  12. Wu

    Wu Cusses a little and falls short of The Creed
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    I’m sorry I lashed out in anger
     
  13. Taques

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    texas tech is the premier leftover teaching steak distributor in the nation and the #Texas AandM Aggies host a brisket camp
     
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  14. texasraider

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    other than dying sports (football) that no one cares about (also football), Texas Tech is the Alabama of everything
     
  15. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    What sort of competition occurs in the Communications Division?
     
  16. bigred77

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    Lots of 10-4's good buddy
     
  17. Taques

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    looking forward to the next SI article on our elite chess team

    though they could really choose from any number of other sports that we excel in
     
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  18. texasraider

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    they should do an SI Swimsuit Issue on us being that we are the Alabama of hot chicks
     
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  19. Taques

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    first time i have ever seen those words in the same sentence before lol
     
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  20. Taques

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    prime rib served by the team to their adoring fans and major donors (me)

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  21. steamengine

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    :smug:
     
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  22. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    Blue hat guy in the center is not very good at this sport.
     
  23. Tobias

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    judging off their tmb contingent, i think we all know mizzou is the rutgers of collegiate competitive meat judging
     
  24. devine

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    “Those who can’t, judge meat”
     
  25. Wu

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    Pls put this p*rn in spoiler, thanks
     
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  26. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    :laugh:
     
  27. kslim

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    Okay that looks delicious
     
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  28. Toast

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    Looks tasty.
     
  29. devine

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    I wouldn’t serve that to my dogs
     
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  30. Arrec Bardwin

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    Me either, I would be selfish and eat the whole thing.
     
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  31. Goose

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    This might be a dumb question but why are they wearing hard hats?

    I understand the hair nets
     
  32. Taques

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    imagine a large meat slamming into your head or slapping you in the face without some sort of protection!
     
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  33. Goose

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    Sounds like EdmondDantes mom's average Tuesday night
     
  34. wes tegg

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    A few dudes too.
     
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  35. DuffandMuff

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    1, 6, 2, 5, 3, 4, 7
     
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  36. Doc Louis

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    Congrats on having a decent accounting program
     
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  37. 42yard

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    goddamnit
     
  38. Taques

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  39. steamengine

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  40. Taques

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    japan, inventor of the hibachi, was also there (and lost, very sad!)
     
  41. GGCD

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    They haven't been the same since Tashiro Matsusaki left the program.
     
  42. Fudd

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    I'd much rather have a belt buckle than a ring.
     
  43. Toast

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    Thread makes me hungry.
     
  44. kslim

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  45. hardcorekickball

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    So does Coors light you old man
     
  46. Why?Pokes

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    :iseeu:

     
  47. devine

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    ?
     
  48. $P1

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  49. texasraider

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    Spring Sports U adding summer dominance nbd
     
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  50. steamengine

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    These savages are back at it. No respect for the dignity of their opponents.