a look into the greatest dynasty the NCAA has ever seen: texas tech meat judging

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  1. Fudd

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    I do this on an amateur level, but I prefer to call it meat gazing so as to distinguish myself from the professionals like those at TTU.
     
  2. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    nebraska never stood a chance :roll:
     
  3. Joe_Pesci

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    i guess that's why they call them the cornhuskers and not the meathuskers
     
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  4. Taques

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    that is exactly right my friend
     
  5. DUCKMOUTH

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    Would rather the KState girls judge my meat.
     
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  6. texasraider

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  7. kslim

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    Just a reminder on why we are the best
     
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  8. texasraider

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    our hairnet game is unmatched. secret's in the details
     
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  9. kslim

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    Hairnets don’t get you laid

    And they sure as shit don’t get you paid
     
  10. texasraider

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    you might want to tell that to your mom :roll:
     
  11. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    *gun cocked sound*

    *shotgun blast*

    bullseye
     
  12. texasraider

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  13. Taques

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    imagine even trying to slow down the texas tech machine:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
     
  14. texasraider

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  15. bigred77

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    Kinda funny when we arnt the state "ag" school
     
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  16. texasraider

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    that very scientific poll shows otherwise bigred77
     
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  17. Taques

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    congratulations to all the haters and losers for coming in 2nd-at-best yet again :roll: :roll:

     
  18. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    judgernaut imo
     
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  19. steamengine

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    Elections, thanksgiving, another natty

    Must be November
     
  20. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Is this the only meat judging photo they have?
     
  21. bertwing

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    Taques has always given my meat an A+ rating
     
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  22. AIOLICOCK

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    Thead title should just be "HARDBONE!"
     
  23. texasraider

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    unfuckingstoppable
     
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  24. steamengine

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    https://today.ttu.edu/posts/2021/02/Stories/Meat-Judging-Lonestar

    Unlike the Mountain West competition, Texas Tech won the Lonestar Classic by a larger margin with 4,249 points. Kansas State University and West Texas A&M University tied for second with 4,197 points followed by Oklahoma State University in fourth with 4,196 and Texas A&M University in fifth with 4,120 points.
     
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  25. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  26. bigred77

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  27. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    this train we’re on ain’t got no brakes
     
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  28. HOOSINSC

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    that trophy is outstanding
     
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  29. texasraider

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    thanks
     
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  30. jokewood

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    Bobby gives up competitive meat judging to focus on textiles, to Hank's dismay. The episodes write themselves.
     
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  31. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    From here, it’s possible.
     
  32. bigred77

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    Sign out front should have told ya
     
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  33. bertwing

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    Taques the delivery guy in college:

     
  34. steamengine

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  35. Boom TittyMilk

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    Was really expecting some kind of controversy brewing to bring this juggernaut down
     
  36. Line 4 Man

    Line 4 Man I still ski on the weekends.
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    The Texas delegate chooses to allow you guys to keep these coaches.
     
  37. HOOSINSC

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    guns up af
     
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  38. steamengine

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    Probably best for their careers so your weird boosters don’t ruin them.