A TMB Baby Story

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dblplay1212, Oct 6, 2016.

  1. dblplay1212

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    "Screaming thug til I die til I pass out" is my fav
     
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  2. dblplay1212

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    They got 3 new pairs today. I think that's 7 total now. :laugh:
     
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  3. Joe_Pesci

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    will this child have a crimson tide themed name?
     
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  4. soulfly

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    Seems a bit out of place for a kiddo :idk:
     
  5. Joe_Pesci

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    i had a math teacher who liked the denver broncos so much that he named his first kid elway
     
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  6. soulfly

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    :roll:
     
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  7. dome foam

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    I must have missed the original post. congrats dbl.

    I share a similar roller coaster experience. Miscarriages, end up having twins, twins we're born very premature and one passed away after months in the NICU.

    it's a brutal process. You see that it isnt always pretty. you've been through some shit but I'm glad you guys see some light at the end of the tunnel. I will say that this board helped me out tremendously. a lot of selfless guys On this board. we all give each other shit but at the end of the day we are all brothers.
     
  8. soulfly

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    Once again proving he doesn't read anything. Goodness.
     
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  9. dblplay1212

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    Ehh they'll just wear those around the house.
     
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  10. dome foam

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    definitely true. Especially now considering I've had a few drinks. guess I missed something.
     
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  11. dblplay1212

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    Hate to hear that man. It definitely wasn't a fun time. Made me appreciate the people around me though.
     
  12. Jack Parkman

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    Congrats on the sex buddy
     
  13. Trofie

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    I hate your opinions, but you'll be a great father congrats.
     
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  14. TheoB

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    Congrats! I have no baby making/raising wisdom to share, but it sounds like you'll be great parents.
     
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  15. MODEVIL

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    Congrats dblplay1212

    Being a dad is the best job in the world. The way my son (3) screams daddy! When I get home from work or how he wants to tell me things. It's amazing. Shit is real the first few months though. Prepare for that. My 9 month old smiles and starts clapping when I get home. Shit like that makes the sacrifices worth it.
     
  16. soulfly

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    And then I proved I don't read :facepalm:

    Your post, with my glossing over, essentially read as

    I'm dumb. Sorry to hear about all of the other stuff I completely disregarded.
     
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  17. FuckSudan

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    Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

    Congrats dbl
     
  18. TrustyPatches

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    Mad question asking

    Perfect
     
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  19. dump

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    something with Nicholas or Paul imo
     
  20. Yanks711

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    congrats dbl, truly
     
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  21. Bruce Wayne

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    Just wait until the anatomy scan where they take the 3D picture. We had ours last week and HOLY SHIT THERES A LITTLE PERSON THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME IN THERE
     
  22. Trop

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    Congrats!

    Didn't have to use my AK. Today was a good day.
     
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  23. StinkusP1nkus

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    There will be a Ball State onesie coming your way
     
  24. Boo MFer!

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    I laughed. I cried. Thread had it all.

    Congrats, dblplay1212. You're welcome in the Dad thread anytime, where we all post obvious shit that even our dogs can see.
     
  25. Tilly

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    Congrats dbl.

    I know you would've preferred you having Derek Jeter's baby, but Cyn having yours seems like a nice alternative.
     
  26. Shadow

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    Congratulations DBL. That moment you see your first born will be the best moment you will ever experience - needless to say that it's all down hill from there. :laugh:
     
  27. The Blackfish

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    Congrats again big guy

    2nd trimester is cake
    3rd trimester :ohdear:
     
  28. The Blackfish

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    All worth it though, my 7 month old smiling and reaching for me when I get home from work is better than anything
     
  29. D. Silver

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    Congrats big guy.

    And yes, miscarriages more common than people realize and often never talked about.

    Glad it's working out for you.
     
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  30. Iron Mickey

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    Congratulations, man. Please don't just dad post forever now.
     
  31. Boo MFer!

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    :yousoricky:
     
  32. Taffy

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    Congratulations Dbl. Also on team miscarriage then healthy baby. Good luck to you both.

    P.s. them pregnancy hormones are no joke
     
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  33. wes tegg

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    Laughed out loud at this. Congrats man. Happy for you.
     
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  34. Merica

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    Congrats dbl. :beerchug:

    You going with the name saban or A.J.?
     
  35. Wicked

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    Congrats dbl. I share a very similar experience to yours and this board helped a ton.

    Come join us in the dad thread.
     
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  36. BuckeyeRiot

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    Ezekiel is a fetching name for a lad...

    Congrats and enjoy it man, BuckeyeRiot Jr turns 10 days old today. Best thing in the world. As I type he's pooping on his mother as she attempts to change his diaper. That's what she gets for not changing him at 2:00 or 4:00 this morning.
     
  37. dump

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    damn so how close together are him and dukebuckeye Jr??
     
  38. dukebuckeye

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    Congrats, dblplay1212 ! I just had a sex trophy 5 weeks ago.

    Beckham Thomas
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  39. dukebuckeye

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    4 weeks & 20 miles apart.
     
  40. HatterasJack

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    That hair is amazing.
     
  41. BuckeyeRiot

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    Month-ish.
     
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  42. dump

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    the kid hit the genetics lottery
     
  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm confused.

    You found out she was pregnant on 9/20 and she just finished her 1st trimester? Aren't they each like ~3 most?

    And the baby is due in October 2017?

    What am I missing...

    Congrats tho
     
  44. BuckeyeRiot

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    With a marcus in the middle.
     
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  45. dump

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    Fucking neanderthal. Read all of the posts.
     
  46. Boom TittyMilk

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    DBL jrs first steed to ride in and white knight like his pops.

    Congrats dblplay1212
     
  47. Dairy Queen

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    Congrats dbl
     
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  48. Boom TittyMilk

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    That kid is going to be wet shaving at 12
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    The secrecy and lack of updates jumbled with shoe posts and secret board made me miss a single post.

    Sorry about the miscarriage dbl.

    Fitting if worked out the second/dbl time. I'm not sure how well my wife would be able to handle that and keep going.
     
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  50. buy_dont_lease

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