Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    She's got him on CrossFit now
     
  5. Kevintensity

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    Olivia Munn's available again?

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  6. Teflon Queen

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    It’s tragic that Olivia Munn fucked up her face with plastic surgery...she was so hot
     
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  7. Joe_Pesci

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    he has reportedly been interested in her ever since he saw one of her hot webhosting commercials
     
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    She’s a handsome woman.
     
  9. superfly0212

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    she can really rev his engine... get it?
     
  10. MODEVIL

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    strong chin on Danica
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

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    Yeah she is hideous

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  12. Bruce Wayne

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    Danica is smoke.
     
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  13. Eric The Viking

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    Wonder if he finishes ahead of her.
     
  14. MODEVIL

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    that's not Danica?
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    No it is hideous Olivia Munn
     
  16. AubCabs

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    look at the brain on this guy
     
  17. BrickTamland

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    Munn is a top five for me. Patrick must have beer-flavored nipples.
     
  18. Tiffin

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  19. Joe_Pesci

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    one of my favorite memories was explaining to my grandma what godaddy was after the commercial where danica patrick slowly unzips her jacket ran during thanksgiving
     
  20. MODEVIL

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    Did I miss where someone said she is hideous?

    EDIT: ahh fuck ignored content got me again
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

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    Yes it is literally in my post you quoted unless you’re ignoring Dairy Queen

     
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  23. Rainbow Brite

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    How the fuck did this post only get one like?
     
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    Cheese flavored
     
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  26. Emma

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    If I were to date a Nascar driver, she would be my pick
     
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  27. Eric The Viking

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    #DadJokeProblems
     
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  29. MODEVIL

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  31. Teflon Queen

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    Not saying she’s hideous but it’s a pretty far fall from...
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  32. TrustyPatches

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    No it's not
     
  33. Teflon Queen

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    Yes it is...why do you think AR dropped her?
     
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  34. TrustyPatches

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    Cuz he's as gay as you are?
     
  35. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    I found Munn incredibly annoying long before she tried to sabotage Rodgers career.
     
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    Munn's face was way better pre-surgery.
     
  37. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    Rodgers was at his best when everyone assumed he was gay.
     
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  39. Pelican Grove

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    Wait what? When?
     
  40. * J Y *

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    So he’s at his best right now?
     
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  41. Pelican Grove

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    That’s what publicist’s are for.
     
  42. Pelican Grove

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    Oh yeah she’s ugly I would never touch that :meh:
     
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  43. miles

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    Well yeah

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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    I don’t know the point you’re trying to make here
     
  45. TrustyPatches

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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    That’s not it I am highly functioning. It seems like he thinks I called her hideous and wasn’t sarcastically mocking DQ horrible take.
     
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    It’s sad that in 2018 homosexuals in the sports world feel like they need to pull stunts like this.
     
  48. Pelican Grove

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    I wouldn’t let it ruin your weekend
     
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  49. Daniel Ocean

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    Too late
     
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