Aaron Rodgers vs the Packers thread

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  1. 40wwttamgib

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    Aaron only cares about Aaron’s MVP trophies.
     
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  2. Bert Handsome

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  3. Lyrtch

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    it's very funny that he's the pinnacle of anti-millenial cliches
     
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  4. ~ taylor ~

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    Anyone who says they didn't get vaccinated because they're allergic is lying, anti-vaccine and a shitbag
     
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  5. Jean-Ralphio

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    yea i had a feeling that would be the problem.
     
  6. DirtBall

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    “I have very limited reception so face time me instead because that takes much less data”
     
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  7. RockHardJawn39

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    are we to believe he doesn’t have wifi?
     
  8. ~ taylor ~

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    He's allergic to it
     
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  9. Bert Handsome

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    I think that he is trying to say the opposite. Facetime works because of wifi whereas his cell service sucks so he doesn't get basic voice calls. It's clearly bullshit.
     
  10. RockHardJawn39

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    But phone calls also work on wifi
     
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  11. Bert Handsome

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    Yeah the entire premise is wrong
     
  12. Gizmoandsooz

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    Nah not really.
    Stop with the narcissim please.
    I can't have the flu shot each year because i'm allergic to pennecillin which appears in it as sulphers.
    I'm no anti vaxxer. I've had all my neccessary covid shots, all my immunisations. Just not the flu one. Because it will fucking kill me.
    So stop being a fucking narcissistic woman.
    Or i will serve you with shit you're allergic to that will kill you
     
  13. ~ taylor ~

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    Vaccines don't contain antibiotics
     
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  15. Nug

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    Thought I was reading a semi-Onion piece at first.
     
  16. Nug

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    I don't think narcissism is the word you're looking for.
     
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  17. Space

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    Cool death threat. Pretty sure we ban for that right? Again can we just ban all the aussies so I can enjoy threads again without these cruel and tragic shenanigans derailing every single one
     
  18. DirtBall

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    OMG she’s a dumb fucktwat
     
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  19. ~ taylor ~

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    In fairness, my superior genetics mean I'm not allergic to any medications and I never felt threatened.
     
  20. Emma

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    https://www.theonion.com/jets-impressed-by-how-quickly-aaron-rodgers-complaining-1850439569

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    NEW YORK—Complimenting the quarterback for the speed with which he’d acclimated to their team, members of the New York Jets coaching staff told reporters Wednesday they were impressed by how quickly Aaron Rodgers was complaining about the roster. “It’s amazing to watch how Aaron’s mind works, how rapidly he found at least one thing about every single guy on this team that he absolutely loathes,” said Jets head coach Robert Saleh, adding that Rodgers had been proactive about meeting with wide receivers Garrett Wilson, Allen Lazard, and Mecole Hardman individually to offer them personalized criticism about their play. “Aaron has already come to us with detailed gripes about nearly everyone, from the veterans to the rookies, and even the guys he asked us to sign. He’s already giving the offensive line the silent treatment, and he showed up to the defense’s practice to complain about those guys too. To have a veteran QB show from day one how seriously he takes grumbling about his teammates, it’s really inspiring our younger guys to bitch and moan as well. After all the controversy surrounding him coming here, we’re all just glad to see that Aaron is exactly the kind of locker-room cancer we hoped he’d be.” Jets general manager Joe Douglas told reporters that he was also impressed with how quickly Rodgers had demanded that the team’s entire coaching staff be fired.
     
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  21. Bert Handsome

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    Aaron Rodgers 2021: This franchise has a communication problem

    Aaron Rodgers 2023: “Did Brian text me more than I texted him? Yeah, but did I ghost him? No,” Rodgers said. “I texted him back. There was back-and-forths that we had and so this is the story you wanna go with? You’re gonna stand on this hill of austerity and say that arguably in the conversation of the best player in your franchise history, you’re gonna say I couldn’t get a hold of him and that’s why we had to move on?

    “Like, c’mon man. Just tell the truth, you wanted to move on. You didn’t like the fact that we didn’t communicate all the time. Like, listen, I talk to the people that I like.”



     
  22. 40wwttamgib

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  23. Bert Handsome

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    And Rodgers needs to stop hurling superlatives on himself. He has many accolades to speak for themselves but it isn't that cut and dry between he Favre and Starr for him to keep referring to himself as the greatest in franchise history. Favre made it to a second Super Bowl Sunday and Starr led a dynasty unmatched until Brady/Belichek.
     
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  24. Bert Handsome

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    And he doubled down on the cell service
     
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  25. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    I think this is the worst part for me. Seems clear that Rodgers wanted out too and ignoring Gutey's calls was one way to make that happen.
     
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  26. MG2

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    Never trust the recollection of someone who is the hero in all of their stories.
     
  27. Bruce Bowen

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    When my wife asks me if I want to dinner with her Mom: "I got a busy schedule. I’m working out, I got things going on, I got appearances, but I’d like to make it work, too.'”
     
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  29. Bert Handsome

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    “When I’m in, I’m all-in, and you wanna ride with offseason workouts?” Rodgers said. “I won MVP without doing offseason workouts. Like, was my commitment any less then? I’d say not at all. The way that I come back to work, not just physically in good shape but mentally refreshed, is the best thing for me to have the season I wanted to have during those in Green Bay.

    “I think that’s just a cop-out written to try and find something to disparage me about that, honestly, when you know what offseason workouts are really about, it’s completely ridiculous.”

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    “His impact on this team — especially these younger players — is going to be felt for the remainder of all their careers,” defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich said. “It’s not just the talent he has, but the preparation, the process and the fact that … when you acquire a player of his caliber, you never know what it’s going to be like. I’ve been around a lot of superstars in this league that are very standoffish, very isolated, do their own thing. He’s as inclusive as I’ve ever been around.”
     
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    Imagine interviewing a known liar narcissistic and publishing it.
     
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  31. Gunners

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    Fuck Qaron but OTAs are such a lazy fucking topic
     
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  32. Bert Handsome

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    This is another one I like:

    On a recent appearance on the “I Am Athlete” podcast, Adams said the initial offer from Green Bay, which the Packers made before the 2021 season, was less than $20 million annually.

    “They offered him less money than Christian Kirk ($18 million per year) and (Adams) is going, ‘Are you serious right now? I’m the best receiver in the league, and you’re gonna offer me less than Christian Kirk?” Rodgers said. “With all due respect, he’s not on Davante’s level.

    “I’m sure that the team will say that’s just the business of negotiation — it’s like, yeah, but you’re also sending a message to that guy, and a lot of times it can stick with guys and make them a little sour on things. … That goes back to the first offer that they made, and I don’t think (the Packers) had the foresight — obviously didn’t have the foresight
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    So that initial offer was before Adams went out and put up a career year. And seven months before Kirk got $18 million. When Kirk got that money, the Packers were willing to pay much more than that.
     
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  33. DirtBall

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  34. 40wwttamgib

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    Rodgers is sooooooo fucking dumb it’s almost impressive. Only reason I won’t wish for a career ending injury is because it affects our draft pick
     
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  35. BP

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    Hey that's the best Packer of all time you're talking about here.
     
  36. Bert Handsome

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    I maintain that Aaron was a cool dude until the late 20 teens and the the slide into psychopath began and continues today.

    It's different than what happened with Favre. Favre was always a scumbag. He could probably have every bit of heat that Roethlisberger has for his transgressions if anyone spoke up dating back to day one of his career, and he was at the party that ended Chmura's career.
     
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  37. 40wwttamgib

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    Fuck Aaron Rodgers.
     
  38. MG2

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    Maybe he wasn't a total psycho all along, but the stories of him not being a cool dude have been out there a lot longer than the last few years. He's always been an asshole. He was just you guys' asshole for a long time and kept his really stupid shit to himself for a while so that let you feel good about it.
     
  39. hood b. goode

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  40. bro

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    defense will keep them in it for a lot of the season. I am sure they will sign someone better than Wilson, but someone much worse than Rodgers
     
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  41. Bert Handsome

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    Brian Gutekunst called to wish condolences but the cell service wasn't good in the hospital building.
     
  42. wes tegg

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    Maybe Randall Cobb can play QB.
     
  43. Oranjello

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    :chrispaulnoooo:
     
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  44. MG2

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    A little much

     
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  46. Redav

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    He ran 4 plays :laugh:
     
  47. drewru

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    How long before someone blames his injury on getting secretly vaxed?