Active shooter at University of Michigan: Update - Nah, balloons

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  1. DeToxRox

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  3. angus

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    Stop it
     
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  4. Bruce Wayne

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  5. DeToxRox

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  7. dome foam

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    a shooting certainly sounds better than shootings.

    sad this is where my thoughts go.
     
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    I was thinking the same. It's sad that "Oh a bf got mad and shot his gf" would be a relief compared to the alternatives.
     
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    Weird that nothing is confirmed this far out from the original tweets. Hope it is all bullshit.
     
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  11. IHHH

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    .....

    These jokes are not welcomed anymore, my bad
     
  12. SP1

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    Yeah, hoping it was a dickweed calling in a false threat to fuck with the Christchurch vigil
     
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  13. SP1

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    Seriously? Fuck off, loser.
     
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  14. IHHH

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    Calm the fuck down.
     
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    Don't be a piece of shit and you won't get called a loser
     
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  16. IHHH

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    People always joke about kelly killing a kid, but this is off limit? Get the fuck out of here
     
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  17. Arkadin

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    Yes, yes it it.
     
  18. DeToxRox

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    That was grandfathered in from before we collectively became liberal.
     
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  19. IHHH

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    Fair enough
     
  20. Arkadin

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    Random jokes about someone who obviously didn't kill someone are entirely different than manipulating jokes about acts of terror while they may or may not be happening at the moment
     
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  25. DollarBillHokie

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    How is this possible? The police scanner is saying right now that no buildings have been cleared?
     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    "Run Hide Fight" never knew this was the official DHS policy/language for an active shooter situation
     
  27. IHHH

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    Wut?

    Of course it’s different but how is it more shitty?
     
  28. FrankReynolds

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    Well that's hilarious
     
  29. IHHH

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    Anyway, I will drop it.

    Hope nothing bad happened, and of course I don’t think Jim harbaugh shot up the school.
     
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  30. Arkadin

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    If you aren't smart enough to understand the difference in scenarios then I don't really know what to tell you
     
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  31. IHHH

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    Of course that is your answer, I could have write that one up before you even read my question. Knew that was coming, you have nothing to say.
     
  32. NoNatty

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    :pffft:
     
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  33. Arkadin

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    Yes because it's true. If you can't see the difference between "Brian Kelly caused that scissor lift to fall" and making jokes during an active shooter situation then that's on you
     
  34. TrustyPatches

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    Thread peaked at the harbaugh joke
     
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  35. IHHH

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    Jesus dude, nobody ever argued that kelly caused the lift to fall.... whatever, this is going nowhere anyway so I will just drop it
     
  36. Arkadin

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    Wait I thought you were the one bringing up the jokes other people made about kelly? That's what other people said
     
  37. LookslikeUofI

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    I think I have seen that porn
     
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  38. Soup

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    Well thankfully it was just balloons.
     
  39. IHHH

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    Yes I did, but nobody ever joked about kelly causing the lift to collapse. People were critical because the kid that died was told to go up in there even though the conditions were dangerous. Ultimately it was proven that it was not kelly that took that decision but he certainly could have avoided that death by taking a few decisions differently, but that is so hard on a guy.

    My joke was purely and completely fiction, while when people joke about kelly killing a kid it’s way worse because the guy actually had a part in that tragedy even though he did nothing wrong at the time....just a different decision and the kid would still be alive. I bet it haunts kelly from time to time .
     
  40. Corch

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    Michigan overreacted to balloons. Michigan posters here overreacted to a dumb joke.
     
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    I could definitely see Harbaugh popping balloons and screaming fwiw
     
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  42. IHHH

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    It was a good joke, anyone that drinks milk with a steak is suspicious to do anything.
     
  43. tjsblue

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    He did kill a kid? :idk:
     
  44. PSU12

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    Brian Kelly killed a kid
     
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  45. tjsblue

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    Time for a title change
     
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  46. NilesIrish

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    My mind immediately went to UM Dearborn and I thought we may have a misguided copycat. People around here are terrified of Dearborn...for...reasons...
     
  47. NilesIrish

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    My secret Santa sent me a scissor lift safety guide, I can confirm the head of the video department completely fucked up.
     
  48. Lipp

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    How many times are you going to say you’re going to drop it and then continue to post more about your moronic joke?

    You made a bad post. Move on.