Adam Gase to the Jets

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  1. bertwing

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  2. Jack Parkman

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    Now watch him become a good coach that his players love and be ultra successful there

    :facepalm: :tebow:
     
  3. devine

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    Hopefully the jets don’t have a really good running back because gase will not use him!
     
  4. Jack Parkman

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    The amount of star players he pissed off because he just didn’t like them is astronomical
     
  5. Jack Parkman

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  6. TwoPoor

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    Lmao what a godawful hire
     
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    Woof
     
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  8. Jack Parkman

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  10. oldberg

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  12. TwoPoor

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    Gase really turned *checks sheet* Peyton Manning into a player
     
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  13. wtx

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    what star players did miami even have
     
  14. spagett

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    This is like when the Cubs signed Jim Edmonds so he'd stop killing them
     
  15. Jack Parkman

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  17. oldberg

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    kenyan drake whenever he played
     
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  18. Jack Parkman

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    You are right, let’s change the term “Star” to “good players”
     
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  20. devine

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    Drake is really good but he decided to go with the 50 year old gore and some other random dude all the time instead
     
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  24. Taques

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    finalists where gase, mccarthy, and matt fucking rhule

    no wonder the jets are awful
     
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  25. THF

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    This is the smart move. Rather than paying a ton for a proven winner or taking a risk on an up and comer, this move is a low risk, almost guaranteed mediocre coach.

    I have complete faith he will continue the tradition of the Jets being a so so team.

    Bravo. It’s expensive to go to post season games. Especially in NY. Nobody got time for that.
     
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    RIP tradercane - if he wasn't already dead this would do it
     
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  27. Clown Baby

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    He’s going to find such innovative ways to ruin Sam Darnold’s career
     
  28. Muddy Badger

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    Jesus the Patriots are never ever ever not winning that crap ass division
     
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    Your mom
     
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    Good news is they don’t have a really good anything
     
  31. tylerdolphin

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    Look at the Dolphins offensive number this year. Our last 3 games we scored I think like 21 points combined on offense.

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    I imagine literally nobody except Dolphins fans have watched the Dolphins this year, but I can't even begin to describe how bad our offense has been. Its something you have to be forced to watch to fully appreciate.
     
  34. bigpig

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    This is literally the worst of all the possible candidates.

    I would take Bill Parcells' crusty old crotchety ass over Adam fucking Gase
     
  35. Clown Baby

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    The Jets are going to sign LeVeon and then Gase is going to give him 12 touches a game
     
  36. Wu

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    “So “QB whisperer” is the new nfl hiring fad that will blow up in organization’s faces

    Which oddly enough it already blew up in the Phins faces so naturally the Jets look extra foolish
     
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  38. Jack Parkman

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  41. NothingIsOT

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    his bug eyes used to bug the hell out of me when I would watch his stupid press conferences

    glad I get to finally laugh at him
     
  42. Mister Me Too

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    This is an amazing hire, as a Jets fan I’m excited that the Jets have decided to start tanking for Lawrence this far in advance.
     
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    Ypsilanti's got to be proud of their native son continuing to make it in the nfl
     
  44. bigpig

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    The Jets fired a coach for poor performance only to hire a coach who just got fired and whose only redeeming quality before being fired was beating the coach we just fired.
     
  45. Aaron Hernandez

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    It’s probably just the strategy where you spend a few years at the bottom of the league just racking up number 1 draft picks.
     
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    I haven’t paid attention to the Jets but I’m guessing from this move that they didn’t also fire that dumbass Maccagnan when they got rid of Bowles
     
  47. jaygabriel

    jaygabriel What the fuck Salami?!?!
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    This is exactly why I have denounced the Jets. The fact that they retained Mccagnan, only to have him botch the coaching search, is just another example of their ineptitude.
     
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  48. tylerdolphin

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    Its been a long running joke on Dolphins boards that's Gase is mildly on the spectrum. I don't know for sure if that's the case, but his avoidance of eye contact, horrible people skills and being oblivious to optics of certain things make me wonder. His body language in pressers is just weird.

    He seems like a smart guy, but there's no way he should be in a position that so heavily involves being a leader of men.
     
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  49. jaygabriel

    jaygabriel What the fuck Salami?!?!
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    He is going to love the NY media, then.