Adam Gase to the Jets

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  1. CF3234

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  2. TC

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  3. Mister Me Too

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    He looks like he’s tweeking, his eyes are about to pop out of his head, there’s a possibility that he may be run out of town before preseason ends.
     
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  4. Jack Parkman

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    Oh yes

     
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    *unwatch thread*
     
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  6. spagett

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    Can't wait til Munchak gets another go at it next winter
     
  7. Jack Parkman

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  12. bigpig

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    Why are we letting a GM who was lucky not to be fired this year too have near total control over the team?

    Why are the Jets the Jets?
     
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  13. Mister Me Too

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  15. tylerdolphin

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    Yikes.

    Going to be tough replacing two coaches that have improved no player ever.
     
  16. CF3234

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    This press conference is weird as shit. He can’t make eye contact with anything.
     
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  18. Wu

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    Looking like John Torturro with those faces
     
  19. CF3234

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  21. Mister Me Too

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    TIL that Woody Johnson is the less shitty Johnson

     
  22. juice

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    Seriously...wtf is wrong with him?!

    He looks like he’s on some kind of psychedelic. That’s not normal behavior.
     
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  23. CF3234

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    in all seriousness, I would guess he is somewhere on the autism spectrum. lack of eye contact is a pretty common sign.
     
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  24. Mister Me Too

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    The Jets should just hire an actor to play Gase at the press conferences because the NY media is going to destroy this man before the season even starts.
     
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  26. IanC

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    Did his dad tie that tie when he was in highschool and he just keeps it tied on a hanger ever since?
     
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  30. Killy Me Please

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    As a Giants fan. This is better than draft day
     
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  31. dallasdawg

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    :roll: what the fuck is wrong with that guy
     
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    It looked like a ventriloquist operating an Adam Gase puppet
     
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  34. dome foam

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    laughed way too hard at this.
     
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  35. bertwing

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    Shawn Hunter please confirm
     
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  36. Guessing he was extremely tired and someone was like “hey man try this adderall. It’ll wake you up and make you kill it at your presser.” Then Adam Gase took addie for the first time. I took 40 mg once and my eyes were doing the same exact thing.
     
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  38. Joe Louis

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    Looks to me like the trip is just setting in at the end of the clip. The head lean is the giveaway ...
     
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    Looks like a very tired man*, trying to stretch his neck while looking around at the room of reporters with hands in the air.

    *on uppers
     
  40. teel

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    Big interview with Francesa at 4, show some self awareness and this could flip the other way faster than Gritty in Philly
     
  41. DUCKMOUTH

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    Where are the GIFs? So much awkward eyes
     
  42. LeonardWashington

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    how'd it go?
     
  43. LeonardWashington

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  44. Joe Louis

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  45. Jack Parkman

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    I am not familiar with young Manish...how long has he been on bath salts?

     
  46. theriner69er

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    he has tourette's, right? Like a mild form?
     
  47. Doyle McPoyle

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    Gase was on Le Batard today and was actually kinda funny. Now I'm wondering who that lizard person was at the press conference the other day.
     
  48. Killy Me Please

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    He's probably the biggest idiot in NY sports media. Also Jets fans hate him in general. But for some reason he's developed a boner for Darnold and has become completely delusional
     
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