On both cats actually. I lost the bow tie battle a long time ago; there’s enough in the pet drawer for them to wear a different one every month of the year. It was all I could do to keep them off the dogs. Oh yeah he absolutely hates it. Evidently the prior owner lost 7 to the highway next to us though, so the harnesses aren’t going anywhere. Mars loves everyone and everything. I could dress him up in a full-body stormtrooper costume and he wouldn’t care.
Hey diddly diddly the cats and the fiddling the cow jumps over the moon the little dog laughs at Why?Pokes because his owner doesn't give a fuck The end.
Lady Pokes saw some YouTube videos several years ago of a guy who takes his cat hiking/climbing on a leash and was convinced she could train them to do the same. Chloe hates it. George does pretty good and will go on short walks. Mars is a goof and just wants to roll over and play. They’ll never do as well on it as she wants but it keeps them safe outside. We see dead cats on the highway all the time.
No, it’s Mars like the planet, because he’s orange. One of our dogs is named Hoku, which means “star” in Hawaiian, so we decided to do another astronomy-themed name. Also we got Mars when the protest was starting for the new telescope here so it was a way of showing our support for it.
Not worth the risk - just ask the #Iowa Hawkeyes fan in this article. https://www.ketv.com/article/police-man-admits-to-sex-with-cat-before-tossing-it-from-window/7630591
Dude stats at home with his pets and lives in Hawaii while his wife works. I'd say that's pretty great
Some people say I’m a modern day renaissance icon of gender equality. I’m not saying I say that, but people do.
Oooo, you’d just love that wouldn’t you Benedict Arnold? Already three steps ahead of you pal: sent her to work with a thermos of French Press and a smoothie w/ fresh apple bananas from the yard; and now I’m defrosting some chicken and trying to decide between a turmeric marinade to pair w steamed broccoli and a cucumber tomato salad, or going the shredded route to do some mango salsa nachos w fresh guac.
My cat has a harness and leash too but I am totally not emasculated and have a huge penis and beat my wife.
Council Bluffs is closer to Lincoln than it is Iowa City and it’s practically Omaha anyway so odds are this guy is more likely a Nebraska fan.
As a matter of fact, we currently have an open position. A couple questions: 1) Do you work well with cats; 2) Are you comfortable trapping wild beasts; and, 3) Which school of blowjob technique do you follow?
1) sure, no allergies 2) bertwing always likes to play rough, so plenty of experience there 3) your mom’s
Bruno is. The black cat is from the mean streets of Winston-Salem, NC. We found him scavenging for scraps in a garbage alley @ 3-4 weeks old.
No Otis sightings since we started dealing directly with the landlords. Think they probably threatened to boot him if he didn’t get his shit under control. Pretty sure we made an enemy for life, and it feels vaguely like we tattled on him to his mommy.
All the more reason the upcoming blowjob needs to be delivered with the proper balance of care and aggression.