Well I'll be damned. So that's how kylebuck does it Trout tickling Trout tickling is the art of rubbing the underbelly of a trout using fingers.[12] If done properly, the trout will go into a trance-like state after a minute or so, and can then easily be thrown onto the nearest bit of dry land.[13]
The cats are spoiled more than I am. In addition to the closet full of bow ties we get a subscription box of toys that I keep begging her to cancel. If I can’t stop it we’re going to be drowning in fake mice and feathers. Last box had a pack of breakaway collars with bells on them, which are just fantastic at 3am when they start chasing each other.
Who here is fucking with the date box? Spoiler https://www.the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/anybody-else-fvckin-with-that-datebox.177005/
Update: We might have acquired a wild pig. I’m out of town and got a frantic text last night that there’s a loose boar in the driveway and the dogs are chasing it. Neighbor sent us a video of it crashing through the mesquite saplings and suggesting that maybe it tore up the lawn (no chance buddy, already had my hog expert conduct a forensic exam of the carnage). Looked more like a tiny sow than a boar. I give it a 50-50 shot that there’s a piglet in a harness on our patio when I get home.
Mostly open grassland around us but there’s a stream close by with some overgrowth along the banks, and then a forest 2-1/2 to 3 miles away between us and town. Also lots of farmers. Lil fella either went on an adventure or sprung himself loose from a pen.
I was wondering if the water rose and forced them to migrate elsewhere for time being. Does the Forest 2.5 miles away get impacted by flooding?
We’re really arid but any square centimeter of the island can see a flash flood at a moment’s notice. As far as I know, it was more or less dry over the last ~5 days I was gone. There’s wild boar everywhere, and while they normally stick to the brush like your intuition, they occasionally venture out to explore; it helps that they have no natural predators. I’d really like to buy a bow and flush them with the doggos. Lady Pokes won’t go for it after she saw a lead chaser with its guts hanging out the other day, so a gun might be more realistic. Either way would love a freezer full of pork to munch on year-round.
Hey now, I may have no masculine roles left to me at this point, but I still have enough Wyoming left in me to tell the difference between a dog’s paw prints and a pair of tusks tilling the earth for grubs. Plus I had my hog expert confirm my analysis.
I don’t need advice as much as I need a sexy lever-action and approval to pull the trigger. Or a pig harness.
I bought a flood light and put in my yard facing area they kept fucking up. Might just be a coincidence but they haven't touched my yard since except one night I forgot to turn it on
This entire thread has been urging you to take sexy action for 11 pages now and you refuse to blow any person, dog, cat or now hog.