Advice on dealing with asshole neighbor

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  1. DUCKMOUTH

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    It’s like they are baiting me
     
  2. Boo MFer!

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    Dip spit not necessary.
     
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  3. bertwing

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    I sincerely hope all your speakers blow so you can’t listen to your shit ass music anymore without your ears bleeding

    Fuck you
     
  4. Joe_Pesci

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    :meh:
     
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  5. Tiffin

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    Maybe dont act like a piece of shit. Big leap, I know.
     
  6. Joe_Pesci

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    :meh:
     
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  7. bertwing

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    Joe you’re still being shitty

    You know when you get mad about dump or dbl shit posting because of their ridiculous stances on certain topics? You’re doing that. Look in the mirror, suck your own dick, and do better
     
  8. Joe_Pesci

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    nah i'm good
     
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  9. racer

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    You need to suck Joe_Pesci ’s dick or he’ll never really learn.
     
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  10. Bo Pelinis

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    I think you should poison the doctor while the dog is inside and then the doctor will die and the dog will get hungry and eat the doctor and then also be poisoned. Poof. Problem solved.
     
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  11. bertwing

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    You can’t really suck on things that small
     
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  12. Bo Pelinis

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    That's not what your mother said. Wait.
     
  13. Tobias

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    honest question....why do you think poisoning a dog is a reasonable or acceptable response?
     
  14. Fudd

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    This once racist, conservative shitpit of a message board is now a bastion of progressivism and bertwing is now a card carrying member of PETA.

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  15. Joe_Pesci

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    I'm talking as a last resort. The owner clearly doesn't give a shit about the dog or his neighbors if he's just letting it run around and fuck op's shit up repeatedly. Having the dog taken away and put in a shelter to probably rot for the rest of its life seems more cruel.
     
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  16. Tobias

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    so just kill it instead? that's ridiculous
     
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  17. Boo MFer!

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    Blowing the neighbor seems like a much better option than killing the dog. :twocents:
     
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  18. Joe_Pesci

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    what would you do with any other pest?
     
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  19. racer

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    Mary one blow one kill one, go.
     
  20. DUCKMOUTH

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    I mean the only reason to kill the dog is if it is a physical threat to you or your pets. If it’s no harm there 1000% better options
     
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  21. TheFreak55

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    thats one odd spin job
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  22. Joe_Pesci

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    You guys are getting all up in your feelings because you think I'm talking about your dog but I'm not :twocents:
     
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  23. Tobias

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    probably call animal control and let them handle it appropriately.

    also its laughably dumb to compare a dog that is non-aggressive to a wild animal that is actually dangerous.
     
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  24. Tiffin

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    No, you're just stupid as fuck.
     
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  25. DUCKMOUTH

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    I don’t have a dog... Seems senseless to kill one that is of no physical harm to anyone though.
     
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  26. Joe_Pesci

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    ^^ totally not all up in his feelings
     
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  27. Tobias

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    no we're all saying its fucked up and stupid to poison a fucking dog for just digging up a yard because of a shitty owner

    you sound ridiculous
     
  28. TheFreak55

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    this doubling down is worse than my doubling down and texting Auburn friends we were still going to win Saturday well into the 3rd quarter
     
  29. $P1

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  30. Joe_Pesci

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    i ignored this thread a few days ago and bertwing dragged me back in. and now people keep quoting me. so maybe they can take a few off as well.
     
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  31. Tobias

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    the dbl defense always works
     
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  32. Bo Pelinis

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    JOE WHY DO YOU WANT TO MURDER EVERY DOG
     
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  34. blotter

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    Dogs are receptive to humans and trainable, most pests are not. People are generally more attached and less willing to kill them because of the bond formed from them throwing their evolutionary lot in with us. Hope this helps someone
     
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  35. dallasdawg

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  36. bertwing

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    Oh so it’s my fault for quoting one of your shitty posts you made like two days ago and not yours for being shitty
     
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  37. Joe_Pesci

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    you got your little crusade on. i hope the endorphin rush was nice. have a nice day.
     
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  38. blind dog

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    only if the poison is strong it might die quickly, can’t take the risk of being humane. He should burn it alive, should have had a different owner stupid dog
     
  39. bertwing

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    I finally realized what you were referencing here
     
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  40. Randy Bobandi

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    If your solution involves you going to jail if caught. Stop, think it over, and find a new solution.

    Also, don’t poison pests it kills cool shit up the food chain.
     
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  41. Tobias

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    i thought “don’t torture a dog to death” would be one of those stances that would get 100% approval rating on tmb but i guess not
     
  42. (Z)

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    This is just legitimately stupid.

    A dog in a shelter doesn’t rot away for the rest of its life. It generally has a short window for adoption, and then it’s euthanized (humanely).

    Poisoning it into an agonizing death as being any real option is asinine.
     
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  43. Boo MFer!

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    I would like to go on record to say that I am firmly AGAINST torturing a dog to death.
     
  44. Voodoo

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    Don’t like the turn this thread has taken.
     
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  45. cutig

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    I was gonna say. No one should poison any pests because that's how an entire food chain gets fucked up. I imagine it's not entirely legal either
     
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  46. bertwing

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    It’s important to remember that Joe still watches wrestling seriously as an “adult”

    He’s not mentally well
     
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  47. Fudd

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    Love ya hun
     
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  48. Why?Pokes

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    I’m not poisoning a dog. Not only do I not want to, but also I checked all my dusty cupboards and didn’t find any bottles that look like

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  50. Joe_Pesci

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    then take the dog away, i'm fine with that. it's not like i want it to die.
     
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