Advice on dealing with asshole neighbor

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  1. blind dog

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    then we probably shouldn’t poison it :twocents:
     
  2. Joe_Pesci

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    keen observation, blind dog
     
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  3. ramszoolander

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    looking out for his own, no doubt
     
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  4. Schadenfred

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    I don't have a problem with poisoning the dog... just not in the way that Adolf Pesci is advising. No, the better option is to poison the dog's mind. Maybe fill its head with the tenets of cultural Marxism.
     
  5. Homo Erectus

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    I'm not on team poisoning the dog unless it starts wearing a Maga hat.
     
  6. Whammy

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    Kill the dog, blow the neighbhor, let him fuck your wife....how is this hard
     
  7. (Z)

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    You said poisoning an animal was a better option than taking it to a shelter.

    You just need to own that stupidity and move on. It’s indefensible.
     
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  8. Joe_Pesci

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    nah i'm good
     
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  9. HoosDaMan

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    I can almost hear Keith Morrison’s voice as he narrates the intro to this episode of Dateline.
     
  10. VaxRule

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    After reading this post, the better question is “how is this not hard?”
     
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  11. Petito

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  12. Aaron Hernandez

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    It’s irresponsible to state it as fact so I won’t do that, but if Sterling did in fact poison that girl it would be interesting to hear which substance he used.
     
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  13. TC

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    Fuck - Marry - Poison. Go
     
  14. Boo MFer!

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  15. Detlef Schrempf

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    I don’t want to talk about killing dogs any more, what I want to know is did the neighbor say sorry when you were playing the skin flute?
     
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  16. racer

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    If all else fails, hire a hitblower.
     
  17. bigred77

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    bertwing
     
  18. bertwing

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    Hi yes my services are available for a small fee
     
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  19. jrmy

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    Have you tried adding the dog to your ignored users list
     
  20. racer

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    People will just keep quoting the dog and tagging him.
     
  21. Druce

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    Has dblplay1212 made a case for the chow chow ITT yet?
     
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  22. racer

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    I don’t think the blowing is working. It’s officially ass eating szn in Hawaii
     
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  23. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    if you ask DUCKMOUTH its always ass eating szn......aimirite Tobias
     
  24. Boo MFer!

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    Cut the shit, Why?Pokes. Has this guy fired off some yogurt down your gullet yet or what?
     
  25. Why?Pokes

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    He took his girls to Maui this week. Didn’t board the dog, but put it inside and has a neighbor letting it out and feeding it. Worked out pretty well actually—we have some time to calm down and the neighbor actually watches it. So far, no more incidents with the yard.

    We’ll see what happens when he gets back. I know the landlord talked to him so maybe that’ll work. If not, we’re turning Otis in to animal control whenever we can and he’ll start racking up citations.
     
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  26. dallasdawg

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    next time i swear!!
     
  27. Boo MFer!

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    So help me God, if that dog causes thousands more in damage to my property, I won’t be so kind!
     
  28. Marty Kaan

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    This is an ideal time for that dog to “runaway”
     
  29. Bo Pelinis

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    Why?Pokes what you should do is suck the dog’s dick to assert dominance.
     
  30. racer

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    Welcome to page 1, Bo!
     
  31. Bo Pelinis

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    We’re on page 9 racer surprised you didn’t notice that!
     
  32. VaxRule

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    We've already covered this.
     
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  33. racer

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    Post #21

     
  34. Boo MFer!

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    Lol the first time someone suggested this Why?Pokes was sucking off a dinosaur.
     
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  35. Bo Pelinis

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    It needs reiterated
     
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  36. racer

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    Have you tried finding an actual chow chow to threaten to eat Otis’s face when he tries his shit?
     
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  37. 941Gator

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    Missed this thread.... The op wakes up and goes to yoga everyday and then gets drunk at brunch in Hawaii. Can’t believe anyone gave him serious responses. He can make time for a loose dog on his busy calendar.
     
  38. VaxRule

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    I think you’re underestimating the amount of time involved in crafting cat-sized sailor suits.
     
  39. racer

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    Sounds like you need to be blown back into line.
     
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  40. Bo Pelinis

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    Now I’m envisioning Why?Pokes sittint at home with his cats humming to himself whilst sewing the cat outfits like an old lonely cat lady.
     
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  41. LetItSoak

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    Why?Pokes how did you pull off this sweet stay at home husband gig?
     
  42. El Tiburon

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    Not to mention the time invested in perfecting his fellatio technique.
     
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  43. Bo Pelinis

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    In the movie he’d be played by this guy

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  44. 941Gator

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    WhyPokes can do it, lord knows he’s got the time!
     
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  45. TimJimothy

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    is that tom cruise?
     
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  46. Why?Pokes

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    The dream is dead. I passed the bar last week.:tebow:

    Found a doctor willing to put up with my dumb ass and she only applied to jobs in states that didn’t give comity to my law license. Then she bought a house and adopted a bunch of animals, so I’m up to my neck in yard duty, homemaking, and poop patrol.
     
  47. GeneralPaton

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    And blow jobs
     
  48. Boo MFer!

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    Lol look at this idiot. He can’t even spell COMEDY.
     
  49. Why?Pokes

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    The new cat harnesses came in the mail yesterday and they’re way more functional. Also a bitch to put on, George Washington scratched the shit out of my stomach trying to wrestle him into it even though he was begging to be let outside. Sad to see the sailor outfits go but these ones give off a kinda life-vest vibe so the nautical theme isn’t totally dead.

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  50. TC

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    This mf put a bowtie on the cat