I don't have a problem with poisoning the dog... just not in the way that Adolf Pesci is advising. No, the better option is to poison the dog's mind. Maybe fill its head with the tenets of cultural Marxism.
You said poisoning an animal was a better option than taking it to a shelter. You just need to own that stupidity and move on. It’s indefensible.
It’s irresponsible to state it as fact so I won’t do that, but if Sterling did in fact poison that girl it would be interesting to hear which substance he used.
I don’t want to talk about killing dogs any more, what I want to know is did the neighbor say sorry when you were playing the skin flute?
He took his girls to Maui this week. Didn’t board the dog, but put it inside and has a neighbor letting it out and feeding it. Worked out pretty well actually—we have some time to calm down and the neighbor actually watches it. So far, no more incidents with the yard. We’ll see what happens when he gets back. I know the landlord talked to him so maybe that’ll work. If not, we’re turning Otis in to animal control whenever we can and he’ll start racking up citations.
Missed this thread.... The op wakes up and goes to yoga everyday and then gets drunk at brunch in Hawaii. Can’t believe anyone gave him serious responses. He can make time for a loose dog on his busy calendar.
Now I’m envisioning Why?Pokes sittint at home with his cats humming to himself whilst sewing the cat outfits like an old lonely cat lady.
The dream is dead. I passed the bar last week. Found a doctor willing to put up with my dumb ass and she only applied to jobs in states that didn’t give comity to my law license. Then she bought a house and adopted a bunch of animals, so I’m up to my neck in yard duty, homemaking, and poop patrol.
The new cat harnesses came in the mail yesterday and they’re way more functional. Also a bitch to put on, George Washington scratched the shit out of my stomach trying to wrestle him into it even though he was begging to be let outside. Sad to see the sailor outfits go but these ones give off a kinda life-vest vibe so the nautical theme isn’t totally dead.