AEW / WWE thread - Real Fighting about Fake Fighting

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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    Ok, hear me out….I have an idea.

     
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  2. Nostradumass

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    I'm glad he agreed to rehab.
     
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  3. UncleJesse

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    He doesn't really have a choice at this point if he ever wants a steady check again.
     
  4. Nostradumass

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    Counterpoint: He could have refused, gotten fired, maybe rested up for a few months to heal, then found his way in GCW or CYN by September or so. Jeff Hardy will always have someone lining up to pay him to jump off high things.
     
  5. DeToxRox

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    are we sure he’s even going to be allowed to leave the state?
     
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  6. zeberdee

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    I mean, he didn't go yet. he just said he's open to it. unfortunately, there's still plenty of time for this to continue down a bad path.
     
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  7. UncleJesse

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    GCW or CYN probably cannot afford him. If he wants massive money, it's AEW or WWE and the bridge is burned with WWE.
     
  8. Tiffin

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    Whats Jeff Hardy doing in the Impact Zone??!?
     
  9. UncleJesse

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    If a Jeff Hardy appears in the Impact Zone and nobody is there to see it, did it really happen?
     
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  10. Baron

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    So who's gonna be in the ladder match tomorrow now?
     
  11. DeToxRox

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    I wouldn’t be shocked if Christian volunteered to team up with Matt and he costs JE the titles to complete the heel turn.
     
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  12. Nostradumass

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    I would just go a Jurassic Express vs Young Bucks. You didn't need the Hardys anyway. This is all building to a Bucks vs FTR thing so there's not much adjustment needed to the plan.
     
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  13. Gustavo Fring

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    Ooooh I like that.
     
  14. DetroitNole

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    Weak just suspending him and making him go to rehab. When wwe tried to do that to him they were a terrible company. He should be fired. He's 44, he's not a young kid anymore making stupid mistakes. That TNA match was 11 years ago. This has been a long running issue. He clearly doesn't want help (see his comments when wwe tried to send him to rehab and his long history of issues). People who don't want help won't get it. He's going to coast through another rehab only to save his job and we'll see another story about him in the future.
     
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  15. UncleJesse

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    Remember when it used to be Matt everybody was worried about?
     
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  16. prerecordedlive

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    I, for one, don’t need to see Jeff throw his disheveled corpse off of ladders at this stage of his career. Seeing a lot of people acknowledge his demons without mentioning the number of times the guy has taken massive bumps that could only be treated with painkillers in the American medical system.
     
  17. DetroitNole

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    He was drinking and driving, not on painkillers (well maybe he was on that too)

    And that furthers my point he should be fired, for his own good as well as the other reasons already stated. Suspending him and then letting him come back and wrestle again is not only stupid, but it's reckless for a guy of his age and will almost certainly undue anything he got from a rehab he didn't want to do
     
  18. prerecordedlive

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    My point was he has abused whatever he could get his hands on because people have enabled him to put his body through unfathomable wear and tear for decades. It’s not a surprise to see him spiraling as long as he’s booked solely as the big spot guy.
     
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  19. DeToxRox

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  20. Cornfed Buffalo

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    They announced that this is the plan
     
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  21. DetroitNole

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    Just didn't give a shit about his license being suspended from his multiple other owi...

     
  22. Illinihockey

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    .294 at 9 in the morning is impressive
     
  23. Shawn Hunter

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    Tanahashi and Moxley are supposed to confront each other Wednesday. Going to be kind of a loaded Dynamite.

    Jurassic Express vs. Bucks in a ladder match
    Jericho vs. Ortiz hair vs hair
    Britt Baker vs. Toni Storm
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    Wardlow vs. 20 security guards lol
     
  24. Hank Scorpio

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    My wrestler friend posted a video of Jeff singing terribly with his/a band from what I assume was the night before in her insta stories.
     
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  25. Lando Donovan

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    Those fucking grapes.
     
  26. jrmy

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    .294 is an elite batting average these days
     
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  27. Shawn Hunter

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  28. Nostradumass

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    Tanahashi, Naito, Okada, Ibushi were/are the four I was most excited to see.
     
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  29. Baron

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  30. Shawn Hunter

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    I doubt NJPW is going to let Ibushi compete in this
     
  31. Nostradumass

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    I know and it sucks
     
  32. Baron

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    Yes please.
     
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  33. DeToxRox

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  34. Shiggityshwo

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  35. Tiffin

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    Shocked it was Laurinaitis
     
  36. Bankz

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    Given how wild the "rasslin" business was I bet the list of NDAs is massive.
     
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  37. DetroitNole

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    Laurinaitis is the one that Cornette always says recruited women's roster members by looking at modeling magazines or something like that, right?

    Who would have thought something like this
     
  38. The Great Pumpkin

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    Its has to be in the hundreds if they go all the way back.
     
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  39. The Great Pumpkin

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    Correct. Now married to the Bella Twins' mom.
     
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  40. Gustavo Fring

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    Nick Khan's about to be running all of WWE at this rate.
     
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  41. Bankz

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    I bet Steph got wind of this shit coming out and that's the reason for her stepping away for a bit.

    I can't imagine the embarrassment and anger she probably has for her father.

    I'm sure she wasn't looking forward to being the CBO and having to face all these questions.
     
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  42. Bankz

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    Going one step further it wouldn't surprise me if Shane knew about a ton of this stuff long ago and left. Shane has also come off a big time family man. He probably grew up and witnesses what a piece of shit his dad was and decided to be the opposite.

    That's probably the most optimistic take on this. A tell all book would shatter records if it would ever come out about the McMahon family.
     
  43. Hank Scorpio

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    Who knows where the most bodies are buried?
     
  44. The Great Pumpkin

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    Patterson but he is dead.

    Probably Prichard and Johnny Ace after him. Coincidentally, they have both been brought back in the fold in recent years and kept close to Vince.
     
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  45. jrmy

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    Idk some of those stories that have come out lately make it sound like she got pushed out by some of Khan’s people because she sucked at her job
     
  46. Shawn Hunter

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  47. Shawn Hunter

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    Can't wait to hear Max Caster's next rap
     
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  48. Shawn Hunter

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