age check

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dtx, Jun 1, 2021.

?

pick one

  1. 20-29

    5.8%
  2. 30-35

    42.4%
  3. 35-40

    29.4%
  4. 40-45

    14.0%
  5. 45-50

    6.0%
  6. 50+ (old as fuck)

    2.5%
  1. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta My posting power is over 9000.
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina Panthers

    Managed to check into the lowest age bracket once again :cool:

    Just hit 29 two weeks ago :feelsbadman:
     
    IV, zachary, VASooner and 4 others like this.
  2. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
    Donor
    Texas RangersDallas Stars

    my company tries to get me to use teams so i use shitty skype just to spite them
     
  3. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    We have one of the youngest rosters at UofSC. Cycling out!
     
    Hatfield likes this.
  4. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
    Donor TMB OG
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesLos Angeles ChargersAvengersSneakers

    It hurts
    I believe he started on this board when he was 14. Need @righty to confirm
     
  5. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrillPoker

    As if my day couldn’t get any worse!
     
    pearl, Dump, spagett and 3 others like this.
  6. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrillPoker

    And yet our average age for the slaw fanbase is still like 69 years old thanks to geezers THF blind dog hogfan Prospector and Arkie Proud
     
    pearl, ARCO, Dump and 8 others like this.
  7. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast Doing some beachy things.
    Donor
    Chicago White SoxChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksKansas State WildcatsMontreal Impact

    Turning 37 this weekend.
     
    pearl, Dump, Bruce Bowen and 4 others like this.
  8. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideSan Diego Padres

     
    dtx likes this.
  9. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    I’m a slacker does that count?
     
  10. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksHouston AstrosSt. Louis CardinalsDallas CowboysNew England Patriots

    Yeah well I might be old and fat but I can still bang girls half my age. I might need an hour in between rounds now but I’m still rocking :awesomeface::tebow:
     
  11. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
    Donor
    California Golden Bears

    My grandfather was a rabid Wien Rapid fan
     
    pearl, Dump, TC and 1 other person like this.
  12. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
    Donor TMB OG

    David Price turns 36 in August and I turn 35 the same day. Almost halfway to 70
     
    pearl, i am a bammer, Dump and 3 others like this.
  13. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Ol' goopy eye, they called him
    Donor
    Virginia CavaliersMiami MarlinsMiami Dolphins

    40
    *mostly feel like I'm 22
    *act like I'm 22 (drinking, over working/playing)
    *then feels like 83
    Fml
     
    pearl, ARCO, One Two and 4 others like this.
  14. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Tuck Comin
    Donor
    Michigan State SpartansDetroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsDetroit Tigers

    Coke is like 16
     
  15. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's dad
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesPortland Trail BlazersCleveland BrownsOregon State Beavers alt

    DeToxRox is 15, that’s why he brags about not having kids

    because he’s still a virgin Hahaha lmbo
     
    pearl, ARCO, steamengine and 3 others like this.
  16. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    Fixed

    :awesomeface:
     
  17. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
    Donor
    Portland Trail BlazersGreen Bay Packers

    Turned 35 back in April
     
  18. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
    Donor
    Texas RangersDallas Stars

    lol at Butthead voting old

    like anyone over the age of 16 would like ghost
     
    pearl, ARCO, One Two and 7 others like this.
  19. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville Predators2pac

    33 and probably one of the best years of my life tbh
     
    BrickTamland, pearl, One Two and 6 others like this.
  20. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Montani Semper Liberi
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersAtlanta BravesArsenal

    Turn 32 on the 9th. #blessed
     
    pearl, Daniel Ocean, Dump and 2 others like this.
  21. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Art like that is timeless

    Just ask pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ
     
  22. Virgil Caine

    Virgil Caine Well-Known Member
    Atlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsMississippi Rebels

    I’m the age where you start to google men’s multivitamins and now your Facebook ads are nothing but ED pills.

    I’m 33
     
    pearl, One Two, bertwing and 5 others like this.
  23. DayDomination

    DayDomination Down to clown at Truffoni's
    Donor
    Ohio State Buckeyes

    I'm 37 or 38 and I feel great

    Except when I somehow pee on myself

    Win some, lose some

    What a time to be alive!
     
    pearl, Daniel Ocean, Dump and 2 others like this.
  24. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    Age is nothing but a number. Physically I feel as good as I’ve ever felt. Luckily I’ve lived a pretty good and healthy lifestyle. I’ve cut down drinking a lot never really been a smoker or drugs. Work out 5-6 times a week still. I understand my body will begin to breakdown one day but today’s not that day. Sometimes I fear it will be my mind that goes before the body.
     
  25. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida Gators

    I Google men's multivitamins, too, and by that I mean vitamin C(ialis).
     
  26. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

    [​IMG]
     
  27. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    Pretty much the same except I think I’m a couple years younger than you
     
    Daniel Ocean likes this.
  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    Probably I just had my kids too young so it might seem like I’m older. Especially now that everyone knows I have one grandchild and about to have another.
     
  29. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    I’m 41
     
    pearl, One Two, Dump and 2 others like this.
  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    Yeah I’m older lol
     
    pearl and Simon Templar like this.
  31. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
    Donor
    Texas RangersDallas Stars

    you’re both old if it makes you feel any better
     
    pearl, chasenwilliam, One Two and 5 others like this.
  32. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    I take a midday nap. You think I don’t know that already?
     
    pearl, BellottiBold, Dump and 2 others like this.
  33. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    I’m distinguished.
     
    BellottiBold and dtx like this.
  34. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
    Donor
    Clemson TigersGolden State WarriorsPGA

    I turn 30 next month so I just checked that box. I joined Rivals in 2007 at 16/17 years old. Anyone younger than 27 or 28 must have found this board post rivals/tmb split which the thought of it still amuses me.
     
    pearl, chasenwilliam, Dump and 2 others like this.
  35. zachary

    zachary <3
    Donor
    UTSA Roadrunners

    29 checking in. not looking forward to turning 30 next may :(
     
    pearl, mc415, Hatfield and 1 other person like this.
  36. DayDomination

    DayDomination Down to clown at Truffoni's
    Donor
    Ohio State Buckeyes


    Buck the fuck up, nugget

    Listen to some Cake and enjoy your fucking life
     
    infected donkey likes this.
  37. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Upstanding Citizen
    Donor

    Turn 40 in a week..sob
     
  38. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

  39. Dump

    Dump The Forever Chaos Agent of TMB
    Donor
    Texas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersDetroit LionsDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    you’ve come along way from being a 17 yr old with a bra on your head
     
    Lipp, zachary, BuckeyeRiot and 5 others like this.
  40. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Upstanding Citizen
    Donor

    He's graduated to wearing women's panties. We're very proud of his progress
     
  41. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Upstanding Citizen
    Donor

    Still having a fbook makes you sound older. My friends parents are the only ones who have/use accounts
     
    and mc415 like this.
  42. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    Pics?
     
    Dump, Goose and Homo Erectus like this.
  43. mb711

    mb711 West Coast Barner
    Donor
    Auburn TigersOakland A'sGolden State WarriorsSan Francisco 49'ersSan Jose Sharks

    You’re over 30, you’re old too...just accept it
     
    Dump, Daniel Ocean and mc415 like this.
  44. Born Again Lefty

    Born Again Lefty Respect The Pouch
    Donor TMB OG
    Miami Hurricanes

    Turned 29 in March.

    In preparation of turning 30 and having to decide whether I get super into WWII history or smoking meats, I recently chose smoking meats. No questions at this time.
     
    Bo Pelinis, Lipp, letan and 8 others like this.
  45. Constant

    Constant Meh
    Donor
    Detroit PistonsMichigan WolverinesDetroit Red WingsDetroit Lions

    WWII will be there waiting when you're ready.
     
    Lipp, The Blackfish, Dump and 8 others like this.
  46. rcragg82

    rcragg82 Well-Known Member
    Donor

    I'd also like to see the age and how that corresponds with how long you've been active on this site.

    As mentioned, the rise of sports message board popularity peaked circa 2005ish with Scout and Rivals. It was before twitter and you learned more than your local news about your programs. Most of us have been on here for 10+ years when we were in our 20s. Similar to the above stat, I'd like to see new member signup trends over the years.

    A decade from now, we'll all be in our late 40s talking about how good those realignment threads were 20 years prior.
     
    Dump and TC like this.
  47. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Some type of subscription box that combines history stuff with smoking meats would probably be a huge hit. The venn diagram of men over a certain age into both has to be close to a perfect circle.
     
    Born Again Lefty likes this.
  48. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh PenguinsNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Just need to party with the expats. Give us something to work with
     
    dtx likes this.
  49. fattmante

    fattmante Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Gotta at least be in grad school by now
     
    Daniel Ocean likes this.