age check

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dtx, Jun 1, 2021.

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pick one

  1. 20-29

    5.8%
  2. 30-35

    42.4%
  3. 35-40

    29.4%
  4. 40-45

    14.0%
  5. 45-50

    6.0%
  6. 50+ (old as fuck)

    2.5%
  1. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsIndianapolis ColtsSt. Louis Blues

    Bitches wont leave me alone
     
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  2. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsIndianapolis ColtsSt. Louis Blues

    Happy birthday
     
  3. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
    Alabama Crimson TideMetal

    Been through two wives, five dogs, lived in 5 cities since joining this here site (will be 41 in August).
     
  4. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Have you ever knowingly bought a haunted item?
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    “When it comes to shitting your pants, age is just a number.” - Hoss Bonaventure
     
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  5. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
    Donor

     
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  6. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsHouston RocketsDallas CowboysSneakers

    Shit my pants more in my younger years. Take that millenials!
     
  7. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Did that once and my ear bled a bit. It did feel great to qtip the dried blood out later though.
     
  8. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Have you ever knowingly bought a haunted item?
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    :donotwant:
     
  9. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesManchester CityBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamPoker

    Y'all be careful with those Q-tips. I know a guy who made himself deaf on one ear by "cleaning" too deep when he was younger.
     
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  10. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Have you ever knowingly bought a haunted item?
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Guys, stop.
     
  11. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia FlyersArsenalPhiladelphia UnionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    I'm going to need some q-tip alternatives because I'm sure as shit not just letting the wax build up in there.
     
  12. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida Gators

    I know a guy who used a Q-tip once and it caused his head to explode.
     
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  13. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
    Donor
    Texas RangersDallas Stars

    I ruptured my eardrum a few years ago with a q tip Boo MFer!
     
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  14. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Have you ever knowingly bought a haunted item?
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Fuck. Guys, seriously, stop.

    What were the signs you ruptured it? And how long did it take to heal?
     
  15. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Have you ever knowingly bought a haunted item?
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    My tip made your mom’s head explode, if you know what I’m saying.
     
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  16. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
    Donor
    Texas RangersDallas Stars

    drainage, pain like you described, ringing in my ear over time, and then a bit of vertigo

    a few months
     
  17. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Have you ever knowingly bought a haunted item?
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Wonderful.
     
  18. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
    Donor
    Utah UtesArkansas Razorbacks

    OK Boomer!
     
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  19. Nandor the Relentless

    Donor
    Kentucky WildcatsBoston CelticsNew England PatriotsUniversity of LynchburgAEWSeattle Kraken

    I almost had my ear drum burst one time from a bad ear infection. I have never been in so much pain before in my life up until that point. It has only been topped once since.
     
  20. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    I thought I had ruptured my ear drum with a qtip a couple years ago. Turns out I had an infection that destroyed part of my cochlear nerve so now I have non stop tinnitus, and partial hearing loss.
     
  21. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
    Donor
    Texas RangersDallas Stars

  22. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Have you ever knowingly bought a haunted item?
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    I really don’t appreciate this, guys.
     
  23. Fat Drunk & Stupid

    Fat Drunk & Stupid Barning Hard
    Donor
    Auburn TigersSeattle MarinersHouston RocketsManchester City

    As a board certified Otolaryngologist, I feel VERY confident saying it's doubtful your ear drum will fully heal at your advanced age.
     
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  24. Gaknight

    Gaknight Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta United

    This little known website called Amazon.com sells everything including ear wax removal tools
     
  25. BellottiBold

    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    I like the thing I've seen ads for on IG that looks like a motorized sheet rock anchor thing. Yes plz drill my ear baby
     
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  26. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    Boo MFer! get this and post pics of your fucked up ear
     
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  27. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    I stuck a Q tip in too far once and I turned gay
     
  28. Emma

    Emma Words
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    If yall want some good alternatives to using q-tips, check out the subreddit /r/sounding

    They offer some good advice on that kinda stuff.
     
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  29. Eric The Viking

    Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing
    Donor TMB OG

    More like Blew My MF’ing Ear Up
     
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  30. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
    Donor
    California Golden Bears

    Hydrogen peroxide drops, let sit in ear for 30 minutes, irrigate with warm water from a chemistry squirt bottle
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakers

    told you to quit calling my dick that
     
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  32. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTampa Bay Lightning

    Hey me too, 5/1/86 at 9:36pm so you probably got me beat.

    Anyway, I found this thread as I thought about starting a new one for old man problems but this place looks like it will work...

    I'm FOR SURE getting age induced lactose intolerance. Is there a daily pill I can take so I don't have to remember to carry them with me and have to take them before eating any dairy?
     
  33. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan
    Donor

    I had to endure a root canal yesterday.
     
  34. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Have you ever knowingly bought a haunted item?
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Must have slept “funny” last night. Neck is really hurting and it’s tough to turn my head to my left. :old: :donotwant:
     
  35. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
    Donor

    Man I hate this shit. Having to turn your entire upper body to look to the left or the right and looking like a clown while doing it
     
  36. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Have you ever knowingly bought a haunted item?
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    I woke up in the middle of the night and felt it coming on, so I tried adjusting my pillows to prevent it from being bad in the morning. Didn’t work.
     
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  37. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
    Donor

    I've felt the nerve pinch before while I was awake from some weird movement I've done. It doesn't really hurt that much at the time but dread sinks in as I think "fuck this is going to suck for the next 24-48 hours"
     
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