Alabama, Best Of The 49 States!

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Sep 13, 2017.

  1. HotMic

    HotMic Mr. So-and-So
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  2. Gaknight

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    We also have a Hawaiian QB. I haven't decided I want him deported or not yet.
     
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  3. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    I would love to see some of the reply's
     
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  4. Tiffin

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    It was really tough recruiting him because he can't get texts on his coconut cell phone.
     
  5. GGCD

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    Not doing much for the perception that the SEC speaks a foreign language there bud
     
  6. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go
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    I was wondering around my yard wandering the same thing yesterday
     
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  7. Goose

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  8. Fancy

    Fancy Have a great day if you want to
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    :roll:
     
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  9. Fancy

    Fancy Have a great day if you want to
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  10. IV

    IV I'm often wrong, but occasionally correct
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    Nah he's probably just dumb
     
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  11. Corch

    Corch No, XOXO means "Go Fuck Yourself"
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    Yeah I'd buy the troll if it wasn't Alabama
     
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  12. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    What him say?
     
  13. DaveGrohl

    DaveGrohl When I talked about it, carried on
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    The "worried about pointing to receivers" line gave it up :twocents:
     
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  14. The Banks

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    Here come the Alabama fans to claim it was a troll instead just accepting that yes, there is at least one moron in Alabama. It's not that hard.
     
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  15. IV

    IV I'm often wrong, but occasionally correct
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    Wow your pretty ignorant of my acceptance of idiocy only 3 post earlier

    What a maroon
     
  16. Emma

    Emma U-rah-rah Wisconsin
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    Do they speak English in Alabama? I'd imagine it would be hard overcoming the language barrier.
     
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  17. SuperCam

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  18. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    clear troll

    real bammers can't spell that well
     
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  19. RSK

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    I'm down to shit on bama as much as anyone but it was pretty clear he we was trolling I thought. The "I haven't left since nam" and "square dancing yankee" comments made it painfully obvious. I think the only reason people believed it is because its alabama.
     
  20. The Banks

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    To be fair there's tens of millions of Americans that don't travel outside of a 100 mile radius of the shit hole they grew up in. And the propensity of that only increases in rural states like Alabama.
     
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  21. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby PappaNasty as I wanna be

    Had to send him a coconut telegraph instead
     
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  22. osuteke2

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    Troll or not, it still makes fun of Alabama fans.
     
  23. Wu

    Wu Sorry I'm using British English
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    Every SEC fanbase needs their very own Ken M
     
  24. Wu

    Wu Sorry I'm using British English
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    I may be wrong but I believe 'Chattown' references Chattanooga, TN.
     
  25. Long Ball Larry

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    Let him dream, Wu.
     
  26. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen God save Lavender Lane
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    ^ Moron who thought it was real
     
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  27. Long Ball Larry

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    Que up the "you mad" response.
     
  28. TC

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    Third thread I've seen this in. POWESHOW is winning
     
  29. wes tegg

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    Without the last sentence, I'd believe it was legit. That was way too over-the-top.
     
  30. wes tegg

    wes tegg 49% Washington State Fan
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  31. SenatorClayDavis

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    Never Forget...
     
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  32. Tiffin

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    This pretty much confirms it. Can only communicate through emojis.
     
  33. Mister Me Too

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  34. Trop

    Trop Momma stayed on Glenwood. Aye. Aye. Aye.
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    His native language is English which might cause a language barrier in Alabama.
     
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  35. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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  36. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes [Insert] for Heisman
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    We have a Polynesian translator on staff to assist.
     
  37. Z

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    Same guy made a post a few weeks ago asking how John Mark Stallings was doing. :laugh:

    He's actually a pretty good troll. Just makes the one post and doesn't say anything else to follow up.
     
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