Alaskan Bush People.

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  1. spagett

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    That's like, the best part.
     
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  2. Truman

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    I mean... we dont watch this show because any of these people are likable. We watch it to laugh at these inbred idiots.

    The young one gets a pass, but Im sure she'll be just as cringey in a few years.
     
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  3. Jake Scott

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    Nah, when he's building shit he's less of a faggot.
     
  4. spagett

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    Jake, god damnit, I refuse to believe anyone could think he does anything cool.
     
  5. Jake Scott

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    Well you need to calm down.
     
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  6. spagett

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    Am disappoint.
     
  7. BuckeyeRiot

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    9 trillion % chance Kenny spends most of his solo week in Browntown buggering the cow while sniffing Bird and Rain's panties.
     
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  8. Truman

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    Noah thinks that if a girl smiles at you, it means she's your GF.

    He's like the bush version of that creepy "Serious I will do that" dude.
     
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  9. wes tegg

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    So Matt and the junkyard guy have got to be fucking, right?
     
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  10. spagett

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    I think they probably do bath salts and ecstasy together and let things unfold from there.
     
  11. Smittys

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    I don't mean to make light of autism but it seems like they all have varying degrees of asperger's. I feel like an asshole for typing that out, but I mean what the hell else could be wrong with these people? And I love every second of it, which might make it worse.
     
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    Bear is on that spectrum somewhere I would bet. Not sure about the other ones.
     
  13. wes tegg

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    I feel like Bam is the most well adjusted of all of them.
     
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  14. BuckeyeRiot

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    You mean the dude who runs around doing all the "extreme" things, lives in a tree house, and is obsessed with fire??? Yes totally well adjusted.
     
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  15. Jake Scott

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    Killed me, but if I'm being honest - he is the most self-aware. He knows he's fucking crazy. He will tell you it. Fuck, he literally says it every episode and knows that he's looking for that in a woman.

    The rest are fucking out of their minds.

    I do like how the they are all uniquely retarded.

    There is the overly extreme little one.

    The jacked up large meathead one.

    The angry one.

    The psycho drunk one.

    The weirdly poetic smart one.
     
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  16. The Banks

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    This is amazingly spot on
     
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  17. spagett

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    Here's the "smart" one's handwriting
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  18. Jake Scott

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    Is handwriting now a sign of intelligence or lack thereof?
     
  19. spagett

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    I'd say that, paired with everything else we've seen from him, yes.
     
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  20. Jake Scott

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    I feel like you're taking this show way too seriously. :idk:
     
  21. spagett

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    Haha I was just thinking to myself "you're arguing about whether an Alaskan bush person is smart on the Internet."

    I'll take a lap. And then I'll be back to tell you Noah's dumb.
     
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  22. Jake Scott

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    Bet you couldn't have built that sweet ass butter churner!
     
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  23. spagett

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    I would be too busy punching a bucket of berries anyway (Color of blood, btw. P extreme)
     
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  24. Jake Scott

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    just classic bush ingenuity...
     
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  25. BuckeyeRiot

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    Taking guesses on what it is that Bam needs to do in the lower 48.

    My vote is get his webbed feet fixed.
     
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  26. Jake Scott

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    Get his other nipple pierced.
     
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  27. wes tegg

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    I meant Bam. Bear is fucking retarded. I watch every episode hoping that he'll die.
     
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  28. wes tegg

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    Funniest scene in the history of the show. Absolutely slayed me.
     
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  29. wes tegg

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    Restock his porn collection.
     
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    I was blown away shocked that their shitty three tree stand anchored two whole feet in the ground fell down when dip and shit tried to lift part of the turbine.
     
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  31. spagett

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    Whaaaat?

    He's the best part - more specifically his own Dad's disappointment in him is the best part. The other night he talked about exploding a fish by punching it.

    I love how he thinks that people would dig his "extreme", so basically any footage of him being extreme is my shit.

    But more than anything, you can hear his dad's spirit die when he talks with Bear.
     
  32. wes tegg

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    Don't get me wrong, I enjoy watching hoping he dies.
     
  33. spagett

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    Nothing more extreme than death
     
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  34. Jake Scott

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    What an awful episode this last one was.

    I'm ready for the cow to get devoured by a bear.
     
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  35. spagett

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    Kinda want the older sister to die defending the cow. Her or the mom... not sure who the worst character is, but it's one of them.
     
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  36. Jake Scott

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    Snowbird. Name alone pisses me off
     
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  37. Truman

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    Im just shocked that janky ass door couldn't keep a bear out.
     
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  38. Jake Scott

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    How has the cow not been eaten?
     
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  39. BuckeyeRiot

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    I'm surprised Kenny didn't knock it up to be honest.
     
  40. wes tegg

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    When we were watching him build it, I was getting irrationally mad about how fucking dumb it was to spend that much time over complicating something like the door. I felt vindicated when the bear made short work of it.
     
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  41. wes tegg

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    Kenny and Matt are fucking.
     
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  42. spagett

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    Garbage water is lube in the bush, folks.
     
  43. Truman

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    Same. I was even more mad at myself for not mentioning it here.
     
  44. Smittys

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    Bam is John B? :ohshit:/gubbs post
     
  45. Truman

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  46. Jake Scott

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    They have whatever insurance Discovery is carrying...

    This shit is now terrible. I want them back in the woods building shit. Need another bear to come through destroying everything and killing Noah in the process.
     
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  47. Truman

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    Yeah. I want to watch ALASKAN bush people. Not retards in a hotel room people.
     
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  48. Jake Scott

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    Ami is sick? Well no shit, look at them. She has like 3 teeth.
     
  49. Truman

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    They need to leave the youngest one in Cali. She still has a chance to end up somewhat normal.
     
  50. Jake Scott

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    How old is she now? Needs to abandon the family before one of her retarded brothers takes her for his own.