Alex Jones is fucking pissed. He's done taking shit off globalist.

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  1. Campbell95

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    Can't believe this guy and I share the same damn city... :facepalm:

    Austin is a very liberal city with a small pocket (Westlake) of conservatives. I grew up in the conservative part, but man is he fucking crazy.
     
  2. Joe_Pesci

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  3. OopsPowSurprise

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    Man said he couldn't remember the name of his kids bc he ate a big bowl of chili

    He's an awful person who is feeding propaganda but fuck that's funny
     
  4. lazy bum

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    our President does.
     
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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He's just a salesman that found a niche market and exploited it.
     
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  6. BudKilmer

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    He is a garbage human being, but threads like these make me go down random YouTube wormholes and get legit sad that people actually believe this asshole
     
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  7. Jake Barnes

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    In the immortal words of George Carlin, think of how dumb the average person you know is, then remember that half of all people are dumber than that.
     
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  8. leroi

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    he reminds me of Jimmy Swaggart or Billy Graham
     
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  9. JonTarg

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    He's crazy as hell but he is right about a lot of things.
     
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  10. Damion

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  11. Jake Barnes

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    Such as...?
     
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  12. Joe_Pesci

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    he's right that we're not going to drink pepsi with baby flavoring in it
     
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  13. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Speak for yourself.
     
  14. OHW

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    My mom hates those new machines - way too confusing.
     
  15. Jc6

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    I'm pretty sure he was right about seal team 6 being responsible for the Boston Marathon bombing.
     
  16. OopsPowSurprise

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    He's right about chili causing amnesia
     
  17. RunningGag

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    he is right that bilderbergers dress up like pheasants and fuck eachother for satan.
     
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  18. Moxin24

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  19. BudKilmer

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    :roll:
     
  20. Joe_Pesci

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  21. TrustyPatches

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    Lmao I'm dying
     
  22. Joe_Pesci

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    there's something fascinating to me about this guy talking about complete batshit nonsense in such a nice studio with such high quality production
     
  23. TrustyPatches

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    What fascinates me is that the US is off the fucking rails. You gotta imagine that any reasonable countries out there are looking at us like wtf is going on with these idiots
     
  24. Jake Barnes

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    Issues seem a lot worse when they're at home. They've got plenty of their own shit to be worried about.
     
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  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Nothing still tops this imo,

     
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  26. TrustyPatches

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    I guess.

    I'm just basing this on the fact that we seem to do just fine knowing what's going on in bat shit countries and being worried by them

    Why wouldn't anyone else?
     
  27. Jake Barnes

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    Oh, I think it's definitely something they're concerned about...considering the power the US wields in world affairs. I'm more just observing that we're not particularly exceptional in having issues with crazies.
     
  28. Moxin24

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    Most of the rest of the world would love Alex Jones to be their biggest problem
     
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  29. TrustyPatches

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    I did say reasonable.



    We gotta nice fuckin rolling ball of crazy here man.

    It's getting wild
     
  30. Gata

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    r u srs rite now
     
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  31. JonTarg

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    Are you saying that you don't believe Hillary has body odor because she's possessed by a demon?A demon by the name of beelzebub. It's time to open your eyes brother.
     
  32. Mister Me Too

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    I would love for Alex Jones to be our biggest problem as well.
     
  33. BudKilmer

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    It's almost impressive how fluidly the crazy comes out. I consider myself intelligent and quick witted but he just vomits insanity at a constant stream. If people didn't take him at his word I'd be impressed
     
  34. Joe_Pesci

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  35. Jake Barnes

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    More worried about those organic VRs, tbh
     
  36. boone

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    that's only because he's an attention whore.
     
  37. Jimmy Mac

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    The problem is 10 million people think this guy isn't batshit crazy....now that's a problem.
     
  38. Mister Me Too

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    No, he's trying not to get sued because he knows he's fucked if the owner does take him to court.
     
  39. boone

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    and he's an attention whore.
     
  40. Mister Me Too

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    Yes, that's why he yells and screams but that's not why he apologized, he wants to stay out of court.
     
  41. Name P. Redacted

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    :dubioustrump:
     

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  42. Aaron Nevilles Pet Tick

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    The President for one. Which is so absurd to think about.
     
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  43. leroi

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    the way i remember it, he used to be a political radical who was like .. "mainstream weird." like he said crazy things, but they were the sort of things that a lot of people believed. Like back in the 2008-2010 era when the news was just constantly about fear and imminent economic collapse. Back when housing was going to zero, Obama was a muslim, and otherwise-reasonable people would listen to Peter Schiff and think "This guy sounds like he knows what he's talking about."

    2015-era alex jones just looks like a complete lunatic who isn't even pretending anymore, and it's difficult to imagine he has an audience left
     
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  44. Joe_Pesci

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    eh i believe he lost his original radio show because he was at the forefront of "9/11 was an inside job"
     
  45. leroi

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    yeah maybe he was around before i caught wind of him, idk
     
  46. JGator1

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    Unsurprisingly he was all over Y2K
     
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  47. Why?Pokes

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    He said the Oklahoma City bombing was a coverup as well. Waco too.

    That's his shtick.
     
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  48. Joe_Pesci

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    i wonder if people would be less susceptible to the Y2K scare today. probably not
     
  49. GordoBombay

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    I can't believe nobody has mentioned the fact that Alex Jones is Bill Hicks.
     
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