Alive or not...

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  1. ClemPson

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    Looked like a real life Excitebike crash.
     
  2. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    His limbs remained attached to the rest of his corpse= the real remarkable part of that
     
  3. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    Alive, but prob didn’t want to be for a min..

     
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  4. broken internet

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  5. broken internet

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    That needed two faces... I almost audibly puckered.
     
  6. IHHH

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    Why didn’t the guy finish him?
     
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  7. bigpig

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    how does that even happen?
     
  8. fish

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    Straight leg, no flex.
     
  9. Whammy Business

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    Big gut
     
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  10. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    Figure-Four would’ve been easier than ever.
     
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  11. pearl

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  12. snooks

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    You have to have real Jordan's. FUBU's don't work the same. He should be old enough to know that.
     
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  13. Tarpon Nole

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  14. bigpig

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    It amazes me that carnivals and fairs have endured with all the safety regulations that have been implemented in a thousand other fields over the past century.

    Half those rides are sitting on cinder blocks, half-sunken in a rain-soaked field.
     
  15. Tarpon Nole

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  16. hensleya

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    No kids. That’s fucking awful.
     
  17. Boo MFer!

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  18. tjsblue

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    Yeah take that down and I’m not watching that
     
  19. HotMic

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    *sees it was a kid, leaves page without watching*
     
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  20. swiz

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  21. War Grundle

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  22. Eathan Edwards

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    Robbing a gun store has to be a top 5 dumbest idea robberies - if not top 1
     
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  23. beerme

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    Yeah seriously, go rob a bank and buy a gun w the money is probably a safer idea
     
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  24. Nole0515

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    You rob the gun store at night when no one is there
     
  25. bigred77

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    Even then it seems risky
     
  26. The Banks

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    Gun store employee must really hate his hydro flask. Hit it 4 times with one magazine.
     
  27. Dr. Richard Cranium

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  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Didn't really get a sense of the aftermath though
     
  29. a.tramp

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  30. bertwing

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  31. bigpig

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    Because shopping cart wheels are notably reliable and not at all accustomed to breaking.
     
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  32. TableKnight

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    To be fair, with all that water, I don't think the wheels really need to spin
     
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  33. Long Ball Larry

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    To be fair, there’s not a damn thing on that cart designed to go 55mph.
     
  34. Tommy Jefferson

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    How about the dummy driving the vehicle the person recording the video is riding in? Merging lanes to be immediately behind the dumbass in the shopping cart is reckless. A broken wheel, the whole damn cart, or a human are almost assuredly flying towards you in short order.
     
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  35. Pelican

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    How about the people who refuse to return carts to the designated areas in parking lots?
     
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  36. broken internet

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    LAKE OF FIRE!!!1! :theswarm:
     
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  37. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Lazy bones
     
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  38. TableKnight

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  39. IHHH

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    Not creepy at all.
     
  40. HoosDaMan

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    At the beginning of the video, I thought he was on wheels and moving.
     
  41. bigpig

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    Alive...but how?!
     
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  42. Aussie

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    Nope nope nope
     
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  43. War Grundle

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    Think the shark got stuck halfway in and he was able to squeeze out.
     
  44. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    Alive. But I’m guessing they weren’t sure for a second in the pic on the second slide lol.

     
  45. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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  46. bertwing

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  47. Aussie

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    What an idiot.
     
  48. Tommy Jefferson

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    So you’re blaming just one of the two? Honestly I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot but there were definitely two idiots in that clip.