Alive or not...

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  1. kinghill

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    what were they arguing about and what happened to make the dude start swinging
     
  2. DAK.ass

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  3. Aussie

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    Man I'd lose my shit. I'm super claustrophobic.
     
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  4. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    makes my hair stand up just thinking about it
     
  5. bertwing

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    Gimme the bear
     
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  6. One Two

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    Least surprising response of all time
     
  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    Someone check if bert is dead or merely alive with burns covering 90% of his body
     
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  8. Hank Scorpio

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    Probably the dumbest thing imaginable.
     
  9. bigred77

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  10. Redav

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    Haha get wrecked
     
  11. fish

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    "A long-standing beef between neighboring families exploded when a man was shot dead by his neighbor during a fight over a water sprinkler at a luxurious condominium in Costa Rica.

    Otoniel Orozco, a 53-year-old father-of-five from Nicaragua, was shot at least 14 times by Eduardo Ramírez, 43, in front of their homes on Monday morning.

    Tensions flared after Ramírez's wife stepped out of her residence to turn the sprinkler on that was on her property and challenged Orozo to turn it off.

    The woman told Orozco, 'Here I am waiting for you to come and turn off the sprinkler, you fool.'

    Orozco's wife subsequently stepped out of the apartment and told Ramírez's spouse, 'You also bother a lot,' and accused of envying her family.

    A war of words ensue as both women continued to curse at each other.

    Orozco and his wife can be seen approaching the couple as they kept arguing over the sprinkler.

    Both women then came face-to-face before Orozco punched Ramírez, who responded by pulling a gun from under his shirt and shooting his neighbor.

    He continued to fire his weapon while Orozco was lying on the ground. Ramírez's wife stepped in and grabbed him by the neck and pulled him away as Orozco's wife screamed in horror.

    Ramírez's father told Costa Rican online news portal La Teja that the disagreement between both families stemmed from a construction that ruined the walls of his son's home.

    'This situation is from four years ago, in which the deceased man began to build some bedrooms where he did not have to build them, then my son told him: 'Look, Don Otoniel, you are breaking my walls, my property,' Ramírez's father said. 'And the man went on a rampage and started treating him like a son of a *****. The problem began there.'

    He added that the families had argued during the early morning hours after the Orozcos repeatedly opened and shut the sliding windows on their balcony, which woke up his baby grandson.

    'My son was beaten and as this problem accumulated, what happened happened, unfortunately,' Ramírez's father said.

    Orozco's sister-in-law, Dayli Avendaño, told CR Hoy news outlet, that Ramírez had threatened the family on multiple occasions and that the police never responded to their reports.

    'He always spied on my brother-in-law getting up and going out to the garage so he would start bothering him, he would insult him, he would start shutting the door at him,' she said. 'He would threaten my sister, he would start harassing the children, bothering them, provoking in 1,000 ways so that Otoniel will react.

    Ramírez is being investigated for aggravated homicide and was placed in pre-trial detention for three months.
     
  12. bigred77

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    The only part of that poorly translated article I understood was that if women would just keep their mouths shut. The man would probably still be alive
     
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  13. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    coup de grace
     
  14. Hank Scorpio

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    Not in the US, so maybe there's a chance that justice is served?
     
  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Feels like you could quickly suffocate in this situation.
     
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  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    Point: Dudes rock

    Counterpoint: Dudes are dangerously stupid
     
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  17. bigred77

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    Thought we were in the kids jacking off together discussion for a second there
     
  18. Shinzon

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  19. Shinzon

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  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Welding without eye protection and just flipflops on?
     
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  21. Redav

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    It was casual day
     
  22. Shinzon

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    That was probably the safest part about it.
     
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  23. IV

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    Do those guys only own flip flops? That’s the only reason for that choice
     
  24. pearl

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  25. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Yeah, but how was the selfie?
     
  26. IHHH

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    Looking at the surrounding and I do not see a perfect selfie opportunity in there
     
  27. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Hey man, the other guy could have been packing too (assuming this was in America)
     
  28. DAK.ass

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  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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  30. theseasonisover

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  31. ClemPson

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    The track marshall probably needs a new pair of pants.
     
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  32. Kirk Fogg

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    Suh vs Cody if I’m reading their lips correctly
     
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  33. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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  34. soulfly

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  35. DAK.ass

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  36. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Jesus.

     
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  37. Handcuffed

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    oh damn i didn't realize that was oaks park
     
  38. Handcuffed

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  39. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yep apparently it was stuck for about 25 minutes according to the news. I was also reading that emergency crews actually had prepared for this exact scenario last year, I'm guessing it would have taken them even longer to rescue the people otherwise.
     
  40. DAK.ass

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  41. pearl

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    :ohholkyfuck:
     
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  42. chet fire

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    Watched the green guy on the first viewing.

    Watched the guy in the blue cap go WAUUUU on the subsequent 27 viewings.
     
  43. DAK.ass

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  44. DAK.ass

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  45. DAK.ass

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  46. Hank Scorpio

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    Gonna go with dead on that one
     
  47. DAK.ass

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  48. fish

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