Alive or not...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Billy Ball, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    Or the guy in the cab who pulls up and immediately jumps out so he can take charge of the situation, I guess.
     
  2. Nick Rivers

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  3. Cornelius Suttree

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  4. MajorRaider

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    And that's why I don't go on fucking carnival rides.
     
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  5. chet fire

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  6. Big Meech

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  7. broken internet

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  8. IHHH

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    Have you ever heard of Charles Darwin ? You should look into it.
     
  9. chet fire

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  10. roggins

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  11. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Thought one of those kids dancing on the mat was a boy. Wanted to say Fruit Roll Up.
     
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  12. broken internet

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    Goodbye kidneys!

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  13. broken internet

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    Bull wins.
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  14. IHHH

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    If I am part of his family I want this suit, when it is cleaned up
     
  15. broken internet

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    It's a bad (good?) day for spines!



    EDIT: Bonus points for getting the head on the ladder!
     
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  16. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  17. Fafa fofo

    Fafa fofo Tell me 1 thing, 1 thing BACON can't improve...
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    Well that escalated quickly.
     
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  18. MajorRaider

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    I like it how people at the beginning were all:

     
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  19. Babou

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  20. orangebl00d

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  21. Nick Rivers

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    Not, Not, Alive, Alive, Alive
     
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  22. Gambler

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    I'm guessing he's not a lane changer.
     
  23. bertwing

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    Dead as fuck
     
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  24. Killy Me Please

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    New paint job. Door scratch. Pop out the bumper. Little compound. The deductible is too high to warrant fixing it.
     
  25. Jakethedog

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    I always told my wife that I'll never trust some shit that some drunken drifter pieced together in between binges.
     
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  26. HoosDaMan

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    I didn't notice the guy in the white t-shirt first time I watched the carnival ride. God damn.
     
  27. Killy Me Please

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  28. Shawn Hunter

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    :doge:
     
  29. dukebuckeye

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  30. broken internet

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  31. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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  32. Nick Rivers

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    :chrispaulnoooo:
     
  33. a.tramp

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    My dog's legs do that when I scratch just the right spot on his belly
     
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  34. a.tramp

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    Seriously though, that guy appeared to be 1' taller and about 70lbs heavier and the instigator in the event. Got what was coming to him imo.
     
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  35. Futureman

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    I always go from thinking yeah kick his ass to oh god I feel so sorry for that guy when people get knocked out brutally. Makes my stomach turn.
     
  36. Fafa fofo

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    Almost looked like that might be a nasal bone fracture to brain issue. Lucky/Unlucky kick. I'll guess not.
     
  37. Shawn Hunter

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    :doge:
    God damn
     
  38. Russellin4885

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    dead
     
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  39. theriner69er

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    He wasn't even close. That was like 1/8 of a back flip
     
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  40. $P1

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    Shouldn't have been standing there.
     
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  41. Killy Me Please

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  42. Killy Me Please

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  43. bertwing

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