Alive or not...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Billy Ball, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. IHHH

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    Yes, the other wanted none of it.
     
  2. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Yeah kind of hard to take the dude seriously when he yells hey listen mother fucker!
     
  3. HatterasJack

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    And the whole, no shirt, gym shorts and shoeless with black socks thing.
     
  4. kinghill

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    LMAO damn that leg

     
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  5. StandUpDrunk

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    Dude on the top right clapping after :laugh:
     
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  7. bertwing

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    Bet that hurt
     
  8. Aussie

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    I think he might be dead.
     
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  9. kinghill

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    Holy shit. Knocked the fuck out concussion / broken face at best.



    Rambling questions that pop into my head every time I see one of these...

    So, how does this stuff get on video? A person thinks "I'm gonna do something fucking extremely risky, better record this" like is that the thought process? I've literally never done this in my life. It's like if I told my kid "Hey, I'm gonna walk on the edge of this balcony real quick I bet I can do it, we're on the 3rd floor so if I fall call 9-1-1 ok? but make sure to record it all" and handed my phone to my kid to record it. Or better yet just setup my phone somewhere to record myself. Anyways. And THEN, what is the process of that video getting uploaded and shared by "THE [email protected] OUT" on Twitter? Is the owner of that video paid to share it? Did the person die and whoever got their hands on the video thought "cha-ching!" and found someone to buy it? Or they just shared it randomly and it floated around for a while and one of these Tweeters who wants a lot of followers found it and shared it?
    </end rambling>
     
  10. IHHH

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    Not getting into your rambling but internal bleeding in that head must’ve been fatal and that is if his brain didn’t get all over the yard. We are way past the concussion/dust him up and let’s go back at it point. Would be shocked if that guy didn’t end up in a coma. Unless it’s faked.
     
  11. kinghill

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    ok ok ok ok ok ok. All I know is there are a LOT of death stories here and I ain't fucking around with cutting down a damn tree. Call a damn professional.

    https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=hPQWXb2FMZqP9PwP6dOKyAM&q=death+cutting+tree
     
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  12. pearl

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    Wrong thread
     
    #3864 pearl, Jun 29, 2019
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  14. Emmy Rossum

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    That's one of my biggest fears
     
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  15. Harry Twatter

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    Kid I went to HS with is paralyzed from the neck down from that.
     
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  16. bigred77

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    I would be really surprised if that guy doesn't have some kind of injury

    I live in a very wide but shallow cove of a lake, and while it's really fun to watch people on jetskis crash into the unseen land, it's like clockwork when new people are around you have to tell them multiple times to not dive in like they are fucking 3 year olds
     
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  17. Cornelius Suttree

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    This was amazing to watch
     
  18. kinghill

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    Did you watch his sequel?

     
  19. Kirk Fogg

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  21. Killy Me Please

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    Asians love getting punched in the balls
     
  22. Prospector

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    liked for the band aid
     
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  24. bertwing

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    Fuck

    I witnessed a guy jump off the bluffs on Beaver Lake (60-70’ cliffs) and land on a canoe flat on his back back in like 2005 or 2006. The canoe was taking off from the lower area below the bluffs where people climb back up to the top and jump again. Dude broke his back and was in ICU for like a month shitting and pissing himself.
     
  25. IHHH

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    Next time you feel like you have the worst luck ever, just pop in this tape
     
  26. tjsblue

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    That turned into a bad oardeal.
     
  27. Prospector

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    :roll::roll::facepalm::roll::roll:
     
  28. a.tramp

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    You still get the like but you deserve a paddling for shoehorning an oar into a canoe joke.
     
  29. tjsblue

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    :beerchug:
     
  30. bertwing

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    Soon to be dead

     
  31. Killy Me Please

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    White powder? racists ruin everything!
     
  32. AbeFroman

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  33. chet fire

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  34. Boo MFer!

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    Obligatory shouldn’t have been standing there.
     
  35. goblue31602

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    Charge. His feet were set.
     
  36. bigred77

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    I like the fact his phone flew further than he did
     
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  37. tjsblue

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    Is that phone or shoe? The phone went up the windshield.
     
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  38. RockHardEnis39

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    Alive

     
  39. goblue31602

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    Speaking of that card, listen to this one
     
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  41. Frank Martin

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    Alive
     
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  42. Whammy Business

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    It’s a tough call because corpses have been known to scamper away from the scene of their death, but I’m gonna have to say alive.
     
    #3895 Whammy Business, Jul 9, 2019
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  43. bigred77

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    no way thats a gas tank
     
  44. bertwing

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  45. IHHH

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    That’s a weird road design...
     
  46. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  47. theriner69er

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