Alive or not...

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  1. beerme

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    I audibly gasped and my wife got really concerned
     
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  2. bigred77

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    Saw the first couple of comments and I knew there was no way I'm watching that
     
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  4. pearl

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    Watch to the end

     
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  6. Emma

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  7. Emma

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  8. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea - I'm not going into wild tiger territory unless I have an absurd security detail on hand.

    One of my ex's had a cat completely able to mess me up at will - I have no interest in being near a 100x weight version of that animal in the wild.
     
  9. pearl

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  10. IHHH

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    she also tried to hook up with the winner
     
  11. Nug

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    "DeadorVegetable" > "Alive or not..."
     
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  12. Nug

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    Tiger vs Lion, who ya got?

    It's cruel and insanely fucked up, but I have a morbid curiosity into the ancient roman battles when they would pit animals from different parts of the world against each other.
     
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  13. Eathan Edwards

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    I think the Tiger destroys the Lion - but I sell food and booze for a living so don't consider me an expert on the subject.
     
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  14. Nug

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    My GF says Lion based in their need to hunt in the open/track prey and fight, versus Tigers which are more "stalking."

    But, I hardly ever see any footage of Tigers killing prey -- certainly not as much as lions.

    Could we give them both cool body armor so neither get hurt, and we just have judges declare a winner?
     
  15. nofatchildren - cissp

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    I think it's pretty universally agreed upon that a Tiger beats a Lion in a fight.
     
  16. Nug

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    I am now learning that, and had no idea. Consider me enlightened.

    what’s a good matchup for a bigdaddy silverback?
     
  17. IHHH

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    Polar bear
     
  18. IHHH

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    nobody knows but a tiger works alone, think of it as if a dog tries to fight a cat but the cat is bigger than the dog.

    tigers can get up to 900 pounds, a pack of wolf is the most efficient hunting but If you just want them to fight there is not an animal on this earth that can beat a tiger imo.
     
  19. IHHH

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    I spend too much time thinking about stupid shit like this
     
  20. Nug

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    We need a M
    when I was on my only safari, our guide was telling us most African predators have about a 60% kill rate once they pursue a prey.

    But African wild dogs, due to their packs and tenaciousness, have a 95% kill rate. Cheese n rice
     
  21. Redav

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    Tigers are significantly larger than lions. Full grown male lion can get to 500 lbs. Full grown male tiger can get to 650 lbs.
     
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  22. Cabs

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    tiger would beat a lion but I think lions are cooler overall
     
  23. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Yeah, well I can kill a man twice my size.
     
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  24. CloudBerry

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    Elephant, hippo, mosquito carrying feline AIDS
     
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    sound is pretty great
     
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  26. IHHH

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    Yeah elephants win all the cage matches. They are underrated because they look so gentle
     
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  27. Emma

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    Driver died, serious injuries to police
     
  28. Whammy Business

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    That PD will be cutting a fat ass check to that guy’s family.
     
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    quite a few cities in the Bay Area don’t even do pursuits anymore for that reason
     
  30. skrouse

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    Seemed like an obviously dumb decision:idk:
     
  31. Shunface

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    First why.

    Second holy shit that police car got air.
     
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    Our state troopers are the fucking worst
     
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  33. Redav

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    That's insane they'd do a pit maneuver at that speed
     
  34. HotMic

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  35. IHHH

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    Fucking idiot
     
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  36. Emma

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    Full video if you're curious

     
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  37. Redav

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    That's nuts
     
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  38. bigred77

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    Fucking idiot
     
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  39. tjsblue

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    Silver rocket league player. Didn’t time the aerial correctly.
     
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  40. Emma

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  41. Emma

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    You unfortunately have to fullscreen to get the whole picture, click the title
     
  42. Kirk Fogg

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    That tough. I feel like I’d instinctually touch the sign too in that situation.
     
  43. IHHH

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    Proof that women are smarter than men.
     
  44. The Banks

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    I thought a constrictor got him or something. Why would a stop sign get him?
     
  45. a.tramp

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    I don’t think it is a stop sign actually, more likely a lamp post or signal post. And it is charged and the water is acting as the ground.
     
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  46. Emma

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    Did y'all not fullscreen? There's like 3 dudes that went in one after the other and touched the pole to save the previous
     
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  47. a.tramp

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    I did, hence my explanation!
     
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  48. Redav

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    That video is actually really sad :-(


    Not like all the other uplifting videos posted itt
     
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