Alive or not...

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  1. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Transformer box?
     
  2. UncleJesse

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    88 MPH
     
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    Flux capacitor.
     
  4. Duck70

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    Man, Back to the Future 1&2 are great flicks.
     
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    The music in particular is perfect. The climax of part 2 when Marty tells the mail man there's only one man that can help him, then smash cut to doc on the clock tower as the music kicks in...

    Goosebumps.

    That movie was my childhood.

    edit: found it

     
  6. yaywaffles

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    dead. but alive in 1955
     
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  10. IHHH

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    This guy plays soccer
     
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  13. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Would take HWY 61 through Memphis home during college… Memphis drivers/roads are the worst.
     
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  14. Shunface

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    Not surprised at all. I thought I had lived with crazy drivers before moving to Memphis. Memphis puts everywhere else to shame.
     
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  15. bigpig

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    Memphis drivers are the worst. Lived there for five years and the best way I can describe it is "aggressive idiocy."

    I actually prefer aggressive drivers, assuming they know what they're doing and where they're going. I don't believe anyone in Memphis knows where they're going.
     
  16. kinghill

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    "ouch"

    is something wrong with me for laughing hysterically at that
     
  17. kinghill

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    I'd be nervous as fuck standing in front of my car like that on the road. I probably wouldn't even do it. Just get the thing towed
     
  18. War Grundle

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    Wasn’t expecting to see intestines today.
     
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  19. IHHH

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    when you click on the alive or dead thread you always run that risk my friend.

    that one got me, seeing the guy talking with him and the poor guy is clearly going to die seconds later.
     
  20. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    Was he on his phone calling loved ones and what not? Or was that just coincidence the phone was lying there I wonder. Probably calling his wife “hey babe. Gonna be a little late for dinner. I’ve been sawed in half by a semi”
     
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  21. Tarpon Nole

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    He should get that gash on the back of his head looked at
     
  22. Joey Freshwater

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    Alive and watching videos on his phone evidently. Sunglasses dead tho
     
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  23. chet fire

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    Neither was he.
     
  24. Shunface

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    The intestines wasn’t even the worst part of the video. One leg was still under the truck but the semi attached one looks like Ramsay Bolton had some free time.
     
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  25. Drown ‘Em

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    I wonder what WebMD told him to do.
     
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  26. IHHH

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    stop the bleeding
     
  27. lomcevak

    lomcevak The suck zone
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    It might be cancer
     
  28. IHHH

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    he tested positive for COVID 19
     
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  29. 1

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    That's the part I don't understand from a medical standpoint. How/Why is he not just shooting out blood from his stomach/hips/whatever the area is that's been severed? We need a Dr. in here. Paging RonBurgundy
     
  30. Duck70

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    His final words… “tell Merrill to swing away”

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  31. RonBurgundy

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    He is, the blood is pooling in the bottom right corner. Probably uneven ground and pooling near lower extremities. Only other explanation is if whatever sliced him open was also hot enough to cauterize as it disemboweled him, but there’s clearly blood near the lower half of his body.

    he could survive that depending on rate of blood loss and proximity to hospital but probably dead.
     
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  32. HotMic

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    Backstory?
     
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  34. bigred77

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    I'm going with motorcycle, back of parked truck, probably not alive any more
     
  35. IHHH

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    Wear a helmet when riding a bike
     
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  36. IHHH

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    They would have to pump the amount of 2000 human beings blood in this guy for him to even stand a little chance. And he Would probably want to kill himself if he miraculously woke up to no more legs and dick less.
     
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  37. bertwing

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  38. bertwing

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  39. spagett

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    It was a pretty bad case of being cut in half
     
  40. Emma

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  41. bertwing

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    Ok that was her skull exploding

    I’m gonna go pace around for a little bit now
     
  42. Aussie

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    That guy on the skateboard. His reaction says it all.
     
  43. Fafa fofo

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    Skateboard dude definitely had brains on his legs.
     
  44. mc415

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    That has to be Brazil right?
     
  45. Nandor the Relentless

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    :doge::doge::doge::doge::doge::doge::doge::doge:
     
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  46. kinghill

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    oh god on the second watch I realized she wasn't driving the motorcycle
     
  47. kinghill

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    would she be alive if wearing a helmet or nah?
     
  48. Whammy Business

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    Like Gallagher’s watermelon
     
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