Alive or not...

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  1. CloudBerry

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    They probably don't have the aphorism "you mess with the bull, you get the horns" in his culture. Little folk wisdom could have saved his life
     
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  2. beerme

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    I can’t for the life of me understand what that guy is doing. Is he hammered or something?
     
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  3. IHHH

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    maybe suicide by bull
     
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  4. The Subspace Mariner

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    What was the thought process here? I just...
     
  5. goblue31602

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    Using the term bonk here is very fitting considering the silliness of the idiot bonking the bull
     
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  6. beerme

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    I kinda hope he died, is that blood on his side at the end
     
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  8. pearl

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    :doge:
     
  9. Shawn Hunter

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    I’m going with dead
     
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  10. pearl

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    They survived

     
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  11. bertwing

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    Wrong, they supposedly landed on a wooden platform below
     
  12. IHHH

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    But what a fucking idiot, that dude probably did not get employee of the month
     
  13. Shawn Hunter

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    This is some bullshit
     
  14. bigred77

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    Yea, add swinging over a 6000 ft cliff in a Russian swing to the list of shit I ain't gunna do
     
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  16. kinghill

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    He didn’t even get his backpack back
     
  17. hensleya

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    The chick prying the gun from his dying clasp was savage.
     
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  18. Nostradumass

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  19. TableKnight

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    Alive, Thank God
     
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  20. Nostradumass

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  21. IHHH

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    knew that was going to happen, he is alright I guess
     
  22. beerme

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    WTF is wrong with that person, legit psychopath eating ice cream and smiling like he just heard a joke
     
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  23. IHHH

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    « I am tired of this fucking shit, let me hit this bull with a bamboo stick and fuck it if I die I fucking die » hits the bull

    « fuck, i think i am done »

    bull is too kind

    « fuck this fucking world and that bull is Michigan soft i might just win this one fight and maybe that is the momentum swing I need »

    gets hit by a swift horn to the liver. The end.
     
  24. IHHH

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    You just really need to study the tape but i will not ask that of a penn state fan, your coaches don’t bother so the fans should not have to do it either.

    i am so funny i think
     
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  25. Fafa fofo

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    And is he eating from a cone with a sample spoon?
     
  26. jorge

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  28. bigred77

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  29. jorge

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  30. Shawn Hunter

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    Definitely alive, wasn’t that bad
     
  31. bertwing

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    The fuck it wasn’t?
     
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  32. Kirk Fogg

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    Then why don’t you go try to replicate it?
     
  33. beerme

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    Probably fell like 15/20 feet and then fell again. Concern for death there is you break ur ribs on that first fall and then puncture organs hitting the ground
     
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  34. chet fire

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    Dude fell like 15 feet on to some aluminium. Bills fans do that every given Sunday and you don't hear the mamas gasp like that.
     
  35. Shawn Hunter

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    This is weak compared to most of the stuff posted in this thread
     
  36. IHHH

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    I love you for how dumb you can be sometimes.

    Walk me through that thought process please
     
  37. Shinzon

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    He did say “compared to most of the stuff in this thread.” That vid compared against people in head-on collisions, caught in heavy machinery, fried by power lines, or falling from tall buildings is “not as bad.” Would still suck, and that guy could’ve been seriously injured or died. So fitting for the thread. But if we ranked the videos in this thread by survival/full-recovery probability then that one is near the top.
     
  38. IHHH

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    i get that, but he said that the guy was probably alive because this video was not as bad as what we’ve seen in this thread

    that’s terrible logic but i kind of get it..
     
  39. Capt Wigs

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    I like this new development of spoilers with the outcome.
     
  40. Redav

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    Probably should stop calling it the wheel of death if he survived
     
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  41. Redav

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    The wheel of non life threatening injuries
     
  42. Shawn Hunter

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    A dude fell hard and hit some metal compared to a guy going thru a rock grinder or someone being run over by a semi and having their head explode. I would make an educated guess that the last two have a 0% survival rate while it’s fairly conceivable a guy could survive that fall.
     
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  43. bertwing

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    No fucking shit, Shawn

    To say it “wasn’t that bad” is certainly an opinion, albeit a poor one
     
  44. Shawn Hunter

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    Your mother is a poor one!
     
  45. jorge

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    :roll:
     
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  46. 1

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    Speaking of hard falls. I once heard or read a stat that said a human has about a 50/50 chance of surviving a fall onto normal hard ground from 40 feet, so 4 stories. Seems real fucking high to me to survive but that's what I remember. Could be bs.
     
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  47. Nostradumass

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    What if the do a ninja roll at the end of it? That's gotta bump up those odds.
     
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  48. broken internet

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    With numerous fractures and the likelihood of being a vegetable from the inevitable traumatic brain injury, sure.

    Survival is a light switch, normal functioning is a dimmer switch.
     
  49. bertwing

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  50. Whammy Business

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    Hell of a fair ride.
     
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