Allison Stokke doesn't want to be your Sex Symbol

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  1. Taques

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  2. Chipper>Jeter

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  3. Wallcoq

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    Maybe it’s just me, but it looks like she’s good at the sex.
     
  4. Jigga

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    Green and orange. Ewwww
     
  5. w2b

    w2b when we was in the shower your buttcheeks was warm
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    he's the better looking one.

    don't @me.

    :iseeu:
     
  6. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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    @ You
     
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  7. Wu

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    I hear ya. Pointy elbows and such.
     
  8. Gambler

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    I'm betting she's one of those that gets on top and rides you without mercy.
     
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  9. killrbee7

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    I was first. Also hooked up a few times with her after Ricky, too.
     
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  10. w2b

    w2b when we was in the shower your buttcheeks was warm
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  11. fattmante

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    I’d wach them engage in intercourse
     
  12. Jean-Ralphio

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    Does that mean you would never had been eskimo bros if her fat friend killed us thats night?
     
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  13. killrbee7

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    I can’t remember if she got with him at that years masters or the next :idk:
     
  14. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  15. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes LOOK AT THAT LASER!!!
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    Rickie's got that "enjoy this swimsuit before I rip it off" look in his eye.
     
  16. * J Y *

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    Booooooo this chick.

    “I like totally don’t want to be a sex symbol ugh.” (As she wears a skimpy bathing suit and takes a selfie pointed straight down her cleavage.)
     
  17. wes tegg

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    That article was two years ago, and that's not really the point of it.
     
  18. * J Y *

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    Yea I read the article. I guess she decided marrying the second most popular golfer on tour and posting tit shots for the public has its advantages.
     
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  19. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Obviously not very well if that's what you took from it.
     
  20. * J Y *

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    :meh:
     
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  21. AlternativeFactsRule

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    So you’re just going to lean fully into this miserable piece of shit persona?
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    He has always been that. It just went under the radar on here because just about everyone acted like an ass on here. Most have grown up and act (somewhat) like adults. While most have grown, he has regressed.
     
  23. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen Wear it out and go insane
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    You also claimed to read that ice cream article...that you obviously didn’t read
     
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  24. AlternativeFactsRule

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    He used to be sometimes funny. Now it just seems like he has zero joy in his life.
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I must have missed that weekend.
     
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  26. * J Y *

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    I’m a pretty happy piece of shit.
     
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  27. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I sure hope so. You don’t seem like it on here.
     
  28. * J Y *

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    Lol dude you’re living the upset lifestyle on here. You’re obsessed with all things politics and apparently every day is a tragedy for you. Gmab at pretending like I’m playing the same game as you bc I’m calling this girl what she is, which is an attention whore.
     
  29. Dairy Queen

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    His 10 paragraph love letter describing how Ted Cruz is a modern day Winston Churchill was quite hilarious imo
     
  30. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Oh I am a miserable piece of shit and have never claimed otherwise. We can recognize our own.
     
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  31. NCHusker88

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    Posts a selfie on Instagram which is what like 98% of Instagram is

    Clear attention whore who should be fine with being objectified
     
  32. DaveGrohl

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    So how many friend requests did you send this chick?
     
  33. miles

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    Wearing a 1 piece that's actually pretty modest by today's standards

    "WHORE"
     
  34. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace Keep doing your bitchass bicep workout, Tim
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    Inb4 “lol ok white knight cucks”
     
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  35. Degausser

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    Guys, when a girl wants to look hot in a bathing suit, that absolutely means she also wants random dudes on the internet to masturbate to her and tell her about it.
     
  36. Josey Wales

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    Showing skin at all can turn people on. Is t that why Muslim women are made to wear the full robes?
     
  37. Dairy Queen

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    That’s why incels run over people in cars - Dr. Jordan Peterson
     
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  38. Josey Wales

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    Man that incel thing is too fucking weird for me to read any articles on.

    There’s a lot of taboo when it comes to gender and sexuality. Tmb being full of predominantly white dudes adds to the douche chills factor of discussing this.
     
  39. Dairy Queen

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    It’s quite funny actually...basically says if you’re a woman and wear makeup or practice any kind of personal hygiene you’re basically begging to get raped
     
  40. Josey Wales

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    Talking to female friend and gfs over the years made me realize how many fucking scumbags there are in this world. I think most respectful, “good” guys would be surprised how often shitheels grope women.

    That said, I find it harder to follow logic that arrives at a conclusion which says women or men should ignore biology and attraction at the site of skin—i.e. you shouldn’t be looking at her/thinking sexual thoughts. However, disrespecting someone with demeaning comments or even worse, unwanted touching, makes people a real POS.
     
  41. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Responding to the sight of skin isn’t “biology,” it’s culture. Many different communities have had more exposed skin and dudes weren’t just running around with boners the whole time. We decide what is taboo to look at and what must be covered as a society and that is what prompts the scandalous looks when it is exposed - not biology.

    For example, you don’t think a woman is a slut and it doesn’t prompt inappropriate stares or comments from you if you see a woman with an unveiled face.
     
  42. Josey Wales

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    Taboo and our Puritan roots are most certainly part of the culture problem.

    On a biological level, people are meant to think about mating with those they find attractive. Don’t be a fucking creep, but also don’t feel bad if you look at a woman.
     
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  43. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    This conversation blows.
     
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  44. Lyrtch

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    posters who can't hide their contempt for women doing basically anything are weird
     
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  45. Josey Wales

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    Oh sure you just wanna go back to the stokke pics you god damned pig
     
  46. oldberg

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    Props to you ricki
     
  47. TC

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    Back on topic...man she is really fine
     
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  48. Sterling A

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  49. Imurhuckleberry

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    Holy hyperbole can't we all agree that she's a smokeshow who obviously likes attention but doesn't want to be assaulted physically or verbally? Doesn't seem a hard position to agree on.
     
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  50. Dairy Queen

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    She has to be an unbearable person to be around if she likes that cocksmoker Rickie Fowler
     
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