Amazon HQ2 Thread

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  1. Bruce Wayne

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    The new last mile warehouse they're building in Ypsi is 185,000 sqft and is only supposed to cost them $10 million to build
     
  2. Anison

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    That’s wild. Especially in the current construction labor and materials market. Wonder if that’s just the building only without any FF&E. Still at $54 a foot that’s very low.
     
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  3. Bruce Wayne

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  4. Truman

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    2 Chicago Amazon warehouses organized a walkout yesterday.
     
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  5. BudKilmer

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    Jeff Bezos should see his assets liquidated right before he is thrown into a woodchipper
     
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  6. Goose

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    This type of stuff happens with every major retailer. Why is Amazon’s PR so shitty?
     
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  7. hood b. goode

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    Lex Luthor doesnt help...

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  8. TC

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    Campus postman just told me they have 638 packages today just from Amazon, not including FedEx or anything else. Back in my day you had to get stuff for your dorm from Walmart
     
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  9. allothersnsused

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    It somehow never occurred to me how absolutely overwhelmed college mailrooms must be
     
  10. TC

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    Nowadays, yeah. Receiving packages used to be a lot fewer and further between. Now they are probably ordering Amazon every time they need toothpaste or something. I bet these fucks aren't recycling cardboard either.

    I know we have those Amazon lockers in 2 places on campus now
     
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  11. Goose

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    My apartment building has a locker system. They’re constantly sending out emails asking people to pick up their stuff
     
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  12. Paddy Murphy

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    Amazon is delivering so many packages these days, they have started to sell advertising on their packages. Coming to you soon.
     
  13. —

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    This aint new brahh
     
  14. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Did they just say fuck promising two day delivery
     
  15. Corky Bucek

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    Supply chain is fucked up so that’s probably causing issues on items you may be looking at. They want to have one day shipping. They are also doing 7 day a week deliveries.
     
  16. TheFreak55

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    For me they have rarely ever hit the 2 day market
     
  17. PAHokie

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    Agree, I don’t think I’ve had anything in at least the last 6mo that was 2 days. Most things take a few days till they ship then its 2 days.
     
  18. Lyrtch

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    get basically everything in 2 days or less, but live in a city so thats part of it
     
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  19. Gotch Yarbrough

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    They made changes at the beginning of the pandemic and haven't fully changed back, and probably won't at this point.

    ""To serve our customers while also helping to ensure the safety of our associates, we've changed our logistics, transportation, supply chain, purchasing, and third-party seller processes to prioritize stocking and delivering items that are a higher priority for our customers," a statement from Amazon said. "This has resulted in some of our delivery promises being longer than usual."
     
  20. Lyrtch

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    got a record player and speakers via free overnight, crazy
     
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  21. Gotch Yarbrough

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    The 2 day guarantee is from ship date, not order date
     
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  22. Bruce Wayne

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    Jeff Bezos deserves his own tax bracket

     
  23. bro

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    hopefully it starts a trend
     
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  25. hood b. goode

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    A little background on the incredible man who started this:











     
  26. jorge

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    thats some big pp fuck around and find out energy
     
  27. Redav

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    Great dog whistle about him not being smart or articulate from Amazon there
     
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  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Started a brand new independent union too, this isn't starting a chapter of a national union.
     
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  29. hood b. goode

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  30. Bruce Wayne

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  31. VaxRule

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    Amazon going to have him arrested on some open container violation.
     
  32. BudKilmer

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    put Katie Porter in charge of fucking up health insurers
     
  33. fsugrad99

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  34. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It's going to be interesting to see if Amazon just straight up closes that warehouse, I know big box companies have done that in the past when local stores have organized.
     
  35. VaxRule

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    That guy is fucking piece of shit.
     
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  36. Paddy Murphy

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    they 100% will.
     
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  37. The Banks

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    It behooves his career to be in the pocket of corporations.
     
  38. Truman

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    “No one wants to work certain shifts”

    How about paying more for those shifts. Free market and all.
     
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  39. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    He's so dumb that he thinks unions literally dictate shifts that workers don't have to take, or more likely just intentionally lying about everything.
     
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  40. JGator1

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    He thought Lenny Dykstra was one of the best ever at picking stocks.
     
  41. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Definitely just lying. He's admitted to market manipulation several times.
     
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  42. Truman

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    He’s not dumb and he doesn’t think that. He knows it’s effective rhetoric.
     
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  43. hood b. goode

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    She actually didnt help on this one




     
  44. Butthead

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    he sounds drunk

    i'm going to look like an asshole when someone points out that he has some kind of condition
     
  45. Butthead

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    it's also very strange that people don't want to work a graveyard shift in a warehouse
     
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  46. Truman

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    I worked the graveyard shift at UPS loading trucks for two summers during college. Got a $1K signing bonus both summers. Can’t remember what the hourly rate was but I thought it was high.

    For a summer job it was great. Sleep most of the day, go hang by the pool then go to work from 10-3. The we’d play basketball until 6, go to breakfast then go home.

    The actual work sucked being in a warehouse during StL summer humidity. I cant Imagine someone that had any kind of family responsibility doing it, but there were a lot.

    The thought of just dictating when workers can and should work is an impressive display of Capital arrogance.
     
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  47. Nashville Knight

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    Blue Origin pays the most right now at the Space Center and poaches people left and right from Space X and government contractors.
     
  48. Goose

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    Sounds like their business model everywhere