Amazon Is Not So Great At PR

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  1. DaveGrohl

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    Worth reading through the thread




    Cliffs: Amazon pays employees to do nothing but say positive things on Twitter. They sound like bots when confronted. All hail Bezos
     
  2. Tobias

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  3. Wu

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    This is unsurprising. Lot of companies especially at startup level pressure employees to leave positive reviews on GlassDoor, etc.

    Using bots is humorous, though.
     
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  4. dblplay1212

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    Or maybe they actually like their job? I mean they are getting paid to post on Twitter. Doesn't sound too bad.
     
  5. AlternativeFactsRule

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  6. SC

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    “They”
     
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  8. Tobias

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    you are fully committed to being as dumb as humanly possible today i see
     
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  9. steamengine

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    I’m sure it’s probably that they just love their jobs a lot.
     
  10. DaveGrohl

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    Oh wow that account is all over the fucking place

     
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  11. Tobias

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    "maybe they love their jobs!"
     
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  13. Tobias

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    rafael loves his hellworld and you can pry it out of his dead, totally human fingers

     
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  14. 941Gator

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    Well of course they do, their programming is set as such duh.
     
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    I’m asking Rafael out for drinks tonight, fuck it.
     
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  16. Tobias

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    a teenage boy in the streets an obese middle aged woman in the sheets
     
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  18. Taques

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    pfffft
     
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  19. Joe_Pesci

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    The Borg dont have any need for propaganda. D+ Star Trek reference
     
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  21. devine

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    Today?
     
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    :roll:
     
  23. Fudd VanVleet

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    Jeff Bezos pays me $.84 a day to shitpost here.
     
  24. Wu

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  26. hipsterjoe

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    you dense little man
     
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    Kevin Durant is listening
     
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  28. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Guys, I think dbl was trying to make a joke about their job being posting on the internet.
     
  29. Need one of them to post a pic of their penis so we can know if they are real
     
  30. Tobias

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    might be the darkest tweet i have ever seen

     
  31. UncleItchyBalls

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    I hope Bezos' rocket explodes when he tries to go to Mars
     
  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yeah those are either bots or a dozen Bangladeshi contractors who run the accounts.
     
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  33. Redav

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    Lol'd at someone liking their job
     
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  34. dblplay1212

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    I like my job.
     
  35. Redav

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    Congrats
     
  36. dblplay1212

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    Thanks.
     
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  37. Wu

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    I like my job because it supplies Stevia for my coffee
     
  38. Druce

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  39. Tobias

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    time to accept that dbl has worms in his brain and wasn’t joking.

    the man is actually that dumb
     
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  40. Toast

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    How strange.
     
  41. dump

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    I feel like every big company does this
     
  42. BellottiBold

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    All the people renaming themselves as amazon fc ambassadors :laugh:


     
  43. Icculus is a Bammer

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    My biggest takeaway from that thread? Diana Wilde @rulesObeyer is so annoying
     
  44. Biship

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    That's great

    Twitter isn't letting it tend though
     
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