Annoying/Cringeworthy things your co-workers do....

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Steve Championship, Jul 17, 2015.

  1. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Michigan WolverinesDetroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsDetroit Tigers

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  2. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

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  3. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    Wanna try that again?
     
  4. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Nice
     
  5. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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  6. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Was about to say, "goddammit Constant you fucking boomer", when I realized it wasn't me.
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    [​IMG]
     
  8. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    upload_2023-3-6_17-3-34.jpeg
     
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  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Love me some good base64 encoding of binary data
     
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  10. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    I just spent a half hour on a call with my new mentee on how to login. 50% of it was me having him read the instructions I sent last week.

    Me: “Line 5, where it says user”
    Him: “What’s the password?”
    Me: “Line 6, where it says password.”

    The other 50% was getting him to use the correct syntax to sudo to a service account.

    This guy has 30 years experience somehow.
     
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  11. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    This kind of shit makes me ashamed of my fellow olds.
     
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  12. Tommy Jefferson

    Tommy Jefferson Well-Known Member
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    To be fair, olds aren’t the only people that refuse to read emails.
     
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  13. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    I spent 20 minutes with one of my direct reports helping her update a Word document that she has saved on Confluence. 30+ years of programming experience.
     
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  14. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Not a coworker, but a broker that brings us business.
    Friday at noon I get an email about why isn’t xyz happening? We’ve set clear SLAs of 24h, (which I think is still a little ridiculous) So I start to work on this thing and it’s a few hours of actual work. Anyway, I get a call, interrupting the work I was doing that would get them an update, to ask about it. Whatever. I let them know that I was maybe 2/3 through the various data checks and was working on the last part, which used all of that to actually get them answers. In this conversation they do the usual hard ass bit, chew me out, I explained in detail what was happening and why, and they didn’t get it. Finally it comes out that they had a totally different expectation, that had never been set forth (they were doing that thing in house and had recently shopped it out to us, assuming we were mind readers or something). So we were doing what was on the spec sheet. So we finally get on the same page about 4:45pm. I get on this morning to emails asking why it isn’t done and get a call back to argue about why it wasn’t done. They then proceeded to send out an email to everyone involved (client, broker, my leaders) that nothing was being done, racer will het to it if he feels like it today, blah blah. I’ve wasted hours (I’ve had 5, total) on the phone trying to explain it and find out why you’re mad, and then also reset the expectation that if I don’t answer in 2 hours it’s not something to bitch about.

    come the fuck on
     
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  15. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    Why do people feel it’s ok to clip fingernails at work?
     
  16. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Or even remember them

    It's remarkable how many people have the memory of a chimp
     
  17. Tommy Jefferson

    Tommy Jefferson Well-Known Member
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    My boss uses the word “whom” exclusively in place of “who”. I understand there are times where “whom” should be used, but it’s like she doesn’t know the word “who” exists. I feel like for the most part people rarely use “whom” and it’s only the pretentious grammar nerds who use it correctly. IMO if you’re not going to use it correctly, never use it at all.

    /End Rant
     
  18. goheels10

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    rant is fully justified.

    made me think of this former female co-worker who used to replace run-around with wrap-around. a designer would be coming in, who likes to skirt the rules, and she'd say... "here comes Sarah, she's going to give us the wrap-around today". She did it all the time and it cracked me up each time
     
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  19. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Had a manager that would use caveat wrong and had to use it all the time during meetings. Her nephew worked in our department as well and would do it. Nobody ever corrected them.
     
  20. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode B I O I N B I O
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    my boss likes to slack me at night and sometimes on weekends with questions. Its exhausting and i wish the job market was currently better
     
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  21. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    Can you not log out of it outside of work hours?
     
  22. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    I don’t miss those days. Current place asked me to put teams on my phone. I said sure, but I’m billing for every notification. They said well I guess you don’t need to. I’ll probably stay a contract employee the rest of my life so I won’t have to work more than 40 for free.
     
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  23. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Should have corrected her and let her know the correct term is "reach around "
     
  24. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    Similar to “me and x” vs. “x and I”. Somewhere along the way people learned that “me and x” isn’t always correct and decided to use “x and I” in every situation, including the ones where “me and x” is actually correct.
     
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  25. Clemson327

    Clemson327 Well-Known Member
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    My SIL does this exclusively, and it annoys the shit out of me.
     
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  26. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode B I O I N B I O
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    i can and should more. but, whole economy thing resulted in me holding on a little tighter to my job and working longer hours
     
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  27. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    So her favorite 70's British rock band is The Whom?
     
  28. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    big Doctor Whom fan
     
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  29. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    Whooooooom are you? Whom whom
     
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  30. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    The Guess Whom
     
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  31. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Me really wants to know
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Only good thing about the old days of going into the office was when you had a desktop and once you left there was literally nothing you could work on
     
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  33. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    What does a British owl say?
     
  34. fattus

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    You fuckers crack me up.
     
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  35. ats

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    bill for overtime
     
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  36. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    WHOM?
     
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  37. racer

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    Aggressive.
     
  38. bigred77

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    I like how he just left this here
     
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  39. Butthead

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    oh mother of god :killme:
     
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  40. Butthead

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    'ello, where are the mice, govnah?
     
  41. racer

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    This is ridiculous. Owls can’t speak.
     
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  42. Butthead

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    bullshit, there was one saying "who, who" outside of my window for like 6 months at ~2am
     
  43. bigred77

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    Did you ever answer him?
     
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  44. Homo Erectus

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    They can if you quit taking your schizophrenia medications
     
  45. Goose

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    “Mike Jones”
     
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  46. racer

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    Whom?
     
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  47. WhiskeyDelta

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    Posting in here now so hopefully someone likes it and the notification reminds me to vent later cuz I'm about to lose my shit during my AF Reserve weeks
     
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  48. WhiskeyDelta

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    Thanks all.

    Ok so. As followers of the Ukraine thread know, this and last weeks are my Air Force Reserve weeks. The shop I work for does, vaguely, imagery analysis and targeting development for an undisclosed continent. So it’s not like there’s nothing to do, ever. My task this week, for example, it to investigate, update, and catalogue 300 locations in two weeks, plus annual admin stuff.

    This week is ALSO Spring Break. This information has been known for a year. It is a surprise to no one. It’s on the calendar that is on every door to every office on the base.

    Motherfucking working couple here apparently had NO plan for childcare (both parents work on this base) and their fucking galaxy brain solution is to drop their crotch goblin in our office (which they don’t even FUCKING WORK IN! THEY DROP HIM OFF AND FUCK OFF TO THEIR OWN OFFICE!) ALL GOD DAMN DAY this week. This is a fucking six year old kid who needs to be entertained for like 7 mother fucking hours. And because he’s six, EVERYTHING that comes out of his mouth sounds like someone left capslock on. So he’s playing with his race cars, demanding to play catch with the people working in the office, asking everyone what he should draw next.

    Keep in mind, this is a Top Secret level secure building. You normally need a TS clearance and a lifelong NDA to even step into the lobby. But apparently because mom and dad don’t have a baby sitter, their ambulatory emission just hangs out in here all day long and keeps asking me what I’m doing on my god damn screen.

    And who is watching this child instead of doing their actual job, you ask? A random Private/Airman/Sailor who barely knows their job? No! The LOWEST ranking person in this office is an E5, everyone else is at the “Technical professional” or “senior enlisted” level. The whole thing is a fraud waste and abuse case even before getting to the uncleared child in the building thing.

    If my position here was a bit less tenuous (my job’s existence here is kind of a handshake agreement between three different agencies to save me time and them money) I’d be making a formal complaint, because this is an unparalleled level of unprofessionalism.
     
  49. WhiskeyDelta

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    To be clear, I’m not mad at the kid. All things considered he’s really well behaved for a 6 year old trapped in a windowless box with strangers. But I want to beat his parents with a tire iron.
     
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  50. Tommy Jefferson

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    How much higher ranking are the parents? Like are they the ones in charge making the rules for the office or are they just flying under the radar (pun intended)?
     
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