Annoying/Cringeworthy things your co-workers do....

well, yeah, especially if I am going to be walking by a sink with soap, water, and paper towels 3 seconds afterwards

 

Again this is under the assumption you're not touching anything else which was in the original post

 

If I’m using a urinal I’m not washing my hands unless I get piss on my hands

Spoiler

Or someone else is in there with me and I’m ashamed not to

 

This is why I prefer to piss outside

 

I lick my hands when I'm done using the restroom, but I'm built different

 

Mr. Oily Dick over here

 

Yes if you have some oily sweaty dick then I understand washing your hands after touching it

 

i wash my hands after peeing at work 100% of the time. i wash my hands while peeing at home 10% of the time.

 

I wash my hands with the piss like Moises Alou

 

I wash at my work bathroom because it's a single person stall and you have to touch the knob and lock the door which someone could have touched with poo hands

 

same. we don't even have a great cleaning crew. it's one of our yard managers wife who comes straight from school working as a lunch lady and she's really just there to take everyone's trash out.

 

Schedules a meeting labeled “internal review”

invites customer the night before without telling me

 

Builds the ole immune system.

 

Fine, but that seems unrealistic unless you have magical powers.

 

- Moises Alou

edit: Got Stone Cold Steve Austin’d

 

Your immune system isn't allowed to comment.

 

Oh that's right, immune system being bad is when you properly wash your hands after using the bathroom

 

I didn't realize I was in the work thread. I wash in public restrooms.

 

We’ve got some nasty folks ITT.

 

Team Clean Hands.

 

CDC, World Health Organization, and the Mayo Clinic all highly recommend I wash my hands after every time I use the restroom, even a pee, but this local Georgia bull dawg fan doing his own research has me reconsidering

 

I feel dirty just posting on the same message board as some of you sick fucks

 

I think you're taking this too seriously. I'm not giving you medical advice here. You can do whatever you want

 

and you can do whatever you want as well but we reserve the right to think it’s gross

 

What does the WHO think about the 5 second rule

 

Good one man

 

It’s not even 8 AM and I just saw someone come out of the stall after obviously shitting and proceed to start brushing his teeth in the work bathroom. Bunch of animals in this place.

 

Is the problem that he didn’t wash his hands or because he’s brushing his teeth at work? You might have started a whole new conversation

 

Brushing your teeth is right up there with clipping your fingernails as workplace cringe.

 

Brushing teeth at work is something people actually do?

 

what about clipping toenails at your desk, with the door closed?

 

The teeth brushing at work is bad, but it’s specifically brushing your teeth after taking a dump and not washing your hands.

 

I brush my teeth at work every day and have never given it a second thought. I keep the tooth brush in my desk and wipe the sink after I’m done. I’d love to know why you smelly mouth freaks take issue with good dental hygiene.

 

Single user bathroom or public with multiple people using it while you brush?

If we had single user bathrooms here it’s not as gross to me. I’m just not about brushing while strangers poop 5 feet away from me.

I pop a Listerine strip after coffee and lunch.

 

That dude definitely slept in the office last night and I'm guessing it's not his first rodeo.

Either he got hammered drunk at happy hour nearby and couldn't make it home or his wife has kicked him out for something.

Either way, that dude is now the office alpha.

 

Because why not just brush before and after work? Needing to brush in an office full of a bunch of people is odd. Just pop a piece of gum if your mouth smells that bad

 

To be fair, there could be some dental reason. For example, my wife has Invisalign and likes to brush before popping them back in after lunch or whatever.

 

Just throw in a dip if you're in by god West Virginia

 

In WV, there are no teeth to brush

 

Haha this is a classic!

 

If it'd been invented anywhere else, they've have called it a teethbrush!

 

The only person that I’ve ever seen brush their teeth at the workplace was someone that I liked so I’m cool with it until I see someone I don’t like doing it

 

Office i used to work at had single use pre pasted tooth brushes in the bathroom.

They were only in the private bathrooms though. It was great. Frankly i started brushing more after lunch because of it

https://www.mdsassociates.com/catal...mj54BemHz1dEBERv7aGn9HsNJIIbB415LpaJycIzm4A07

 

This is a plotline on The League iirc

 

This is exactly how my routine started. When I was doing Invisalign it was required to brush several times a day. To some people who think chewing gum is dental hygiene, this may come as a surprise, but brushing during the day feels great so I’ve continued.

The bathroom I use is a single shitter, but I have a coworker who brushes in a larger bathroom and I don’t it’s weird either. People brush their teeth at airports all the time. As long as you’re not being a slob and leaving toothpaste everywhere, I don’t know why any of you would care.

 

I didn’t say chewing gum was dental hygiene, was just trying to help solve your bad breath

 

I don’t have bad breath, YOU do.

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