Annoying/Cringeworthy things your co-workers do....

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  1. Houndster

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    I buy my dinner too.
     
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  2. Redav

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    I do feel bad about going hard in the paint on fat people. I realize it's a struggle but being 400 lbs is really losing the battle. I mean you're getting blown out at that point.
     
  3. Redav

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    I have not found that I get more conservative as i get older and make more money. #blessed
     
  4. bro

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    my mom is a lifelong democrat and she is the hardest working person I've ever met. It might be in my genes. either way, no need to discuss politics in this delightful thread
     
  5. bro

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    eh, if they have a disease or are struggling right on the border, I might feel bad. They might have never been taught proper habits.

    but when you are a fat fuck, complain about your health and the struggles of being fat and your aches and pains.... while eating terribly and never exercising, see if I give a fuck.
     
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  6. Hoss Bonaventure

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    A 400 lb person could drop 50 lbs really fucking fast by simply walking for 20 mins a day and not eating quite as shitty as they are now. I got no sympathy for fat fucks. Is there a fatist organization? I'd join that shit. If you got fat hate in your heart, let it out.
     
  7. Duck70

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    I work with our graphic designer and she is mentally unstable (mood swings, anger, cries ALL THE TIME). Last week her cat was throwing up (cats fucking throw up all the time also fuck cats) so she came into work sobbing and left for the day at 11 am to go the vet. Nevermind the fact that I need shit from her by that afternoon for an ad we are running.

    This shit storm happens on a regular basis about how she has no money (BF doesnt work, just sits at home and plays video games), how she is over worked (she works 10 am - 4:30 pm) and how her cats are such shit heads (1 is a Bengal cat she spent $1000 on and the other is some Lynx that cost $700, dumb decisions).

    Did I mention how much I fucking hate graphic designers?
     
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  8. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Indians may stink up a break room, but since the move up to where IT is at the Asians here make it smell fantastic. It makes me hungry just walking through there at lunch.
     
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  9. Redav

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    Word and you have to eat a lot to maintain 350+lbs
     
  10. Bo Pelinis

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    NOT WHEN YOU HAVE A THYROID CONDITION YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK
     
  11. bigred77

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    I dont even know any and now i hate them
     
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  12. wes tegg

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    ^^^Poor.
     
  13. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Welp I just tried to google "fatist groups" to see if there were organized ones and it pulled up "fascist groups" so I assume the ethnic web monitoring guys may refer to me as the annoying racist coworker now.
     
  14. CraigAnne Conway

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    Your mom is also a woman.
     
  15. CraigAnne Conway

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    What was your major in college?
     
  16. Redav

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    I didn't go to college. I'm a janitor
     
  17. bro

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    that's what you think
     
  18. Duck70

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    The ones that I have worked with are temperamental, have a shitty work ethic and complain all the time
     
  19. bigred77

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    Im 6'3" tall and havent worked out in over a year (i know, i know), eat wrong, and drink lots of beer, and i have a 'huge frame', and i literally never crack 300 lbs

    I am walking a lot for work, and working in the yard and garden every day,
    But shit, i always stay right about 290

    Im fat, but orka fat people blow my mind
     
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  20. Redav

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    I'm 6'6 and weigh 235. I've never come close to 300 but I work out
     
  21. bigred77

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    Like i said, im fat
    I need to get back into a good routine, but i doubt i could ever get down to 235, unless i got into marathons or something
    Flat stomach, post college ball me weighed 245
    Playing weight was 275
     
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  22. Harvey Updyke

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    I work from home and flying places 90% of the time so I don't ever really have to deal with co-workers anymore except calls and emails. It's amazing.
     
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  23. wes tegg

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  24. Redav

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    That's not what I'm even taking about. Everyone knows or is someone over weight. I'm talking like you need a cart to get around/you could die at any moment and no one would be surprised type of fat
     
  25. Bo Pelinis

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    I refer to those people as Rascal Fats.
     
  26. bigred77

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    Orka fat
     
  27. TDintheCorner

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    Which I first read as okra fat :laugh:
     
  28. Redav

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    Lol, why's he talking shit about okra? It's amazing
     
  29. TDintheCorner

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    Indeed. I wanna get okra fat.
     
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  30. dvnasty

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    life as a poor seems to have given you quite the sunny disposition on life
     
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  31. Goose

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    I get this a lot and it's always a fat person.
     
  32. dvnasty

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    they are sub human creatures
     
  33. Pasta88

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    Poor and cheap actually. But I do enjoy home cooked meals more than eating fast food.
     
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  34. Goose

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    :meh:
     
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  35. wes tegg

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    TEN DOLLAR SOUP

    [​IMG]
     
  36. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I pictured the round pieces of fried okra you can get and thought "well, I guess he means fat people that are shaped kinda like a fried circle"
     
  37. Joshuam2107

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    thanks for the giggle
     
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  38. LeVar Burton

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    There's a lady in my office that has the same whistle as Herbert the pervert from Family Guy. She talks all of the time, pretentious as hell, and dumb. It's the worst noise I've ever heard in my life. I refuse to ever help or give her guidance on anything. Whoever recommended the Audio-Technica ATH M50X headphones she's the reason for them.
     
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  39. Lefthook

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    I like all of my coworkers - going to work mostly kicks ass except for the customers.

    That being said, one of the kids that works for me has a degree in architecture and is constantly trying to sound more intelligent/verbose... and constantly misuses words in the process. Ex: When discussing a something that could happen ("conceivably") he says "well perceivably we could design a solution..." and "I don't know, just off the cusp [cuff], I'm thinking..."

    I amuse myself by sending my counterpart a picture of Inigo Montoya every time he mangles another term.
     
  40. Mitch Cumstein

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  41. CraigAnne Conway

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    Fucking love that show
     
  42. bigred77

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    Co worker of mine has bought into Iraqi Dinars as an investment
    Like to the tune of multiple thousands of dollars.

    He's a really really nice guy, and a great co worker, buy every single day he tunes into a conference call lead by these Dinar guys
    Call starts at like noon each day and is over about 3:30
    Ive heard enough of them, it fluctuates from today/tomorrow could be the day, get ready to go to you bank and cash these in on our notice; to well the feds are blocking it again so they can all run the rates up and cash their own in fo profit first; to yea today is not gunna be it, but as we all know it will go big and soon followed by projections for a month or so down the road

    One of the big days when it was all gunna go off, he gave me an envelope with like a few of grand dinars in it, tells me its a gift for being a friend and not to lose it cause its gunna be worth a couple hundred thousand us dollars in a matter of hours
    I looked it up, it was worth about 25 bucks

    That was easily 2 years ago and he is still listening on that call every single day

    I went looking for that envelope the other day and have no idea where it is, made me pissed to lose $20
     
  43. bigred77

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  44. Arkadin

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    http://www.cnbc.com/2015/01/15/inside-a-24-million-investment-scam-buy-the-iraqi-dinar.html
     
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  45. bigred77

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  46. The Milkman

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    I have no issues with any of my coworkers. I actually really like going to my job everyday.

    I work with 25 dudes and 1 woman (secretary) that never leaves her office. Casual dress code, profanity is accepted. We're super productive, mostly bc everyone's attitude is so good. Not working with women is what every male should strive towards.
     
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  47. TheChatch

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    One of the guys that works at an account that I handle is a "take your phone or keys and hide them from you" kind of guy.
     
  48. bigred77

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    I dont even know what that means
     
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  49. CraigAnne Conway

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  50. One Two

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    It was fun.