Another Gator in Trouble with the Gville Police

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    This is unbelievable, muschamp better kick this idiot off the team



    Alligator attacks Police car



    GAINESVILLE, Fla., May 4 (UPI) -- A Florida sheriff's department said a 10-foot alligator caused damage to a patrol car when it clamped its jaws on the front bumper.

    The Alachua County Sheriff's Office said Deputy Victor Borrero was dispatched to the south end of Gainesville Golf and Country Club, which borders Paynes Prairie Preserve State Park, about 7 p.m. Saturday on a report of a large gator in the area, the Ocala Star-Banner reported Wednesday.

    Sheriff's spokesman Sgt. Todd Kelly said the deputy located the alligator and was waiting for a licensed trapper to arrive when the large reptile bit down on the front bumper of his patrol car. The deputy slowly backed up the vehicle to cause the alligator to release its grip and the trapper soon arrived on the scene.

    Kelly said the bumper was heavily damaged.

    Animal authorities said the alligator, in compliance with policies for gators more than 4-feet-long, was euthanized.

    Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/05/04/Alligator-bites-police-car/UPI-40661304533848/#ixzz1LV2Gsows
     
  2. TheChad

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    Dude, I saw this on Yahoo like 2 days ago.
     
  3. Sam Elliott

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  4. Jack Parkman

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    But did you see it on HERE that is the question :gfa:
     
  5. BhamBammer

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    Mildly clever, but still a waste of my time
     
  6. Jack Parkman

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  7. Jack Parkman

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  8. THE GUBBS

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    cOLIN tHOMPSON JUST CHOSE uf no 10 commit.
     
  9. skeezy

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    never knew albert was that big
     
  10. Jack Parkman

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    Thats what Albeta said
     
  11. skeezy

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    :respek:
     
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  12. ned's head

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    Evergreen thread title

     
  13. roggins

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  14. Muddy Badger

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    Should change thread title to Gator Bagman Arrested
     
  15. TC

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    No arrest threads? Time to die!
     
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    Live look at when Boo MFer! eventually enters the thread
     
  17. Boo MFer!

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  18. ned's head

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  19. TC

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    Down in Gainesville they call that the Oklahoma drill!
     
  20. JGator1

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  21. BrickTamland

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    Matt Baker where is your coverage on this huh HUH?
     
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  22. Boo MFer!

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  23. Boo MFer!

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    SUCH UNFAIR COVERAGE! STOP BASHING UF, MATT!
     
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  24. Wu

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    DRAIN THE SWAMP
     
  25. ned's head

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    Maybe the criminality wasn't urban's fault after all. Misdemeanor mullen has things hopping down there
     
  26. JGator1

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    He released an updated story!!! He's clearly got it out for Mullen and has hated him since he was Urban's oc at Utah.

     
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  27. Jack Parkman

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    Wow this Matt baker guy is obsessed with my team!
     
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  28. NYGator

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    No arrest threads
     
  29. Crepeswithasmile

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    Should've grabber her by the pussy, they'd have made him student council president.
     
  30. ned's head

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    Think it might be time to make this a sticky

    Complaint: UF tailback Perine grabbed tow truck driver’s arm

    Florida senior running back Lamical Perine could face a battery charge after a tow truck driver accused him of pulling his arm when the driver tried to tow his mother’s vehicle.

    Perine, 21, was accused May 7 in a sworn complaint of arguing with a tow truck driver while he tried to hook onto the car to tow it. The car did not have a required decal.

    Perine grabbed the tow truck driver’s arm and pulled him away from the car in an attempt to thwart his towing efforts, according to the complaint.

    State Attorney Bill Cervone said Perine was not arrested but could be issued a notice to appear in a court, pending prosecutors’ review.

    He said the tow truck driver has not yet talked to attorneys about whether there was more to the encounter or if what Gainesville police wrote in the sworn complaint was accurate.

    Cervone has not made a decision on whether to prosecute. However, he’s not convinced the allegation rises to the level of a battery charge.

    “That is bullsh--. There’s a certain amount of touching that is not intended to be a criminal matter,” Cervone said. “I could put my arm on your shoulder as I walk past you and technically that’s battery. Some people revel in something that’s not a big deal. It’s a football player and it becomes the end of the world.”
     
  31. TC

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    I for one applaud Lamical for doing what we'd all like to do to tow truck drivers
     
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    Cervone has not made a decision on whether to prosecute. However, he’s not convinced the allegation rises to the level of a battery charge.

    “That is bullsh--. There’s a certain amount of touching that is not intended to be a criminal matter,” Cervone said



    Well nice to see this will be an open and shut case
     
  33. Boo MFer!

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    GPD out to get UF football players. What else is new?
     
  34. NYGator

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    Yes, I did worse when I had my car towed back in the day.
     
  35. NoleNBlue

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    I mean the statute says ANY unwanted touching but whatever everyone kills people
     
  36. yaywaffles

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    if these players were smart, they'd stick to crimes the GPD doesnt care about, like armed robberies
     
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  37. chopcity

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    and firing AK47s down the middle of the skreet
     
  38. electronic

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    This is a really stupid post. Let’s see if you can figure out why!
     
  39. Jack Parkman

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    Who did that
     
  40. Joe_Pesci

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  41. Boo MFer!

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    Enlighten me.
     
  42. electronic

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    The cops weren’t involved at all. He wasn’t arrested. The tow truck driver made a sworn complaint, and law enforcement (nor the DA) have done anything about it yet.
     
  43. Boo MFer!

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    What the fuck are you talking about?

    “He said the tow truck driver has not yet talked to attorneys about whether there was more to the encounter or if what Gainesville police wrote in the sworn complaint was accurate.”
     
  44. electronic

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    Are you saying the police swore out a complaint against Perine, rather than the tow truck driver going to the police?

    That’s not how I read it at all, but I will admit I was wrong if that’s what happened and apologize to you.
     
  45. Boo MFer!

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    You said the police were not involved. They clearly took the tow truck driver’s statement.
     
  46. TC

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  47. electronic

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    Ok, I take back my offer to apologize. My original statement stands.
     
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  48. nolecpa

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    Huntley Johnson be all :rain:
     
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  49. Boo MFer!

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    :facepalm: